Subei's expression was guarded, and his usual straight-man demeanor quickly reasserted itself as he suppressed his excitement.
"But you didn't win either…" Xiao Wu muttered.
"Then come kiss me!"
Xiao Wu's mischievous eyes sparkled as she waved at Northern Jiangsu.
Hearing this, Northern Jiangsu let down his guard, thinking that if Xiao Wu kissed him he'd get a reward. Plus, spending time close to the goddess might let him enjoy her fragrance.
But when Xiao Wu's lips touched Subei's handsome face, she bit down, and the pain made Subei scream.
When she released him, two rabbit teeth marks remained on his face.
Xiao Wu realized her plan had worked and immediately collapsed, draping herself over Subei: "Now let's see how you run!"
Subei rubbed his cheek. Generally, a dog bite hurts a person, but this rabbit's bite packed a serious punch.
Subei gave a helpless sigh: "Fine, I lose, so I can kiss you."
"Hmph."
Xiao Wu tilted her head and leaned in: "But you can't bite me back!"
After several minutes of fierce chasing, the water on Xiao Wu's body was replaced by sweat.
Her hair clung wetly to her skin, and her cheeks flushed a sultry red.
Lolis really were captivatingly beautiful.
"Do you think I'm like you?"
Northern Jiangsu smiled gently. Though he lacked violent passion, he placed a gentle kiss on Xiao Wu's cheek, offering both of them a beautiful first experience.
Xiao Wu felt a strange warmth surge through her, and her heart pounded wildly—like a fawn running free.
She wondered, "Is this the emotion mom said only humans have?"
In Subei's mind, the cooldown option appeared again.
He chose speed once more, hoping that even with an agile combat system spirit master in front of him, no one could touch his clothes.
When fighting, he only needed to summon Chi to kiss the enemy and protect himself wisely.
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An hour later…
Subei succeeded in winning Xiao Wu's recognition as a brother.
He'd exhausted himself, using every skill he'd seen online on Xiao Wu—like that one where you warm her all day and smash...
Oops, wrong script.
In short, his positive impression in Xiao Wu's eyes was firmly established.
Subei looked over and noticed the Titan Great Ape, though restless and lonely, still stayed nearby.
A subconscious arm reached back, feeling something.
He grabbed it and found a red sandalwood comb.
Before Northern Jiangsu could examine it, Xiao Wu snatched it away: "My comb!"
Wasn't this the one her mother left her?
Subei touched Xiao Wu's head and smiled faintly: "Xiao Wu, shall I comb your hair?"
Xiao Wu blinked in astonishment and asked, "Brother Bei, do you love Xiao Wu?"
That was a serious question for Northern Jiangsu.
A scoundrel like him only talked about love but was unworthy of it.
Xiao Wu shook her head: "I still don't understand love, so I can't let anyone comb my hair yet."
"If you insist, you must comb Xiao Wu's hair—but it will take a lifetime!"
Xiao Wu muttered softly, cute yet tinged with sadness.
Holding the comb, she recalled her mother's words:
"Love is a disaster."
"For you, you'd give everything, even if disaster follows..."
At the time, Xiao Wu had replied foolishly, "That's terrible, I'll hide far away."
Her mother had said, "Silly girl, a swan's wings don't get wet in the rain. When it comes, you can't avoid it."
So far, Xiao Wu still didn't grasp the meaning.
She only remembered clearly what her mother said next:
"A woman can only have one man comb her hair in her life. Mom blesses you, hoping one day you find the one who truly loves you and is willing to comb your hair."
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Subei looked at the naked Xiao Wu and teased, "Xiao Wu, if you become my wife, I'll return your clothes."
Xiao Wu blushed, looked at his loyal and handsome face, nodded, and agreed: "I don't need clothes—take them off."
? Me: ?￣?￣?)!
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