The Akibarangers tumbled through the rift, screaming all the way down until they hit grass with a loud thud.
"Owwww! My back!" Blue groaned, rolling onto the ground.
Pink sat up, dazed, clutching her head. "I think my moe circuits are broken…"
Red jumped up immediately, eyes shining. "This is it! I know this backdrop! The trees, the lighting, the budget-friendly park setting—this can only mean one thing…"
He spread his arms dramatically.
"WE'VE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS' WORLD!"
Blue froze. "You're joking, right?"
Pink gasped. "Like… the American ones? The ones who reuse Japanese fight footage?!"
Red was trembling, tears of joy in his eyes. "Yes! We've crossed into the most legendary tokusatsu-adjacent franchise ever! This is the dream crossover of crossovers!"
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First Contact
Their geeky moment was cut short by an explosion nearby. Putty Patrollers staggered into the park, clay fists raised, their strange grunt-noises echoing.
Pink squealed. "Aaah! They're real!"
Blue backed up. "Wait, wait, wait—unofficial Sentai can't fight in this continuity!"
Red grinned, raising his sword. "Nonsense! This is our chance to prove we belong in the official multiverse!"
They rushed forward—tripping, stumbling, and screaming—but somehow actually knocking down a few Putties with clumsy strikes.
Then, from the smoke, the real heroes arrived.
"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!"
Red Ranger Jason, Pink Ranger Kimberly, and the others charged in with their iconic poses, instantly outshining the chaotic mess that was the Akibarangers.
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Awkward Team-Up
The battle became a bizarre mix:
The Mighty Morphin team fought with smooth, choreographed precision.
The Akibarangers flailed, panicked, and shouted absurd attack names.
Blue: "Moe Beam of Limited Edition DVD Sales!!"
Pink: "Kyaa~! Idol Slash of Pure Love!!"
Red: "Unofficial Cross-Branding Strike!!!"
The Putties, confused, sometimes toppled just from the sheer noise.
Kimberly (Pink Ranger) stopped mid-fight to stare at Akiba Pink. "Umm… are you supposed to be me?"
Akiba Pink sparkled. "You're so cuuuute! Can I get your autograph after this?!"
Kimberly blinked. "…What?"
Jason (Red Ranger) frowned at Akiba Red. "Who are you guys supposed to be?"
Akiba Red posed dramatically. "We are the unofficial heroes of Akihabara! Protectors of dreams, anime, and delusions!"
Blue Akibaranger groaned. "Please stop introducing us like that…"
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Rita Repulsa Notices
Far above, on the Moon Palace, Rita Repulsa peered into her telescope. Her eyes widened when she saw the three strange figures bumbling around alongside the Rangers.
"What in the galaxy are those idiots?! They're not Rangers… they're not even official!" she screeched.
Squatt and Baboo leaned in. "Maybe… unofficial means… they're weaker?"
Goldar grunted. "Or maybe they're wildcards. We should destroy them before they confuse the battlefield."
Rita cackled. "Yes! I'll make a monster so confusing, even they won't know what's real or fake!"
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Unofficial Victory
On the ground, the Putties finally crumbled away. The Akibarangers struck dramatic (and crooked) poses next to the Mighty Morphin Rangers.
Jason crossed his arms. "Alright. Talk. Who are you really?"
Akiba Red gave a thumbs up. "We're… special guests from another world! Think of us as the crossover episode no one expected!"
Blue facepalmed. "They're going to kick us out, I swear."
Akiba Pink grabbed Kimberly's hands. "Best friends forever from across dimensions!"
Kimberly just looked at Jason in confusion. Jason sighed. "…Zordon is not going to believe this."
But before anyone could relax, the ground shook. Rita's new monster appeared in a flash of smoke—half TV set, half clay warrior, screaming nonsense about "ratings."
The Akibarangers gasped.
Blue: "Oh no… she made a parody monster of us!"
Red's eyes gleamed with passion. "Then this is the perfect chance to prove our worth to the official multiverse!"
The Rangers prepared to fight—but this time, the Akibarangers were right beside them, for better or worse.
To be continued…