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Chapter 12 - Chapter 012

Not long after the news of Naruto's Banishment and being a Jinchuuriki came out, Konoha fell under attack by a series of daily pranks at the hands of Konohamaru and his friends. These pranks lasted an entire year before Konohamru and his team graduated from the Academy. The pranks were often and always varied. The pranks ranged from having sticky flower bombs exploding in clothes stores, stink bombs exploding in food stores, and sticky bubblegum bombs exploding in the several different shops and on people. A large number of cockroaches were also let loose in a restaurant and all the Inuzuka's kennels were opened and their dogs released. That is, after spraying several people with Dog pheromone. Lets not forget the paint bombs exploding in certain people homes. One of the worst pranks was when, at some point, the Civilians tried to celebrate Naruto Banishment. Konohamaru and his team built a catapult and used old dirty baby diapers from the babies ward in the hospital as ammo. Needless to say, the celebrations did not last long and many people had to go home and scrub themselves down hard.

Most of these pranks were aimed at the civilian population as well as others who had either been cruel to Naruto in some way or another. A lot of Konohamaru's pranks had also been aimed at the Council members that had Banished Naruto.

Kurenai could not help but smile when she remembered all the pranks that Konohamaru and his team had done, some being with Council member Koharu, who had been legged fucked by two Inuzuka dogs (one at each leg) and had to try and walk to the hospital as they were doing her. It had taken most of the day trying to get the dogs off her. Another prank was when Udon had somehow set off a stink bomb in the Council room while it was in session. It had taken several days before the smell in the Council room had cleared enough for it to be used again. Moegi achieved something special when she had switched Sakura's shampoo with instant, quick drying glue when she was in the Kunoichi shower room. The girl's hands were stuck to her head and, to further humiliate her, Moegi had tricked her into walking out to the street naked where she had to run all the way home in her birthday suit. In the end, Sakura's mother had to cut off several large bits of her hair to get her hands free which resulted with Sakura having several bald parts on her head and her hands now had a light pink coating. Needless to say, Sakura had not been seen by anyone for a few weeks.

Konohamaru and his team had even somehow gotten the Chunins Izumo and Kotetsu to help them in their pranks (where later on Kureani found out that they had been friends with Naruto and loved his pranks). With the two Chunins' help, they setup a Bubblegum bomb in Council member Hojo Akira's office. When he entered, it blew up causing Akira to be stuck to his office wall. it wasn't until the next day that they were finally able to get him off the wall but they had to shave his head bald since his hair was completely covered in Bubblegum, not to mention he was covered in sore marks and scratches from the Bubblegum being pulled off him.

They next person to be hit had been Kakashi. Izumo and Kotetsu had told him of a excellent bar called The Blue Oyster that they had found in the village and that it served top notch sake for cheap prices. When Kakashi went to it he found out that is was Gay bar and, what was worse, the night he went was when the Hatake Kakashi fan boy club was having their annual meeting. Needless to say, Kakashi's girly screams were heard all over the village for the early part of the night. When they had finally caught him, the fan boy club had spent the rest of the night dancing the tango dance with Kakashi; they even had all taken turns to dance with the Copy-cat Ninja. To add insult to injury, Izumo and Kotetsu had somehow gotten photos of Kakashi's dances with each of the members of his fan boy club and made copies of them all and posted them all over the village for everyone to see. This even also got the attention of many Yaoi fan girls, needless to say Kakashi found it very hard to walk down the street with certain men and women eying him in a way that freaked him out.

Thinking of that time caused Kurenai to chuckle at Kakashi's suffering since; in her mind he deserved it.

Another Council member that had been targeted was Ashikaga Shin. He had several Skunks secretly placed inside his briefcase and when he opened it, well needless to say no-one was willing to do business with him or even to stay with him in the same room for a week or two. That is, everyone except for the Raman Chief Tenchi who, one day, saw Shin and punched him in the nose, breaking it along with giving him two matching black eyes. Ino was then later hit by pranksters where they secretly switched her bubble bath liquid with Green dye so that when she looked at herself in the mirror the whole village heard her reaction. It had taken three weeks before the dye finally wore off her. The running joke during this time that many of the Konoha twelve members repeated was that she would at least match the Gardens and flowers in her family store. Not only that, it would also improve her stealth skills in the forest. These jokes had infuriated the young girl to no end as they happened daily and often.

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