"Huh? What's going on?"
As soon as Mo Wang walked over, he saw a group of Valkyries staring at each other warily. The atmosphere was so tense that it felt like they were about to fight in the next second.
He couldn't help but wonder: It's only been three minutes. Why are they all acting like enemies?
However, the moment he approached, they instantly put on a harmonious and friendly expression, as if the tense atmosphere just now had never happened.
Anyone who didn't know would have thought he was watching a Sichuan opera face-changing performance.
"Oh my, Mei, speaking of which, we haven't been to the Homu Land in Sapphire City before, have we? Thinking back to when we were in Nagazora City, we were on the Ferris wheel there."
Kiana said with a smile, her tone so relaxed that it seemed as if the tense atmosphere just now was just an illusion.
"That seems like a long time ago."
Mei replied with a smile, "And there were no staff back then. We had to do everything ourselves."
"Thinking about it, I really miss it."
Kiana immediately chimed in and couldn't help but reminisce, "Fighting the Death Mans in Nagazora City... I remember I was holding a Homu doll that was as tall as me and refused to leave."
"Hmph, that was a limited edition Homu doll."
Bronya snorted. Thinking of that, she felt a little regretful. "Thinking about it now, I still regret it."
"What? A limited edition Homu doll? Nagazora City?! If we go now, can we still find it?"
Upon hearing the news of a limited edition Homu doll, Theresa was instantly interested.
"Speaking of which, it seems very lively over there."
Ana suddenly spoke, her gaze turning to the crowd not far away. "Is there some kind of event today?"
At this moment, everyone noticed that at some point, the surrounding area was already crowded with people, and everyone was moving towards the center of the amusement park. And, most of the people in the crowd were women.
"Captain, do you know what event is going on here?"
Ana turned her head and looked at Mo Wang, her eyes full of curiosity.
"Well..."
Mo Wang couldn't help but reminisce, "I heard that the Homu amusement park here has a love event specially prepared for couples. It should be because of this."
Speaking of this, Mo Wang felt a pang in his heart.
He had clearly come here specifically because he had heard that Homu Land had such an event.
But he had never expected that the situation would turn out like this.
But at this moment, Mo Wang immediately thought of his other self's words.
And his fighting spirit to win over the female protagonists was instantly ignited.
"A couple's love event?"
And the Valkyries who heard Mo Wang's words immediately had different thoughts.
And the atmosphere, which had just turned good, seemed to have frozen to a freezing point in an instant.
"Ahem! Since there's such an interesting event, why don't we all go together? After all, we're already here, aren't we?"
At this moment, Ana, feeling the stiff atmosphere around her, quickly spoke up.
"That's right. Since it's a couple's event, it should be very interesting, right? Mo Wang, let's go!"
At this moment, Kiana, taking advantage of the fact that the surrounding Valkyries were not paying attention, directly pulled Mo Wang and started to run. The main thing was to catch them off guard.
"You're actually running away?!"
Seeing that Kiana had actually pulled this move, her eyes widened.
She had never expected that the usually most foolish Kiana would actually pull such a move.
So, Kiana, you're actually a scheming girl?
At this moment, a group of Valkyries were immediately ready to carry out a holy trial on a certain white-haired girl who had run away!
But, obviously, these guys had underestimated the speed of the white-haired girl.
After all, as the fastest runner in all of Honkai Impact 3rd, Kiana had already dragged Mo Wang and arrived at the venue in just a short while.
"There are... so many people? Could it be that all the couples in Sapphire City have come?"
At this moment, Kiana was curiously looking around.
At this moment, the surrounding area was basically surrounded by a large group of girls. As far as the eye could see, it was basically all people's heads.
"But, isn't it a couple's event? Why does it seem to be all girls? And why is everyone dressed so strangely?"
"That's true. It's supposed to be a couple's event. Why are there so many girls?"
Mo Wang was also a little confused at this moment.
Speaking of which, what kind of event was this?
Mo Wang rubbed his chin. It seemed that he had been in a bit of a hurry before and had forgotten to see what kind of event it was.
"Captain! Over here, it seems there's a sign here!"
Just then, Wendy waved from behind and said to Mo Wang, "I think it says that this is some kind of fighting tournament."
"F-fighting?!"
Mo Wang's mind went blank for a moment.
That's not right! When I came, I clearly saw that it said it was a love event.
How did it suddenly become a fighting competition?
Is there any connection between fighting and love?
Mo Wang dazedly squeezed to Wendy's side and curiously looked at the sign she was talking about.
"Sapphire City's First Love Fighting Tournament? What the hell? Couples beat each other up, and then the winner just drags the person away?"
Mo Wang's first reaction to this title was this, and a picture of a primitive man, seeing someone he liked, knocking them unconscious with a stick and taking them back, appeared in his mind.
What kind of genius came up with this event?
However, when Mo Wang saw the small title below, he felt that his brain was on the verge of overloading.
[Love is magic, love is a battle, love is war! There is no love that is peaceful. Do you want to have a perfect date with your boyfriend? Do you want to defeat all your rivals and become the only support for your lover? Now, use the magic called love to deliver a fatal blow to your love rivals, and use the battle of love to write a legend with your lover! Now, it is the time for the war to begin. If you don't fight, you can't survive. If you don't fight, you can't love! Come and participate in our Love Fighting Tournament!]
[PS: Today is the start of the women's group battle. The champion will receive a three-day, two-night luxury trip to the Sapphire City beach with her boyfriend! The rest will receive a limited edition Homu doll, a new game console, and beer...]
At this moment, Mo Wang stared blankly at the words on it, feeling a little overwhelmed.
They were all words he knew, but why did they seem so niche?
No, love is magic, love is a battle, love is war, is that how you explain it? It's fine to beat up your love rivals in a fight.
And a women's group battle? You're probably playing an all-girls fighting tournament!
Is it going to turn into Dead or Alive later?
There were too many things to complain about, and Mo Wang didn't know how to complain anymore.
And just then, a host in a cute costume had already walked onto the stage in front.
"Dear audience members, welcome to the first Sapphire City Love Fighting Tournament!"
The host held a microphone, her voice sweet yet passionate, instantly attracting the attention of the entire audience. She was wearing a pink and cute dress, with a pair of bunny ear headbands on her head, looking playful and lively.
With this level of looks, she had to be at least a top-tier idol.
"Today, we will witness a contest of love and courage! Here, love is not just a sweet date, but also a fierce battle! Only the bravest and most determined girl can win the final victory and get the opportunity to spend a good time with her beloved!"
The host waved her hands, and the audience below instantly became lively.
However, at this moment, Mo Wang was already frowning.
"I say, since it's this kind of event, why don't we just leave?"
At this moment, Mo Wang felt that his plan seemed to be developing in a strange direction again.
However, what he had never expected was that the Valkyries standing beside him, at this moment, their eyes were already shining.
Theresa clenched her Judah, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, revealing a confident smile: "Hmph, it seems this competition is a bit interesting. For the Homu doll, I won't lose to anyone!"
Kiana was excited, rubbing her fists and saying, "Hehe, finally a chance to show off my skills! Mo Wang, you'd better watch carefully how I win the championship!"
Mei gently stroked the hair by her ear, a hint of determination in her eyes: "Although I don't like this kind of fighting, since it's for someone important, I won't back down."
Bronya stood aside with a blank expression, but her eyes revealed a calm confidence: "Analysis complete, win rate calculating... no matter what, Bronya will not lose."
Wendy clenched her fists nervously and muttered, "Although I'm not good at fighting, I'll do my best for the Captain!"
Ana took a deep breath and then smiled and said, "Since everyone is planning to participate, I can't just stand by and watch."
"Hey, no?! Why are you guys already planning to participate? How did this happen?"
Faced with the current plot, Mo Wang just felt that he was completely doomed.
This plot, it couldn't be said that it had nothing to do with what he had expected, but it could only be said that it was completely off the mark.
All-girls fighting tournament? What kind of genius came up with this plot?
"I know everyone is very enthusiastic right now! But, now we still have to introduce our specially invited judges!"
Just then, under the guidance of the host, everyone present couldn't help but look over.
But, when Mo Wang saw the so-called judges, he almost spat out.
"Huh? Why is it Auntie Himeko and the class monitor?"
On the side, Kiana, seeing the two of them, also couldn't hold it in.
Now, all of St. Freya was here, which was fine.
What was going on?
"That Himeko, she said she was going out for a walk today. I didn't expect she would come here with Fu Hua."
At this moment, Theresa rubbed her head. She had been thinking that she hadn't seen Himeko today. So she was here?
Especially when Himeko and Fu Hua above saw the Valkyries below and even waved, everyone felt a strange sense of absurdity.
"That's enough! Let's just end this! This is a nightmare!"
At this moment, Mo Wang was already numb. Could this development be any more ridiculous?
Now he was already grabbing Kanchou Mo Wang's neck and asking him what he should do now.
Mo Wang:Is this what you meant by facing it bravely? This is probably going to be a full-on brawl!
Mo Wang Kanchou:What's not to like? Isn't this more interesting than some crappy love story? Fight, fight! (cheering .jpg)
Mo Wang:You motherfucker, I'll kill you!
"Ahem, and one more thing. Since this is the first time we've held this event, our Homu Land has also held a secret event."
Just then, the host continued to speak.
"No way? What else is there? Can you just let me go?"
Mo Wang looked at the host in front of him with an ugly expression. Now he felt that even a beautiful young lady couldn't save his heart that wanted to die.
"This time, we have randomly selected the ticket number of a male audience member to be a member of our on-site judges! And, if this male audience member's girlfriend also participated in this competition and won the championship, we will prepare a carefully prepared gift for them~"
After the host said this, many men in the audience began to rub their fists.
And Mo Wang, hearing this, directly showed a dead fish eye.
"What's the benefit of this kind of thing? You have to have your girlfriend win the championship to get a reward. That's just ridiculous."
Just as Mo Wang was complaining, the host at this moment had already started to announce the random number.
"Let me see, the random number this time is... please, male audience member with the number 114514, please come forward!"
When the host said this number, the audience members all began to look at their numbers.
And at this moment, Mo Wang's brow furrowed again.
"No way? Such a cliché development, could it be..."
At this moment, Mo Wang's face was a little stiff.
When he saw the number in his hand, Mo Wang wanted to tear it up.
"As expected, I fucking knew it!"
On Mo Wang's ticket, it was exactly 114514.
"Captain! It's really you! You actually won!"
Just then, Kiana, who was not afraid of stirring up trouble, had already run over and shouted at Mo Wang.
With this voice, everyone around heard it.
"It's really the Captain! The Captain is a special guest!"
And to make matters worse, even Wendy came to join in the fun.
Now, even if Mo Wang didn't want to go up, it seemed he had no choice.
Under the watch of the host and the people around him, Mo Wang walked up with a stiff face.
At this point, I might as well go and see if there's a time machine around.
Preferably, he really needed this thing to go back an hour and give himself a slap.