This wasn't the Matou Sakura most casual fans were familiar with. This was an AI from the parallel world of Fate/EXTRA.
And she was part of the infamous BB Brigade, a group of Sakura-faced Servants that were a close second to the Saber-face army in terms of sheer numbers and absurdity.
"BB~ Channel! Eeeeeh? Where is this? Oh my? It's Senpai-desu~!"
BB appeared and, upon spotting Mo Wang, immediately threw herself at him.
Mo Wang: (・`д´・)? Why is Chaldea's number one little devil and troublemaker hugging me? And why does she seem to know me?
"Senpai~ Why are you here too? Did you sneak out of the system? That's not allowed~" she cooed, rubbing against him.
"Senpai, can you please explain your relationship with this person?"
"I see, so you've been seeing other girls behind our backs, Mr. Mo Wang? And a Sakura at that?"
Shirou-Morgan and Mash appeared behind him, their hands on his shoulders, a dark aura radiating from them.
"Wait! I really don't know her! What is this setting?!" he cried out, confused. He had never been to the CCC world... unless... Don't tell me there are other 'me's in this world too?
"So, did another 'me' who hasn't joined the chat group already conquer her? Or is this just my future self causing trouble?" he wondered. If it was his future self, it wouldn't be that surprising. But if it was another 'him' who had cleared the notoriously difficult CCC without any cheats... that was a whole other level of impressive.
"Waaah~ Senpai doesn't remember his cute kouhai anymore? BB is so, so sad," she said, feigning tears.
The hands on his shoulders grew heavier.
"Ara~ Senpai's expression is so interesting!" she whispered in his ear. "On the far side of the moon, you said you loved BB's nursing service the most..."
"W-wait! Don't say such misleading things!" he yelped, trying to back away, but he was blocked by the two dark auras behind him.
"Senpai," Mash said, her smile terrifyingly gentle, "nursing service... could you please elaborate?"
Shirou-Morgan's knuckles cracked. "It seems we need to have a little chat, Mr. Mo Wang~"
"Ta-da~ I have video evidence right here!" BB said, pulling out a tablet. The screen showed Mo Wang being held down in an infirmary while BB applied sunscreen to him.
"That's clearly you forcing me—" he started, and then paused. "Wait... I don't have this memory..."
"That's because it's something that will happen in the 'future'" she said with a sly grin. "In 97 out of 128 possible futures, you cooperated willingly"
"F-future?" Mash and Shirou-Morgan were stunned.
"So, it's okay for me to collect my payment in advance, right? Senpai~★"
Mo Wang coughed up blood. As expected of Chaldea's number one troublemaker.
Thwack!
He chopped her on the head, using his true power to deal a critical hit with true damage. Even BB had to curl up into a ball.
"Ouch, Senpai is so mean."
Mo Wang wanted to strangle Gaia and Alaya. Why did they send him a troublemaker like BB?
"Oh no, I'm feeling a sudden stomach ache." Romani clutched his stomach.
Just then, the final Servant from the summoning circle emerged. The moment he saw her, Romani's heart leaped.
"Mari-chan?! Is that you, Mari-chan?!" he cried out, nearly fainting.
"Huh? What's that noise? The magic geezer?" Mordred, who had been knocked out, suddenly woke up. "What the? Is that... Merlin?"
"So this is Chaldea," the silver-haired girl said, her eyes fixed on Mo Wang. "You must be the final Master of Chaldea, the one who nearly destroyed the world."
Before she could say another word, he had grabbed her by the cheeks. "Not a fake? No signs of magecraft? How is this possible?" he muttered, pulling and prodding her face.
"Let go! Let go of me!" she yelped, finally breaking free. "How can you be so rough with a lady's face?!"
"Emmmm, are you really Mari? And not Merlin in disguise? How is my luck this good?" he wondered.
He had heard that a female Merlin was going to be released, but he hadn't paid much attention. He knew she was from the Prototype Mari and was even more of a troublemaker than the original.
"Why would you think I'm that annoying guy? I'm a genuine beautiful girl, you know," she said with a pout.
"Uh, maybe because he's always running around in a magical girl Mari costume?"
"Is that so? I didn't know he was doing that behind my back," she said with a strange smile.
Romani, who had been listening in, was struck by a thunderbolt. "Wh-what? You mean... the Mari-chan I've been watching... was actually... Merlin?!" he shrieked, and then fainted.
"Oops, I think I said the wrong thing," Mo Wang said, and then turned to Mari. "So, what are you doing here in Chaldea?"
He was wary of this new troublemaker. A female Merlin, voiced by Saber, who was even more of a pervert than the original... it was a recipe for disaster.
"Ara, ara, are you not happy to see me, Master? I was so looking forward to meeting you," she said, leaning in close. But Shirou-Morgan and Mash blocked her path.
"S-stay back!"
"You're... interested in me? Really?"
"Of course. The man who nearly destroyed the world, the man who even the Counter Force is concerned about... I'm not the only one who's interested in you, you know," she said, her voice laced with a seductive charm.
"Ooh~ This big sister looks so interesting!" BB popped up, fully recovered. "Do you want to be a special guest on the BB Channel? We can tease Senpai together~"
Mo Wang looked up at the ceiling and sighed. Two of Chaldea's three great troublemakers were now here. Were Gaia and Alaya trying to kill him? Or were they just trying to make his life a living hell?