The desert winds screamed as the Feraloid kaiju stomped closer, each step like thunder. Its metal-plated body glowed with magical runes, and its jaws dripped molten sparks.
Nyara crouched low, claws extended, her golden eyes sharp as a blade. Eternal's blue flames roared like a wildfire, while Ahim raised her cutlass with elegance befitting a princess.
Behind them, however, chaos reigned.
"W-We can't fight that thing!" Blue Akibaranger wailed, his voice cracking. "We don't even have a giant robot, we're just cosplay-tier Sentai!"
Pink grabbed his shoulders, eyes wide. "We are heroes! Even if it's unofficial!"
Red clenched his fists, trembling with passion. "This is it… the dream crossover… the fight no one believes in…! It's time to prove that Akibarangers matter too!"
Nyara glanced back at them, unimpressed. "You three better not get in the way."
Eternal groaned. "We're doomed."
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The Giant of Light Attacks
Ultraman Tiga charged the kaiju, slamming into it with colossal strength. The ground cracked beneath their titanic struggle. Energy beams flashed as Tiga fired a Zeperion Shot, forcing the creature back but not destroying it.
Eternal's eyes narrowed. "Even Tiga can't handle it alone… fine." His flames burst outward. "Let's bring it down."
Nyara leapt onto the kaiju's leg, claws digging into its armor, sparks flying. Ahim fired precise shots from below, targeting weak points between the plating.
The Akibarangers… hesitated.
Blue: "Uhhh… what do we even do in a kaiju battle?!"
Red: "We believe in delusions!"
Pink: "But delusions don't stop a real monster!!"
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The Unofficial Assault
Then, Red had an idea. He posed dramatically. "Listen! If this is a crossover, then our attacks count! Even if we're unofficial! Right?!"
Before Nyara could argue, the three Akibarangers rushed forward with battle cries.
Blue fired his toy-like blaster at the kaiju's foot. The shots were weak, but strangely, the magical runes on its armor flickered.
Pink twirled and struck with her weapon, the "MoeMoe Z-Cune." To her own shock, the kaiju actually staggered slightly.
"Ehhhhh?!" Pink squealed. "I-It worked?! I'm not useless!!"
Red leapt, swinging his sword with burning passion. Sparks exploded as he struck the creature's shin. "BEHOLD! The power of unofficial heroes!"
Nyara blinked, momentarily stunned. "…They actually did something?"
Eternal snarled, flames bursting higher. "Don't just stand there—keep pushing!"
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Combining Forces
The battle turned into a chaotic symphony.
Nyara slashed the kaiju's leg joints, opening weak points.
Eternal hurled waves of blue fire into its wounds, scorching its circuits.
Ahim's graceful shots pierced glowing glyphs along its torso.
The Akibarangers… attacked wherever they could, shouting things like "FOR THE TOY SALES THAT NEVER EXISTED!" and "MOE IS JUSTICE!"
Tiga seized the opportunity. As the kaiju staggered, he delivered a crushing blow, sending it crashing into the desert floor.
The Akibarangers huddled together, trembling, then threw their fists into the air. "Un… unofficial victory!!"
Nyara smirked faintly. "Not bad… for clowns."
Eternal crossed his arms, reluctantly admitting, "They're idiots… but useful idiots."
Ahim chuckled softly, brushing dust off her dress. "Heroes come in many forms."
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The Rift Opens Again
But as the dust settled, the air above them began to crackle. The same unstable vortex opened once more, swirling with raw energy.
Red pointed dramatically. "Another world transfer! The script demands it!"
Blue screamed. "We just survived a kaiju fight, and now this?!"
Pink clung to Nyara's arm. "Don't leave me behind! We're unofficial but we're family now!"
Nyara sighed, her tail lashing. "Here we go again…"
The vortex pulled them upward, dragging all of them—Nyara, Eternal, Ahim, and the three ridiculous Akibarangers—into another unknown world.
Somewhere, something even stranger awaited.
To be continued…