The first time the world saw me, I wasn't even supposed to be on camera.
No epic battle music. No backstory montage. No grand destiny. Just me, a part-time film student, lugging around a beat-up camera that smelled faintly of instant noodles and regret.
The star of the stream was supposed to be Seraphina Duskveil — self-proclaimed witch, rising influencer, and professional chaos generator. With hair blacker than midnight and a wardrobe that screamed "Yes, I hex my own eyeliner", she was the kind of person the internet couldn't stop watching.
Me? I was just her cameraman. Unpaid intern, unofficial therapist, occasional Uber Eats mule.
But on that night, something snapped.
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We were live on stream, walking through an abandoned park for her "Midnight Hex & Chill" content. She wanted spooky vibes. I wanted to graduate without crippling debt. And then…
Boom.
A car skidded off the road, headlights slicing through the dark. Metal screeched, sparks flew, and a flaming tire spun straight at us like some hellish carnival game.
Seraphina screamed. The chat spammed skull emojis.
And me?
I didn't flinch. Didn't dodge. Didn't even blink. The tire bounced, split in two, and landed harmlessly on either side of me, like Moses parting the Red Sea. My camera didn't shake an inch.
> [CHAT]
"BRO IS BUILT DIFFERENT 💀💀💀"
"CAMERAMAN GOT ULTRA INSTINCT???"
"Forget the witch, I'm subbing for HIM."
Seraphina gawked at me like I'd just rewritten the laws of physics. Meanwhile, I muttered the only words that made sense:
"…Did that just happen?"
The clip went viral. Memes exploded across platforms: "The Immortal Cameraman," "God's Favorite Streamer," "Final Boss Energy." Overnight, Seraphina gained millions of followers. And me?
I became the internet's obsession — the cameraman who couldn't die.
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If this were a fairy tale, I'd say my life changed forever that night.
But this isn't a fairy tale.
This is the story of a witch chasing clout, a cameraman cursed with impossible luck, and a world that really, really wants to know why I'm still alive.
So grab your popcorn. Follow the stream.
Because if there's one thing I've learned behind the lens…
It's that the camera never stops rolling.