Dai'chi wakes up in the Crusaders' base. He looks around the room and sees the green paladin plushy he burnt a few days ago. "How the hell is that thing completely unchanged? I'm sure that I burned that thing with magic a few days ago. We might need to perform an exorcism on that thing," He says. Satoshi smashes down the door and starts yelling.
"WHERE THE HELL IS JESSE, I LOST MY SKULL CLEAVER AGAIN," He yells, he starts going crazy, once again. He screams at the top of his lungs. All the crusaders groan, knowing that Skull Cleaver is probably, once again, still on Satoshi's back.
"Have you tried checking on your back?" Dai'chi says, mildly annoyed. Satoshi reaches behind himself and finds Skull Cleaver. He is surprised, then leaves Dai'chi's room. The door flies back up and connects to the door frame again. "I'm so glad this base can somehow regenerate itself."
"Is Satoshi freaking out again? I can hear him, and I'm on the other side of Realm of Creation," Jesse says to Dai'chi telepathically. "It's not audible, but I can tell that the slight vibration came from him." Lily is sleeping on Jesse a he carries her on his back. "Also, I might not be back for a while. I'm a bit lost and I can't find any stations around here."
Back with the Chaotic weirdos, Aevum walks by Satoshi while carrying a potion. Satoshi decides to slap Aevum for no reason at all. It causes Aevum to drop the potion he was holding right on a bottle of wine. "Are you serious? You just made me drop the new potion I made. For no reason at all," Aevum says.
"NOOOO, NOT ON THE WINE BOTTLE, THAT WAS MY LAST ONE AND I NEEDED THAT," Satoshi yells. The potion mixes with the wine bottle, and it starts transforming into a rat. The rat stands up on its hind legs as it continues to grow until it's the same height as a regular human. The Rat moves his hand to the side and then quickly moves his hand forward and bully slaps Satoshi.
"NO DRINKING IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRA-" He says, but before he can finish, Satoshi turns back towards him. Using the momentum, Satoshi punches the giant rat in the face.
"Giant Rat Technique: Ultra Slap," The rat says. He turns back towards Satoshi and gives him a giant slap. It does slight damage as he moves slightly from the attack, but that doesn't come anywhere close to stopping him.
"You think you're so cool because all your attacks are named or have catchphrases. WELL, GUESS WHAT, GIANT RAT SLAYING TECHNIQUE, EAT MY FISTS," Satoshi says. He punches the rat, which stumbles backward. Jesse teleports right next to Satoshi and the rat. He and Lilith slap both of them and teleport away. Satoshi and the rat immediately return to taking turns beating each other up. Aevum creates a magic circle below them and teleports both of them away.
Iori walks into the room. "Where did you send them to?" she says. She looks at Aevum, slightly annoyed that something chaotic is once again happening.
"I sent them to the outer ring of the Crusaders' island; they shouldn't cause any problems for a while," Aevum says. He looks down at the broken glass. "I guess I should write down what that potion does so I don't accidentally make it again," he says.
"You better," Iori says. She goes back into her forge and slams the door shut. "AND CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU MADE," she yells back at him. He teleports all the glass away and heads back to his lab.
Over with Satoshi and the rat. Satoshi and the rat continue to take turns punching each other. Satoshi jumps back. "JUST DIE ALREADY," he yells at the rat. He charges forward.
"I ain't feeling like dying today," the rat says as he swiftly dodges. He quickly runs around Satoshi.
"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO FAST. YOUR STOMACH IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FOREHEAD," Satoshi yells, very confused. He charges at the rat but isn't fast enough. "I'm GOING TO RIP YOU APART. PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN I'LL FEAST ON YOUR FLESH, STARTING WITH YOUR-*for reasons of this going into too much detail, I have decided to not show the rest of what he says*," Satoshi yells.
"I use my fat belly to build up momentum and jiggle myself along; you'll never beat me." The rat jiggles up to Satoshi. "Ultimate Technique: Fat Recoil." he hits Satoshi and sends him flying, or so he thought.
Satoshi reappears behind the rat. "You really thought that would work on me, pathetic," Satoshi says. he starts non-stop pummeling the rat, giving the rat no time to dodge or counter, but the rat still smiles.
"It doesn't matter how much you attack me, you're not going to be able to get through my body fat… Wait, WHAT," the rat says. The rat's body fat quickly disappears as if it were fat gum from MHA. The difference is, the rat isn't storing up energy for a massive attack. "W-Wait, we can talk about this," He says.
Satoshi grins," Game Over." Satoshi grabs Skull Cleaver off his back and cuts the rat in half. He then proceeds to do what he said he was going to do. Deciding to figure out where he is later.
*End Of Chapter*