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Chapter 30 - Happy Ranch

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After the report concluded, a figure emerged from the conference room. Only when he was alone could he let out a weary sigh.

This was his first complete failure since becoming the Leader of the Black Scripture. Not only had he lost half his men, but he had also lost a precious item left by the Six Great Gods, and even Madam Kerry was missing.

He absolutely refused to believe the explanation that she had been eaten by a dragon, but no other traces could be found at the scene. Even sending Quinn Eise, the Fifth Seat, to search with his summoned beasts yielded nothing.

Instead, Zhānxīng Qiānlǐ observed a person in silver armor from the sky, but she couldn't confirm if it was the one who attacked them. The figure merely flashed by and disappeared.

Such a coincidence couldn't happen in this world, and he couldn't be 100% sure it was the same person. Moreover, Zhānxīng Qiānlǐ's mental state had deteriorated due to her companion's disappearance.

"Why are you sighing? That's not like you."

The young woman before him was Juesi Jueming, the Special Seat of the Black Scripture. Although she appeared to be only fifteen or sixteen, her true age was known to very few; at least, she hadn't changed since he became the First Seat.

A bitter smile appeared on his lips. "You can read the report I wrote for the specifics."

"I'm not reading it. Just tell me," Juesi Jueming said, her eyes, one black and one white, looking at him as if they possessed the magic to see into people's hearts.

"While subduing the Dragon Lord of Destruction, we encountered the mysterious Dragon Lord who annihilated the Sunlight Scripture. After losing half our men, we finally retreated."

"Is that person very strong? How does he compare to me?" Juesi Jueming asked casually.

"He might be stronger than you," he said helplessly. Although he knew he might anger the person in front of him, he still spoke the truth.

"Oh, since he's a Dragon Lord, he can't be female, right?"

"Yes, I saw his human form, and he was indeed male. However, I can't describe his detailed appearance now; it's probably some kind of interference magic at work."

Juesi Jueming was silent for a moment, then reached down to touch her lower abdomen, revealing a sickly smile. "No matter what race he is, if someone who can defeat me appears, then how strong would our child be? I'm a little curious."

The Leader of the Divine Humans clearly knew Juesi Jueming's aversion to marriage and childbirth, so her current smile was certainly not genuine.

...

"Ah, Sig-san, please don't be gentle with me. This is my subordinate's honor."

"You seem a little uncomfortable. Maybe we should stop."

"No, although it's a bit embarrassing, this is a sign of pleasure. You can go harder, ah~"

"Sig-san, what are you two doing?!" Ainz had just entered the room when he heard strange sounds, and he couldn't help but think the wrong thing.

Due to his excitement, which sounded more like anger, several green lights flashed above his head.

No matter how urgent it is, you can't do this in the lounge, Sig-san!

"It's the Guildmaster. Albedo was letting me touch her wings. What were you thinking?" Sig-san stood up, raising his hands, and said helplessly.

Albedo put away her flushed cheeks and stood up with him, but her gaze kept drifting towards Sig-san's face, her single ahoge constantly swaying.

"Albedo. Shouldn't you explain?" Demiurge showed a very complex expression.

Although his tone was cold, it wasn't critical; it was more like he was giving someone a way out.

Albedo's face wore an apologetic expression. Against the backdrop of her pure white dress, she looked like an angelic sinner, innocent and pure.

"I am truly sorry, Ainz. It was my own request, and I didn't expect you to hear such unseemly sounds."

"No, it's not unseemly. I'm happy to see your intimate interaction, but please be mindful of the occasion in the future. Nazarick has children."

Since Ainz himself had changed the settings, he didn't actually feel uncomfortable seeing such a scene. However, Mare and Aura were still children, and such situations could easily lead to misunderstandings.

"Yes, I understand. Your subordinate will certainly be mindful." Albedo bowed deeply and respectfully moved to the side, leaving space for the two Supreme Beings to talk.

As soon as Sig-san sat down, the maids, from who knew where, brought out desserts, filling the table near him.

"Is the head chef so enthusiastic? While I love eating these, too much can be sickening, and eating while talking is very impolite."

"I'll have them removed immediately and tell the head chef not to make these anymore.""

"No need."

Sig-san actually liked eating them; he was just afraid of getting tired of them if he ate too much. Because of this, he always deliberately bought less of his favorite foods, but now it seemed he didn't need to worry so much.

"Only at home can I eat such delicious food, and I can't waste the servants' intentions. Would you like a piece, Albedo?"

Albedo let out a startled sound. Eating food personally fed by Sig-san? This was something she had never imagined.

"Albedo, don't be shy. Since Sig-san said so, just accept it, or he'll get angry," Ainz said with a cheerful laugh from the side.

Every time he ate, he would feel envious, but this time was completely different. He wanted to see how Sig-san handled women.

With the mindset of a father marrying off his daughter, now was the test.

Sig-san gave Ainz a helpless look. What kind of image did he have in the other's eyes?

"Then I won't be polite, Sig-san."

Albedo bent down. She gently parted her red lips, and from Sig-san's angle, he could even see her tender red tongue and clean teeth.

Sig-san didn't hesitate, bringing a suitably sized small cake to Albedo's lips, then turned and asked, "Demiurge, do you want some? Yuri and Nabe, do you?"

What are you doing, Sig-san? Can't you see black Aura already emanating from Albedo? Ainz screamed in his mind.

Demiurge pushed up his glasses, the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, wanting to laugh but not daring to. "Your subordinate has just returned from the farm, and I'm probably covered in a lot of dust, so it's not suitable for eating. Moreover, maids are not allowed to eat during work. Please forgive me, Sig-san."

Sensing the awkward atmosphere, Ainz quickly changed the subject. "Ahem, Demiurge, the hides you gave me can be used to make low-level scrolls. You did a very good job."

"Thank you for the praise, Ainz. I am currently working on capturing the beasts that provide the hides. The farm will be completed very soon, and I expect a stable supply will be available shortly."

Demiurge emphasized the word "beasts."

Sig-san suddenly thought of something. "What kind of beasts?"

Demiurge clearly hesitated for a moment, then smiled cheerfully and said, "They are the Demi-humans of the Holy Kingdom. What do you think of calling them Abellion Sheep?"

"Demi-humans?"

"They're probably some kind of monster. I remember encountering something similar," Ainz replied.

Albedo and Demiurge simultaneously smiled, while only Yuri slightly frowned.

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