I had a pretty crazy birthday.
It started with some scumbag breaking into my Cousin's rental house. And ended with a crazy evil resurrection ritual for her pet dog.
How crazy exactly?
Well, we put the dead dog in the middle of a giant bloody pentagram. Where did the blood come from? Walmart. No, not the same Walmart that Mew dropped that dude's corpse off at… A different Walmart. We're not idiots. It was real blood. Apparently you can just buy pig blood in very large quantities at a lot of grocery stores.
We lit a bunch of candles around the living room. I have no idea why it was necessary for Mew to transform into a Litwick to light some candles, but the regular candles did glow with an eerie blue flame afterwards.
Did I fuck the Litwick? Of course I fucked the Litwick!
"Aaah~! Fuuuck~! Mn~!" My cousin screamed in pain and pleasure as the scalding hot white wax landed on her nipples and belly.
"Lit~! Wick~! Lit~! Wick~!" Mew cried out as well, because her entire body was bulging and shrinking as my cock hollowed out her waxy insides. I basically had to use her as a fleshlight, but Mew seemed to have a kink about that shit by now. So whatever.
"Shit~! Mmn~!" When I filled her waxy cunt, or what I pretended was a cunt, with my cum… She also spurted out a lot of hot, creamy white wax all over my cousin. Who screamed as it hardened on her skin.
After that, I poured the cum out of the Litwick-Mew and onto Jill's carcass. Life for life, according to the 'expert'. We were sacrificing the lives of my potential offspring in order to resurrect the puppy, though it wasn't much of a sacrifice. I make at least a dozen similar sacrifices every day lately.
Then Arianna got up off the floor and was placed in a wooden pillory. It would take a lot more than a single cumshot for this sacrifice to work. It was kinda gross, but for the sake of Jill's resurrection, I spread her legs over the dead dog and started fucking her as hard as I could!
"Shit~! Mmn~! Sorry Jill… I'm sorry…" Arianna started crying as she looked down at her precious baby's face. Especially after I started spanking her ass so hard that some blood was drawn. No, I guess that was just the warm-up, huh?
After I filled her pussy with a cream, the real show started. Mew transformed into a giant black horse. A Ghostly horse with no ankles, but functional purple hooves. There were also long strands of elegant purple hair for a mane and spectral light-purple horse tail.
Of course, Mew's Spectrier also had a massive purple cock!
"Fuuuuck~!" Arianna screamed for a moment, but then her mouth was plugged by my own dick. I grabbed the sides of her head and looked down into those teary blue eyes, fucking her throat without hesitation. Looking up, Mew neighed at me with her forelimbs resting on the top of the wooden pillory. That huge purple cock was thrusting inside of Arianna's cunt very easily.
In fact, as a Ghost Type, her 'size' and 'shape' were much more malleable. So even if it looked enormous and like it wouldn't fit, the dick would still be forced through the hole as long as Mew willed it. And she definitely fucking willed it!
The spectral horse cock pierced straight through her cervix and into her empty womb. Mew obviously checked beforehand. How? She's a Psychic, remember? She used the Force or some such bullshit.
She wanted to scream, but my dickhead was pressing against her tonsils and uvula most of the time. Arianna struggled and was jerked around a lot, but she still didn't bite my dick off, so she must not have been in that much pain or discomfort. Finally, I sprayed my load down her throat and Mew also filled her womb with an insane amount of spectral horse semen. Seriously, her slightly pudgy belly had started to look pregnant for a moment there. But then, all that ghostly purple jizz spurted out into the air around us.
It transformed into a thick purple fog that filled the whole room and made it even more eerie. Also smelled like semen, death and probably some kinda deadly mold. There's no way breathing that shit was healthy at all.
"Fuck…" I was a little woozy after a few minutes. Arianna was barely conscious. I walked over behind her ass and shoved my cock into her sexy holes. I aimed for her gaping cunt, but somehow ended up in her puckered anus instead.
"Aaah~!" Arianna was woken up immediately as my dick reached pretty far inside her ass, "Cocksucker!"
"Hahah~! You're not wrong." I've never sucked a cock in my life until Mew came along. Now I've not only sucked her off in over a dozen forms, but I've also sucked my son's cock many times. Just like he sucked mine. Totally normal. Regular father-son bonding.
Of course, thinking about my own parents would make me lose my boner and gag a bit, but no offense to my parents… They just aren't that attractive.
Yes, from my perspective, the main reason why people have a problem with incest is that their relatives simply aren't attractive enough to wanna fuck. And they aren't desperate enough either. As long as you're hot and desperate, who gives a shit whether you're blood relatives?
If you're worried about genetic defects, then just don't get your mom, sister or other relatives pregnant. Problem solved. It's pretty damn hard to get pregnant from a blowjob. Not impossible, but very difficult.
I've also heard a lot of shit about grooming. But when did I even have time to groom anyone or anything? My kids were trying to fuck me almost from the moment they were hatched. The only ones that seem to be a little better-off are Zoro and Sesshomaru. The two of them aren't 'my' Pokemon though.
I know it seems a little convoluted, but there's definitely some sort of genetically enforced recognition system for Pokemon. From the moment I decided to 'give' those two away, even before they were created, the two Pokemon 'belonged' to Arianna and her daughter.
Then again, it could also just be the fact that they aren't 'here' with me on a daily basis. If they were, I'm 100% sure that they'd have a hard time avoiding the fuckfest that is my normal life nowadays.
So yeah, back to me fucking my cousin in the asshole. I eventually sprayed my load deep inside her rectum and slapped her ass a few times. Watching the fatty cheeks jiggle in amusement. My mind was really hazy and I was probably 'high'. I've never done drugs per se, but I've had surgery, I've experienced other forms of altered states, I've written smut for more than 24 hours straight… Once you go 24 hours with a boner on and off, yet never actually cumming, your entire brain chemistry is probably damaged in one way or another.
All I know is that once you go smut, you never go… Non-smut? I don't fucking know. I'm way too tired to come up with something that rhymes and also fits the altered stupid phrase thing… Ugh, goddamn it, my head is killing me.
"Mmn…" I woke up from my daze and realized that I was the one locked in the pillory now. The dead dog was gone. My ass was being stretched apart by a big doggy dick and two strong 'paws' were gripping my hips tightly!
"Fuuck~! Mmn~! Shit~!" I looked down and only saw darkness. As if we were floating in a void. Though it was most likely just my brain that was fucked up, not the spacial dimensions of the room. The temperature was super low, but it felt like my body was on fire. Every breath I took created lots of steam!
"Zoroa~! Zoroark~!" I was jerked forward and backwards, over and over again. I wanted to cum, but there was no stimulation to my dick. Just my prostate and rectum. It hurt, yet still felt pretty awesome!
"Mmn~!" Finally Mew sprayed her load up my ass while knotting me! I wanted to cum so badly!
Unfortunately, she was only getting started. That doggy dick pulled out of my ass and was replaced by tentacles! They were so cold and dug through my intestines, wrapped around my balls and the base of my cock, but she refused to allow me to cum!
"Fuck you, Mew!" I shouted at her, but that only brought a chilling laughter as she scrambled my bowels like the eldritch horror she was!
"Mimikyu~!"
"Typhlosion~!"
And then I was fucked in the ass by a Hisuian Typholsian. It burned like hell, but that was par for the course I suppose.
There are so many Ghost Type Pokemon, but Mew seemed to be getting tired. She was also getting annoyed. Mew is usually an 'M' rather than an 'S', just like she's usually an 'F' rather than the other 'M'.
She wanted to be the one getting fucked and abused! So soon enough, I found myself fucking the Hisuian Zoroark glowing crimson pussy from behind! She was locked inside the wooden pillory, which shouldn't have been able to stop a normal Zoroark, not to mention a Ghost Pokemon.
That big fluffy white hair with pinkish-red highlights was floating up in front of me, but I just focused on slamming my cock into her tiny twat! I slapped her gray ass hard enough for the bloody crimson meat to appear! It was covered by gray skin soon, but I just slapped that away again!
I couldn't feel my palms after a while, but her ass cheeks did have two big red bloody palm prints on them! Mew screamed and howled as I filled her cunt with cum, over and over again… At least a dozen times!
Then I passed out onto her back and had no idea what happened afterwards…
I still don't fucking know. But I had a pretty happy dream.
It was about a cute puppy. She was born into a loving family. They lived in a scary place before. But they moved to a less scary place. The puppy really liked running around and playing on the beach, or in the fields, or around my house.
Unfortunately, she ate some bad beef jerky and died prematurely. She was only a year or two old. Maybe old enough for a dog to have kids and breed the next generation, but she was neutered. She wouldn't have that honor.
Then she found herself in a strange confined space. She was scared. But then felt comfortable. Finally she woke up and found her Mom! And then she found her sister! And her brother and other sister!
The puppy was really happy again! Yay~!
Yeah, it was a weird dream. The highlight was probably nuzzling into Melody's gigantic tits, from the perspective of a tiny Zoroark at least. Then there was seeing Melody with her white t-shirt drenched in water. The fabric clinging to her nubile young body. Those breasts really didn't belong on a kid her age. She was practically an Anime character.
Realistically though, I know that a lot of kids have huge tits from a very young age. Just like I had a mustache when I was seven. Or how I looked like a body-builder at 12 after only working out for a few months. Or how I stopped growing when I was only 13 or 14.
Humans don't all mature at the same rate. Pokemon are the same. Just like any other living creature. Whether mentally or physically, we're all different.
When I woke up, what welcomed me was my adorable Ralts, Alice, staring at my face with love and adoration. Then there was my baby boy Midnight, who was curled up against my chest, trembling from nightmares of what he did the night before. He killed a man. Some random guy. Don't even know his name. Never even saw his face. I give zero fucks about his life or death.
I only hate him because of how he hurt my son. Traumatized my fucking kids! Should I give a shit whether he had friends or family? The piece of shit was breaking into my cousin's house with a gun, knowing that a little girl was there, likely alone… And he killed a dog without hesitation. Definitely an evil asshole, right? Do I need to care about whether he lives or dies outside of whether it will affect me or my family?
It doesn't make me a sociopath or a psychopath. It just makes me a relatively normal person. This is how a normal person reacts to someone trying to hurt them or the ones they love.
Violence. Indifference. Annoyance about the aftermath.
I'm glad Melody didn't have to kill the fucker, but I'm sad that my son and daughter were traumatized by the event. I can't take them to a therapist, however, I can do my best to comfort and care for them until they feel better.
"Goodmorning, Daddy~!" Alice giggled and hugged my face, kissing my lips.
"Mew-mew…" Two strong and muscular arms wrapped me up into surprisingly soft breasts. That big left though was lifted over my waist and I could feel the hairs of her pussy ticking my ass. She pressed her chin on the top of my head and murmured softly, "Mew-mew…"
I thought she was in the form of my cousin at first, but then I looked at her dark-brown skin and changed my mind. It wasn't someone I recognized either. Then again, there were definitely more people in Pokemon than just the characters seen in the show or games.
Then I noticed the long fluffy ears. The tufts of beige fur around her wrists. She was super ripped and mostly humanoid, but looking upwards a bit, I saw the face of a Lopunny. Or a more anthropomorphized Lopunny.
"Happy Birthday, Daddy! You're thirty-one years old now! Wow! That's three-hundred and seventy two times longer than I've been alive!" My cute Ralts said something silly with blushing pink cheeks.
My cock got harder as I felt those rock-hard abs against my back. I felt Midnight stirring as well. He subconsciously started licking and sucking on my cock. Even before he woke up, he was already giving his father a nice morning blow. Such a good boy.
My ass was sore from yesterday. Not just my bowels or the hole, but my cheeks as well. My dick was probably abused even more than anything else, yet it was almost unharmed. Must be all the love and affection my wonderful Pokemon have been giving me lately…
"Good morning Alice. I love you too." Hearing me say that, she giggled happily for half a minute.
I pulled my cock out of my son's mouth and turned around. Even though she was bigger and stronger than me, I was still able to push the unconscious Beefy-Mew Lopunny onto her back. Then I spread her thick, muscular brown thighs and thrust inside of her insanely tight cunt! Mew moaned softly, but didn't wake up.
I lifted up her muscular calves and pushed them back behind her head, ramming in and out of her pussy as hard as I could. She opened those big pink eyes and blinked at me cutely. Then Mew reached up and grabbed my head, pulling my face down into those fuzzy brown breasts.
I could feel her muscle-mommy body shrinking rapidly underneath me. The fur and hair also receded into her pale 'human' flesh. Pulling my head back, I saw two large, cold light-pink eyes. She glared at me in disdain. The black bangs on her forehead were cut right at the eyebrow, with a slight part in the middle. She also had long, straight black hair, similar to a normal Japanese girl, but judging by the Anime-style facial features and body proportions, she was definitely someone from the Pokemon world.
She still had large breasts with bright pink nipples that were rock-hard, but her waist was super thin and fairly soft. Her arms and legs also weren't that muscular. Not fat, just seemingly underused. She did have fairly wide hips though. The black pubes on her cute mound were short and straight, rubbing against my curly ones.
"What do you think you're doing?" She didn't speak, but whispered into my mind in an angry voice. I couldn't see any expressional change, even as I rammed my cock into her pussy harder. The mysterious woman arrogantly announced, "I am Natsume, Gym Leader of Saffron City. Cease your actions at once!"
"You're really getting better at this roleplay shit, Mew." I snickered and kissed her lips as she glared at me with her eyes open. The tip of my cock hit the back of her cervix, while my hands were still pushing her calves back beside her head.
"Release me at once!" The air in the room got heavier and the bed shook violently. Then it stopped. She finally groaned and moaned, those cold pink eyes blurring slightly as I wrestled with her tongue. I moved my hips faster and moved down from her calves to her ankles.
Then I pulled back and smirked at Mew. I moved in and out rapidly as she grit her teeth and glared at me again! My balls slapped against her moist asshole and my whole cock kept struggling to fit inside of her cunt, but was always stopped at the last inch when the tip hit her cervix. She pushed her hands against my chest and they glowed with pink energy, but it dissipated rapidly.
"Damn you! Bastard!" She cursed me angrily as usual and I just laughed it off. This time was different from usual though. Even after a few minutes of fucking her roughly, Mew still kept glaring at me. She didn't cry, scream or beg, just glared at me and cursed into my mind.
"Stop! Stop this at once!" She started getting desperate and scared as her vaginal muscles clenched around my cock harder! I breathed heavily as I grabbed her hips and pumped inside of her pussy harder!
"I'm cumming, Mew~! Fuck~!" I smirked at her scared expression as my cum sprayed into her tight pussy!
"No! How dare you?!" She was finally able to push me away as the tail end of my cumshot sprayed across her belly, a bit of it spurting onto her left cheek and glazing her eye! The 'girl' looked down at my cock and her own pussy in horror.
"Your acting is really getting a lot better, Mew. Seriously, I almost believed this bullshit for a moment there." I smiled and rubbed my dickhead against her clit as she squirmed a little, "Wasn't Sabrina flat-chested though?"
"Screw you!" Mew retorted, "You monster!"
"Daddy, I think something's wrong with Mommy." Alice frowned as those hot-pink eyes scanned her mother, "I think she's possessed by a ghost!"
"A ghost?!" I shivered a bit, "Fuck! I knew we shouldn't have done that creepy ritual last night!"
"Nonsense! No one has possessed me! I am Natsume! I… Wait, how did I get here… Where is this place?" After the cute Ralts licked the cum from her eye and cheek, Natsume or 'Sabrina' looked around in confusion.
I obviously stopped rubbing my dick on her pussy, "I don't know. It might just be that Mew got stuck with some Psychic imprint when she took the DNA from this girl."
"Mew? The Legendary Pokemon?" Natsume breathed slowly and surprisingly calmly as she looked over at the cute Ralts, getting distracted for a moment, "Did you call me, Mommy?"
"You're my Mommy." Alice nodded seriously, "My Mommy is a Mew. She can shapeshift into any form."
"Father, perhaps she is reaching across dimensions and possessing Grandmother's body?" Midnight had already woken up. He glared at the Psychic girl with those adorable red eyes, "I can try to use the power of Darkness to banish her back to whatever Hell Dimensions she came from!"
"What Hell Dimension?" I rolled my eyes and complained, "She's from the fucking Pokemon World. If you're right, then she's probably just dreaming right now. Or meditating. Either way, it's kinda fucked up that she possessed my wife, but also fucked up that I just raped her… Or did she rape me?"
"You raped me!" Sabrina retorted angrily, "Do not attempt to trick me!"
"If you possess someone's wife mid-fuck, it's kinda rapey no matter what. Mew is a perverted asshole, so it wouldn't be the first time she pretended like she was someone else just to mind-fuck me."
There were only a few times when I couldn't tell whether it was really Mew though. For example, when Mew became an Eevee for a few days. That was probably one of the only times I thought something was seriously wrong. Almost like she was possessed or completely became another person, er, Pokemon. She didn't know who I was and didn't care either, she just wanted to breed with me and make sure she had a child, before she could finally… Let go.
"Do you remember dying?" Alice suddenly asked the woman who was still laying there with her legs spread, but used her hands to cover her breasts in embarrassment for some reason. I looked down and watched the cum leaking from her slightly gaping hole, down across her puckered pink anus and couldn't help feeling horny.
"Did I die?" Sabrina looked seriously confused and perturbed for a moment, before her expression returned to that stern neutrality. Not quite a resting bitch face, but more like an emotionless doll. Those big, pretty pink eyes were blank for a while, before returning to clarity, "No. I am not dead. I will not die. I refuse to die…"
"Okay then." I sighed dramatically, "Well, Mew got possessed by a dead Psychic girl from another world. Terrific."
"Happy Birthday, Cuz~!" Arianna suddenly opened the door and practically tackled me! Startling Sabrina, who curled up on the bed and quickly covered her body with the blanket and sheets.
"Uh huh." I wanted to say something, but my horny cousin was already climbing onto my lap and started to ride my cock! She shook forward and backwards, which rocked the whole damn bed as her huge tits jiggled around!
"Fuuuck~! Yes~! Mmn~!" She seemed a little drunk, but I couldn't smell alcohol on her breath. Maybe she was just sleep deprived. I doubt she was able to get much rest after what happened last night. Or maybe she was still high from that Spectrier creampie?
"Ugh~! Fuck~!' I didn't wanna think anymore, so I spanked her ass loudly and she moaned in pain.
"Stop~! Don't~! Aaah~! My ass is still covered in welts from last night! Hahaha~!"
"Not to mention your ass, my fucking palms hurt really bad too, hahah~!" Well, I still grabbed her cheeks and spread them wide, giving Sabrina and Alice a clear view.
"Father…" My son watched us with his cock only a few inches from my face.
"Come on! Heheh~!" Arianna spoke before I could say anything. She laid down flat on top of me and my son was a little embarrassed, but he still mounted my cousin. Fucking her gaping asshole with his pink doggy dick!
"Savages." Sabrina murmured softly, "Disgusting beasts…"
"Fuck off, Mew! After what you did to us last night, I don't wanna hear any of that roleplay shit!" My cousin glared at the startled girl, who quickly covered her beautiful face with the blanket, leaving only those big pink eyes to watch everything closely. Sitting on her pillow was my adorable Ralts daughter, who was wearing one of her many white dresses and blushing. She wanted to masturbate, but was too embarrassed to do it in front of a 'stranger'.
"Umm-Umbreon~! Umbreon~!" My son grunted and howled as he humped my cousin's ass faster. I could feel and hear his balls slapping against her taint, the entrance to her cunt and the base of my shaft. I could practically feel the outline and pressure from his cock as it moved in and out.
Their combined weight was crushing me a bit, but I was kinda used to it by now. Arianna started leaning her head down to make out with me, though it was a little hard with the difference in size. Especially with her body being jerked forwards and backwards constantly, her lips moving up and down mine. She poked me in the eye with her nose and I accidentally bit her chin at one point.
Then I started kissing her neck instead, hugging her waist tightly, with my son's furry belly rubbing on my wrists. He was getting close and so was I… But he wasn't satisfied with wasting his cum on her asshole! So he pulled out and thrust inside of her cunt with my dick still inside!
"Fuuuuck~!" My cousin screamed!
*Gasp~!* I looked over at Sabrina's peeking eyes and she winced. She was a Psychic. Just like the little Ralts next to her head. I knew that Alice was inside of my mind, feeling what I was feeling. But Sabrina might have been empathizing with Arianna instead… Midnight is immune to Psychic abilities.
"Oh my God~! Yes~! Fuck me harder~! Good boy~! You're such a good boy, Midi~! Aaah~!" My cousin was getting as loud as usual, not caring whether her daughter could hear us. My son was also really excited! His knot kept rubbing across my balls and the base of my shaft, sometimes even pressing inside of Arianna's cunt and the two of us were already starting to fill her up with our cum.
"Umbreeeon~!" He howled as his hips moved faster, eventually locking his knot in place, with my dick still stuck inside as well…
"Fuck… Mmn~! Phew~! Ugh…" Arianna groaned and moaned, her body writhing on top of mine as I continued to kiss and suck on her sensitive neck. I looked over again and stared into those glowing pink eyes. Moving from the small ones to the bigger ones.
"Daddy~!" Alice in particular was having an intense orgasm, while Sabrina… It was hard to tell. All I could see were her eyes, but I could feel her toes curling under the blanket, because her feet were basically touching my left hip.
Alice's orgasm fed back into my brainbox and it felt like I was cumming even harder! My balls tightened up and my ass clenched, spraying the rest of my 'seed' into my cousin's creamy cunt…
Overall, I'd say it was a pretty good birthday.