Despite the headache of dealing with two new troublemakers, Mo Wang figured it wasn't a big deal. Chaldea was already full of them, so what were a few more? He decided to check in with the group chat instead.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: Bros, I'm screwed! I got wiped out in the gacha! Waaah!
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: Oh, wiped out? Big deal. Who among us hasn't been wiped out before? We're destined to be saved by the pity system. (Nose-picking.jpg)
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: Lol, what did you get this time? Didn't you get Gaia and Alaya to rig it for you? How did you still get wiped out?
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: Hehehe, ten pulls, eight Arashes. I'm speechless. (Eight Great Heroes.jpg)
[A Certain Video Store Owner]: Holy crap, eight Great Heroes? You could probably steamroll a singularity with that. Who could withstand eight Stella Arrows?
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: Lol, you should use them as cannons on the Hyperion. The cost is pretty low, just one Great Hero per shot.
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: A million damage for the low, low price of one Great Hero?
[A Certain Mankind's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: So cruel. Poor Arash. (Lol.jpg)
[A Certain Strongest Demon Lord]: Don't worry, Arash will get used to it. He was born for this.
[A Certain Ark's Succubus]: What, is he an adaptive Great Hero now?
[A Certain Soul Player Aspiring to be the King of Games]: By the way, that's only eight. Who are the others?
[A Certain Little Red Cap Destined to be a Chick Magnet]: Please don't tell me it was Serenity, Cursed Arm, and Romulus.
[A Certain Hottest Pokémon Trainer]: If he got them, I wouldn't call that "wiped out."
[A Certain DFO's Salted Fish]: Romulus is a five-star, isn't he?
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: So, who did you get? I'm curious.
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: Curious +1.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: Besides the story characters, I got Mordred, BB, and Mari...
[A Certain Video Store Owner]: Holy crap! That's not wiped out, that's a god-tier pull!
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: I thought you were a fellow non-whale, but you're just here to flex.
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: By the way, who's Mari? Not Merlin?
[A Certain Mankind's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: I think there's a Servant like that. The female version of Merlin.
[A Certain Strongest Demon Lord]: Oh, so that's how it is. But with so many troublemakers in your Chaldea, can you handle it?
[A Certain Ark's Succubus]: I don't know if he can handle it, but I know Romani and the Director's stomachs are going to be in knots.
[A Certain Soul Player Aspiring to be the King of Games]: Don't blow up Chaldea before you even finish dealing with Goetia.
Mo Wang's face darkened. What are they talking about?! With me here, how could Chaldea possibly blow up? And if it did... well, we'd just build a new one.
Just then, a new notification popped up in the chat.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess] and [A Certain Monster Girl Slayer] have joined the chat.
[A Certain Little Red Cap Destined to be a Chick Magnet]: What? Newbies? We have newbies?
[A Certain Hottest Pokémon Trainer]: Oh my god, after so long, they're finally here?
[A Certain DFO's Salted Fish]: Waaah, I'm so moved. After all this time, I'm finally not the newest member anymore.
The group was ecstatic. It had been two or three new worlds since they had gotten any new members.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: What's going on? Why is there another group chat on my phone? I don't understand. What is this?
[A Certain Monster Girl Slayer]: Am I dreaming? Why do I suddenly have a phone? Is this my cheat?
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: For those who don't understand, just read the group files.
After a few minutes of orientation, the two newbies finally understood their situation.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: So, that damn phone blew us up into smithereens? It even shattered our souls?
[A Certain Monster Girl Slayer]: And our shattered souls were scattered across the multiverse? What kind of phone is that, a dimensional bomb?
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: We've been over this, but I'll say it again: that phone is seriously powerful.
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: The method of transmigration is always so simple and unadorned. All you need is a phone, and you can experience the most realistic fantasy world.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: Thank you, but we're not running a phone ad. Next.
[A Certain Video Store Owner]: So, which worlds are the newbies from? The nicknames are too abstract.
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: Like any of our nicknames aren't abstract.
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: Hey, my name is pretty easy to recognize.
[A Certain Mankind's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: Heh, "Kivotos"? Sounds like you're running a brothel.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Me? Guardian Tales, of course. Isn't it obvious?
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: Oh, so it's Dumbface.
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: Guardian Tales is still alive?
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: Uh, we were still playing it before we left, right? Though we were just slacking off in that game too.
[A Certain Video Store Owner]: Yeah, besides the main story, there wasn't much motivation to play.
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: So, where are you in the story? You haven't finished the first part of the main story yet, have you?
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Sorry, I haven't even left the tutorial...
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: Still in the tutorial... wait a minute. If you haven't left the tutorial, how is the story supposed to progress?
The group was stunned. If he was already invincible from the start, how was the game supposed to play out?
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: Oh no, poor Beth. Why do you have to bully her?
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: The High Priestess just keeps drinking in silence.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: The High Priestess with a greatsword? Hehe, interesting.
[A Certain Strongest Demon Lord]: I think the Invader leader is quite a looker. I'd love to beat her to a pulp and humiliate her!
[A Certain Ark's Succubus]: As expected of Lord Caesar! R*pe!
[A Certain Soul Player Aspiring to be the King of Games]: Dude, you'd go for her? Beth is a total psycho!
[A Certain Little Red Cap Destined to be a Chick Magnet]: I think I could.
[A Certain Hottest Pokémon Trainer]: Ahem, I think Lord Caesar's suggestion is a little... lacking. We should add the queen to the mix as well.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Holy crap! You animals!
[A Certain Dungeon's Salted Fish among 8 Million Warriors]: By the way, if you're too strong and just clear the game, won't you get the Fake Knight ending?
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Uh, I think so.
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: I think the Knight was invincible from the start, but because of the time loop, most of their power was given to the Little Princess?
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: So we went from an invincible thunder god to a dumbface. What a sad story.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: Invincible, but always getting into trouble.
[A Certain Video Store Owner]: But the Fake Knight is because there's no Little Princess, right? Her power is super OP, she can even fix the world.
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: Unlimited power, the stronger the enemy, the stronger she gets. That's the power of diamonds. We Guardians are too strong.
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: The power of whaling, you mean?
[A Certain Strongest Demon Lord]: By the way, isn't the Fake Knight supposed to be the opposite gender of us?
[A Certain Hottest Pokémon Trainer]: Now that you mention it, I have a not-so-mature idea.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Keep your little idea to yourself! You'd even go for yourself?! Are you even human?! Don't pollute me with your dirty thoughts!
Far away in the world of Guardian Tales, Mo Wang was fuming. What kind of perverts are my other selves?! They'd even go for themselves!
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: Hehehe, don't hide your true nature. You'll be just like us soon enough. (Nose-picking.jpg)
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: Yeah, you'll soon find that having a female version of yourself is super hot.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: I don't want to know that! And could you really get it up for a female version of yourself?!
[A Certain Strongest Demon Lord]: Why not? Isn't that normal?
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: I can't argue with that. He really would.
The female version of Caesar was the one who best fit their... preferences.
[A Certain Hottest Pokémon Trainer]: Ahem, you don't have to worry. Even in our original form, we look great in a dress.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Shut up, you cross-dressing bastard! I really don't want to know!
[A Certain Monster Girl Slayer]: Don't worry, you'll do it too. More than once.
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: I can't get any comfort from you guys at all. By the way, which world are you from? Monster Girl Slayer? We have that game?
[A Certain Monster Girl Slayer]: Uh, Shepherd's Heart...
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: Lol, MIO too.
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: That game is ancient.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: We've played a lot of games, haven't we?
[A Certain DFO's Salted Fish]: I can't believe we played that game. The main story was so hard, leveling was a pain, and grinding for materials was a nightmare. How did we ever stick with it?
[A Certain Train's Trash King]: Uh... MIO is number one?
[A Certain King of Kivotos]: The blue cat girl is too cute?
[A Certain Mankind's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: My tsundere genius childhood friend is too cute?
[A Certain Soul Player Aspiring to be the King of Games]: The strict elf mentor is too much my type?
[A Certain Hottest Pokémon Trainer]: Maybe because we just love monster girls? Kusuo! I wish all my pets were girls I could lewd!
[A Certain DFO's Salted Fish]: Lol, shut up! I want Freya! You lucky bastard!
[A Certain Dumbface Rookie Knight Who Loves the Little Princess]: Hehehe, "Monster Girl Slayer" is a fitting name. It's a good thing the Pokémon guy isn't here yet. I can't even imagine the chaos if he were.
[A Certain Monster Girl Slayer]: Ahaha, I feel like I'm the most useless one in this group. By the way, since I'm so strong, what should I do now? Stronger than my own monsters? Maybe I should just become a hero?
[A Certain Hyperion's King of Slacking]: No, someone's already a hero in your world.
[A Certain Teyvat Blondie]: And that hero is weaker than you. A guy with only one wife can't possibly compare to you, who has a harem of monster girls.
[A Certain Savior of Human Order]: In the future, if you have a problem, just send a bunch of monster girls. That's way better than being a hero. Once you've hatched all the monster girls, you'll be the demon king!
[A Certain Video Store Owner]: Hmm, speaking of monster girls, for some reason, I'm reminded of Monster Girl Quest. Do you think we'll ever meet her?
And with that, the conversation took a turn for the lewd.
(End of Volume VI: The Demon Lord Marches Under the Hero's Flag!)