Time rewound to about ten minutes ago.
Mo Wang pushed open the door to his dorm room and flopped onto the bed like a 140-pound dead pig.
"It's finally over. I'm so tired."
Mo Wang writhed on the bed, feeling like he was about to collapse from exhaustion.
Don't be fooled by the smooth running of the wheelchair race.
In reality, just the various communications and administrative tasks had already drained Mo Wang's mental energy.
"As expected, I'm not suited for this kind of thing at all. I finally know why Kanchou over there loves to mess with Nana so much. As expected, when you cause a bunch of trouble and have no one to help you clean it up, it's a disaster!"
Mo Wang thought about having to clean up the mess after the day's event, and it was as bad as having to clean up after a birthday party.
"I really want a capable maid-type girl!"
Just as Mo Wang was lamenting his miserable fate, the phone in his pocket suddenly started vibrating wildly.
He pulled out the buzzing phone, the blue light from the screen making him squint slightly.
The exclusive caller ID for St. Freya Academy was flashing, and a chibi version of Theresa's head was glaring at him on the screen—it was the caller avatar he had secretly set during the last school festival.
At this moment, Mo Wang's latent sixth sense told him that a call from Theresa at this time was definitely not a good thing.
His thumb hovered over the answer button for two seconds. After much consideration, he finally resigned himself to his fate and pressed it.
"MO! WANG!" Almost as soon as the call connected, a girl's clear roar, wrapped in the static of the current, pierced through the air. Although Theresa's voice had been weakened by the phone, the sound coming from the other end of the line still made his eardrums ring.
Mo Wang subconsciously ducked his head and took half a step back. The sound almost made him drop his phone.
Holy crap. He reckoned that even the Howler from Harry Potter wasn't this exaggerated.
Didn't he see that the glass on the side had already cracked?
Just then, a dull thud of something heavy hitting a desk came from the other end of the phone. Mo Wang could vaguely hear the rustling of paper. "Do you know how many complaint calls I've received this afternoon alone? Seventeen! Seventeen!"
Theresa's breathing was abnormally clear through the receiver, as if she were grabbing his collar across the Pacific Ocean.
"The head of the Pacific Branch said that your people beat up all of their people! And you dragged all the Valkyries in the branch to some Oceania wheelchair race? Why don't you just fly to the sky? Now you even dare to beat up the branch head, don't you? If they hadn't called me, I wouldn't have known you had done something like this!"
Theresa's voice made Mo Wang pout.
It seemed that the few people he had beaten up hadn't been scared enough. They still dared to complain, did they?
He would dismantle their offices tomorrow.
And just as Mo Wang was muttering, Theresa's trembling accusations continued: "Not only that, they also accused you of damaging a lot of their equipment and demand that our St. Freya compensate them! Medical expenses, mental distress! Do you know how much money that is? You can forget about your salary this month! No! For the rest of the year..."
Just then, Mo Wang couldn't help but gasp.
The glass on the table beside him had completely shattered under the assault of Theresa's high-decibel voice.
He suddenly felt that the special communication equipment of St. Freya Academy should probably be equipped with a decibel limiter or something. This was too scary.
"I say, Principal, is it really that serious? Let's talk nicely. Don't touch my salary, okay?"
"It is! It's very serious! First, tell me, why did you use my photo as a prize for some competition!"
"Huh? You know about that, Principal? Don't tell me, you watched the competition too?"
Mo Wang asked in surprise.
"I didn't want to know! But Grandpa sent me the video directly. He even said that we should hold one at St. Freya when we have the chance. Look what a good thing you've done!"
Theresa slumped into her chair in her office.
Having such a living ancestor on her hands, Theresa felt that she was really unlucky.
Was there really no one in the entire academy who could make her feel at ease?
"So, Principal, you're concerned about me using your photo as a prize?"
Mo Wang immediately understood.
"Don't worry, next time, I'll just use my treasured Principal's body pillow as a prize."
"Why do you have something like that?!"
Theresa was really tired.
She picked up the bitter melon juice on the side and started to drink it.
"Let's not talk about that for now. How's Wendy's matter coming along? If there's any problem with Wendy, forget about your salary for the rest of the year. You can forget about getting paid for the rest of your life!"
"Hahaha, Principal, you don't trust me to get things done? Wendy's condition is very good now. She probably just needs two or three more sessions to recover."
"It's precisely because you're the one getting things done that I don't trust you."
Although Theresa said that, she also knew that with Mo Wang's personality, he wouldn't lie about something like this.
"So if there's nothing else, just get it done. The Valkyries in the school have been nagging me to death since you've been gone."
At this moment, Theresa didn't forget to remind Mo Wang.
"Oh? It seems the Principal misses me?"
And hearing this, Mo Wang immediately understood what Theresa meant.
"Who misses you! Pah! You'd better never come back! Seriously, when you're around, my workload doubles, okay!"
"Hahaha, then I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you, Principal. Everything is going smoothly here. I'm afraid it won't be long before..."
Just as Mo Wang was about to say that everything was "No Problem," he suddenly heard some movement outside his dorm room.
"Strange, why is the wind so strong today? Is it going to rain heavily?"
Mo Wang walked to the window in confusion and found that the sky outside had completely darkened.
"Hey... Mo Wang... are you there? $%^&%^&"
"Huh? Principal, what did you say?"
Mo Wang was completely bewildered by the intermittent sound coming from his phone.
"What's going on? Is the signal gone?"
Mo Wang shook his phone. His intuition told him that the situation was starting to get out of hand.
And just then, Mo Wang vaguely saw something in the sky outside, flying towards him at high speed.
"Holy crap! What the hell is that?!"
Mo Wang quickly took a few steps back.
The thing that fell from the sky, like a meteor, directly smashed into the wall of his dorm room.
Then, a hole was smashed into the wall of Mo Wang's dorm room.
"Oink oink~!"
When the dust settled, Mo Wang stood there, staring blankly at the thing that had fallen in front of him.
A white Honkai Beast that looked like a super giant wild boar was now in front of him, its eyes seeing stars.
And it was constantly making pig noises.
"Holy crap, it's raining Honkai Beasts?!"