I decided not to go to school anymore. Most kids wouldn't get that kinda choice, but I'm special. Not just because my Mom's fucking my rich second-cousin… Well, mostly because of that. But also because my rich second-cousin gave me Pokemon to take care of!
Actual, real-life Pokemon! It's been a few weeks but I still can't believe they're real!
Well, one of the Pokemon belongs to my Mom. An Alolan Vulpix named Sesshomaru. She's a classy lady and very adorable.
My baby Zoro is just as cute though! He's a boy, but he's just as pretty as any Zorua girl. A nice gray coat, with some black fluff and red highlights. So fucking precious~!
Aside from the obvious dangers of going to school 'now days', the main reason I dropped out and started homeschooling is because I'm afraid I might say something… Or do something. Anything that might draw attention to us.
I might be a 'kid', but I've been on the internet since I was born. I'm not a fucking idiot. I know not to tell people about our Pokemon or let anyone know that I have money. It's just too hard to deal with those stuck-up bitches and annoying cunts! Not to mention the horny, slutty fuck-boys!
Why does it seem like I'm the only virgin in my class? I'm only in 5th Grade! There's a girl in my class that had a baby and put them up for adoption not long ago…
"Phew… I don't get it, Zoro. I know it feels good, but why does sex make everybody so crazy?"
I was laying on my bed in my yellow Pikachu onesie pajamas. They were a little too tight now, so I barely wore them anymore. But my other pajamas were in the hamper.
"Zorua?" The cute little fox on my chest looked at me in confusion.
"No, I've never had sex before." I rolled my eyes and complained, "I just… I know it feels good. It's not like I've never played with myself."
"Zor-zor~!" Those teal eyes narrowed and he had a cheeky grin on his little pointed snout.
"I know you've done it too. I've seen you licking yourself a lot lately."
His head was nuzzled inside my cleavage and I could feel his little prick rubbing against my belly. It was kinda sticky. I couldn't help thinking about Midnight… He's my Uncle, I mean, Second Cousin's Umbreon. The way his big red eyes looked at me. Like he wanted to push me down and…
"Zorua?" I noticed that the little brat turned around and was crawling down across my belly!
*Sniff-sniff~!*
"Stop that!" I felt him sniffing around my crotch! I wasn't even wearing any panties!
"Zorua?" He really did stop… He turned around and crawled up, poking his big, cute head out of my cleavage. Then he blinked his teal eyes innocently.
"I know I'm wet, but it's still wrong…" I couldn't help thinking back to that night a few weeks ago. When I stayed at my Second-Cousin's house.
Those glowing red eyes in the darkness. Watching me. Zoro was asleep on my pillow. I spread my legs so he could see. He didn't get any closer. As if he was afraid of me. Or what he might do to me… I rubbed myself raw that night. I've never had such a crazy orgasm before!
Once my mind cleared up though, I realized what I was doing and felt too embarrassed to say anything. He didn't say anything either. Just disappeared back into the darkness.
"Ugh, I need to think about something else. We both do…" I pulled the naughty Zorua out of my yellow onesie and grabbed my phone on the side. He was panting and rubbing his little dick against my belly, but I tried to ignore it, treating him like a normal puppy. He's a fox though. Do foxes act the same way as dogs?
"Woof~!" I heard my actual dog start barking and Zoro tensed up. I felt a weird tingling sensation across my whole body!
"Vulpix~!" Then I heard a loud scream and the air in the whole house seemed to get colder!
"What the fuck?!" I looked over into Zoro's teal eyes and he trembled a bit, "What's wrong, Baby?"
"Zorua-zor… Zorua!" When my brain translated his Poke-speech, I felt my heart clench even more, "Someone's outside… Not Mom!"
I got up and breathed a little heavily. I got up and went over to the window, peeking out the curtains, I could see someone at the front door. Zoro was two and a half feet long, so it's not like he was a small cat or real puppy. He weighed 28 pounds and was a little heavy in my arms. But I still held him there and let him see outside. His eyes were much better than mine at least.
"Zorua…" He whispered quietly and sniffed the chilly air that was slightly blowing in through the window, "Zor… Zorua."
"I can smell the cigarettes too." I wanted to roll my eyes, but the situation was too serious for that. I could also see that it was a very tall man. I could only see the whites of his eyes, because his face was covered by a black ski-mask and his irises didn't glow in the dark.
"What's he doing?" I whispered to my Pokemon as his ears twitched. I could hear Sesshomaru shouting and Jill barking downstairs.
*Knock-knock-knock~!* He was knocking on the door. Then he rang the doorbell, but it didn't work, so he knocked again. The lights were dim in my room, but it was still brighter than outside. He looked up at me and shouted, "Hey, Kid! I'm a friend of your Dad! Let me in!"
I didn't say anything. I just closed the window completely and dropped Zoro on the floor, where he said, "Don't let him in! He's dangerous!"
"I know." I breathed heavily and walked over to my closet. I used to live in a dangerous neighborhood. There was one time our house got broken into when we weren't there. I was a little traumatized. Mom was 'really' traumatized.
"I don't have a Dad. Even if I did, I wouldn't trust any of his friends." I pulled out a black fireproof box. It wasn't locked or even sealed. I lifted the lid and there was a simple black Glock pistol. My hands shook a little, not because I was afraid of the gun, but because I was afraid I'd have to use it.
You see it all the time on the news. The scary thing isn't killing someone. The scary thing is what happens afterwards. Someone breaks into your house, tries to rape or murder you or your family… You shoot them and then they treat you like a fucking criminal.
"Vulpix~!"
"Zorua! Zor-zorua~!" Zoro shouted anxiously, "Door! Sis says he's coming in the door!"
"Did he pick the lock? I didn't hear anything… Does he have a key?" I was even more scared, because what if he really was somebody my Mom knew? What if he wasn't a bad guy? What if-
"Vulpix~!"
"Woof-woof~!"
"What the fuck?!" I heard the man shout, "Is that a fucking Pokemon?!"
*Click!* I put the magazine inside and then pulled back the slide, chambering a round. Just like at the shooting range with Mom. She made sure I knew how to protect myself. She knew that she might not be there someday when something happened.
"Zorua! Zorua!" Zoro shouted anxiously and went to the door, he wanted to protect his sister. And so did I…
It was weird. For some reason I calmed down a lot after I held the gun in my hand. I walked to the door and turned out the light, then I opened it slowly, quietly. Zoro faded into the darkness and disappeared down the stairs silently.
I saw the man with the ski mask. He was wearing a thick gray hoodie. I couldn't see much because of how dark it was. He was completely focused on the beautiful white Vulpix who was barking and growling at him. Jill was also barking, but she didn't attack the man. She'd never attacked anyone before.
I aimed at his head, but I didn't pull the trigger. I couldn't see a gun or even a knife. His hands were empty, but they were covered by dark gloves. It wasn't 'that' cold out. You don't enter a girl's house in the middle of the night with a ski mask, thick hoodie and gloves unless you wanna do something bad, right?
"Shh-shh~! Good girl, I'm not a bad guy… Look, here's some jerky~!" The man pulled some beef jerky out of his pocket and put it over towards the two of them. Jill… Was dumb enough to actually come forward to eat it! I hesitated. She ate some. Then she stopped barking.
"Jill!" I couldn't keep calm when I saw her foaming at the mouth and vomiting on the floor.
"Huh?" The man looked up at me in surprise, he couldn't see the gun in my hand. But I could see the gun in his other hand when he turned to me. He didn't aim at me, but pointed towards the scared and angry Sesshomaru!
"Stop! Stop or I'll fucking kill you!" I screamed at him and was about to pull the trigger, but then I saw a golden flash! The man's head flew up into the air along with a spray of blood… I also saw Zoro appear from the Darkness and knock the gun out of his hand, sending it flying. Finally Sesshomaru screamed and a chunk of ice flew from her mouth, stabbing a hole through the headless man's chest and sending his body tumbling backwards towards the door. Leaving a long trail of blood…
"Fuck!" I should've pulled the trigger!
"Shit!" I should've just shot him!
"Goddamn it!" How the fuck am I supposed to explain this to the cops?!
"Oh my god!" A man just died in front of me!
"What the fuck?!" Pokemon are really fucking cool! I mean, scary! But mostly cool!
I hyperventilated a bit, and then started to smell the nasty stench. Not the blood, but the shit and piss.
It was so fucking gross! Everything about this was so fucked!
"Blergh~!" I looked over and saw that handsome, badass Umbreon puking his guts out and crying…
"Vul-vulpix! *Sniffle~!*" Sesshomaru tried to pretend like she was fine, but she also started crying. She pissed herself a little earlier, but she would never admit it.
"Zoru?" Zoro, my precious little baby was totally fine. He was a little disgusted by the stench, but he didn't really feel anything about killing a dude. He even bragged, "If you guys weren't faster than me, I would've done it myself."
"Fuuuuck~!" I took the magazine out of the gun, removed the bullet from the chamber and put it back inside the mag. Then I realized my Pikachu Onesie had nowhere to holster the gun, so I just put it back inside my room.
Then I picked up the phone and quickly called my Mom, "Mmn~! Shiit~! Fuuck~! Aaah~!"
"Mom! Stop fucking my-your-our fucking fufucking Cousin and listen to me!" I screamed at the top of my lungs and my Mom immediately realized something was horribly wrong.
"What happened?!" She shouted anxiously, breathing heavily.
"Dead! There's-there's a fucking dead guy in our house!" I was shaking and couldn't help crying a bit, "What-what the fuck do we do?!"
"What the fuck do you mean there's a dead guy?!"
"Goddamn it." I could hear my uncle-cousin cursing. He was also close enough to the phone that I could easily hear him.
"Yes! Yes goddamn it! What the fuck?! We… We have to do something! What the fuck do we do?!" I rambled a bit and realized I didn't even explain what the fuck happened at all… Then I thought, "Wait, no, I can't talk over the phone! Shit! I shouldn't… I shouldn't have said anything!"
What if someone was listening?! What if they go through our phone records like they always do on TV shows?!
"We'll be there in five minutes." I heard 'Him' speak calmly.
"How the fuck are we gonna get there in five minutes?!" Then I heard my Mom screaming as she hung up the phone.
I calmed down a lot, especially with Zoro looked up at me from the bed, "Mel, it's gonna be fine."
"Yeah… Yeah… Somehow… It's… Shit, Jill!" Only at that moment did I remember my dog! She ate some kinda poison that dead asshole gave her!
"Vul-vulpix~!" I heard Sesshomaru crying sadly.
"Umbreon… *Cough-cough~!* Blergh~!" Midnight was throwing up again…
"Jill…" I walked down the stairs and turned the lights on… She wasn't breathing. She wasn't still, but she wasn't breathing and I couldn't feel a heartbeat. My puppy died. Just fucking died like that.
"Shit! This is such bullshit! *Sniffle~!*" I couldn't help crying while holding hear in my arms. I looked over and saw that head laying nearby. His dark-brown eyes were wide open… He probably couldn't understand what happened, right? Piece of shit, deserved it!
I didn't even see his face. I still didn't look at his face. I didn't want to touch that. I didn't want to have anything to do with this…
"Don't touch anything…" I warned the three Pokemon, "Not like they can find your fingerprints, but… I don't know… I don't fucking know."
I never learned how to deal with this shit! I'm only ten years old! What the fuck?!
Even if I shot the guy, I would just call the cops and-and it'd be a pain in the ass, but it'd make more sense than this, right?!
"Zorua-zorua~!" My silly Zoro suggested, "We'll just say it was a ghost. Or a wild animal attack. Whatever."
"I know a guy." Midnight suddenly cleared his throat and suggested, "I think… I think I know a guy that can help us."
"You know a guy? A fixer? How? Why?" I've seen Ray Donovan and other shows. I'm not an idiot.
"Fixer? No, no… He's just a random bear in the woods near our house. We can mind-control him and, and have him eat the guy. Cause some more damage. Make it look like a real animal attack." He looked and sounded pretty cool for a moment, before he gagged again and dry heaved.
"Fuck! Shit! That was awesome!" I suddenly heard my Mom screaming outside and turned to the open door, "Holy shit! There's a fucking corpse!"
"Yeah. I can see that." My Uncle chuckled and the two of them were just standing there outside the doorway. The dead guy's blood was blocking the way. I saw a big, pretty blue and white Latios transform into a cute, pink Mew. Those big blue eyes blinked innocently and looked at the corpse like it was nothing.
"I can smell it too. Ugh, fuck, gross." The short man sighed. He was wearing a white t-shirt and black boxers. My Mom was only wearing a black nightgown with one of her tits hanging out.
"Mom! I'm sorry! I-I was gonna shoot him! I was gonna shoot him but he… He killed Jill! He was gonna shoot Sesho, but before I could shoot, Midnight chopped his fucking head off! Now what the fuck do we do?! How the hell do we explain this to the cops?!"
"Explain what? You guys were all over my house tonight. The house burned down. It has nothing to do with you guys at all." 'He' spoke so calmly and casually.
"Mew-mew~!" I heard her voice, but I couldn't understand what she was saying.
"That's a good idea too." He smiled and said, "Bring Jill's body. Take anything important. Or anything incriminating. Just in case."
"What the fuck, Cuz?! What're you planning?!" Mom wasn't nearly as calm. She looked at me anxiously, "Everything's gonna be okay, Mel. Everything's gonna be fine."
We didn't have that much stuff… Not that much stuff that really mattered. Only a few mementos. The stuff in boxes was just old garbage.
I felt kinda numb and exhausted. The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. He didn't burn the house down. It was so much creepier and scarier than that.
All the blood on the ground and around the room was sucked back inside the man's body. Then he put his head back on, smiled at me behind the ski mask and walked out into the night.
We packed everything we could fit on Mom's bike and then she drove back to 'his' place. We left the door open. We didn't touch anything that might be a crime scene later. At least we did our best…
Then holy fucking shit! I got to ride a Latios! It was only a minute or two, but it was fucking awesome!
Mew made a few trips back and forth before my Mom even got here! It was amazing! He was so fast!
It almost made me forget about all the horrible shit that happened that night!
Almost.
"An unidentified man was found decapitated in a Walmart Parking Lot last night. Not the first time this week and maybe not the last. There were three shootings in Atlanta and someone drowned in a swimming pool under mysterious causes. Now for the weather!"
I watched the news blankly, sitting on the couch in my new bedroom. Yeah, my bedroom is big enough to have a couch now. Zoro was cuddling next to me on the right, while Sesshomaru was on my left. I looked out the window at the bright blue sky and sighed, "I'm… Ten years old now. Happy Valentine's Day."
"Zorua~!"
"Vulpix."
My two cute babies rubbed up against my waist. I was just wearing a long, baggy white shirt. Too lazy to do anything else.
I think I'm still in shock. I haven't been able to sleep. I don't even feel tired. I just feel kinda numb.
"Ugh…" I sighed and leaned back against the soft, comfy pink couch. I turned the TV off and just stared at the white ceiling. Feeling the cool breeze blow in through the window. My nose burned a little and my lungs felt cold. Sesshomaru and Zoro seemed to like this weather though.
My legs were covered in goosebumps.
It still feels so unreal. Everything feels fake.
We should've never gone back there. We should've just stayed here. Jill would still be alive. Poor Midnight wouldn't have had to kill a man. Sesshomaru wouldn't be traumatized.
"I hope Mom's okay." I heard her crying a lot last night. She was really upset. I was upset too, but… Then I just stopped caring.
"It's a really nice day." I stood up and walked over to the window. I could see the backyard from here.
I heard my Mom bragging about how awesome the heated pools were, but… They're even cooler than she made them out to be…
"Vaevae~!" That adorable Vaporeon was doing tricks, blowing bubbles, and splashing around.
"Leaf-leaf~!" Leah, the Leafeon, was dancing around in her garden. Even during the winter, when it was pretty cold out, her garden was still just as lush and vibrant as in spring or summer. Pokemon are amazing.
I think there's a Ralts now. I really wish I could see her, but I don't wanna leave my room. It's not just one room though. There's a bedroom, a kitchen and a bathroom. Until I run out of food, I don't need to go out there and risk bumping into anyone.
They're… They're probably fucking each other, right? I haven't heard anything lately though. Maybe Mom's still upset? Maybe she's still sleeping now?
"Zorua?" I heard a high-pitched and adorable voice, but it wasn't Zoro.
"Zorua!" Zoro shouted in surprise!
"Vulpix!" Sesshomaru also seemed really happy and excited!
"Oh my God! A Hisuian Zorua?!"
She was a Ghost-Normal Type Pokemon, so she could just pass right through the door and enter my room! She was also super tiny! As small as Zoro was back then!
"Really…" My eyes teared up and I couldn't help sniffing, "Shit. Why is that bastard so good to us?"
I tried not thinking about 'how' this precious baby was made. I just hugged her against my chest and kissed her cute light-gray snout. She had white fluffy hair on her head, around her neck, on her tail… But the red highlights and eyebrows were the same. She had gorgeous dark-golden eyes that seemed to look a little sad. Those half-closed eyelids were pink, along with the fur leading up to her highlights. Those cute nubby feet were black instead of red.
"Zorua!" Zoro said something that shocked me, "Jill!"
"Vulpix!" Sesshomaru also cried out, "Jill!"
"Jill?! Where?!" I looked around anxiously, thinking the ghost of my dog was somewhere in the room with us! It was the middle of the day!
"Zor~! Zorua~!" The little baby in my arms barked at me and got my attention. Suddenly she transformed from a Hisuian Zorua to a tiny black lab puppy!
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Holy shit!"
*Knock-knock~!* There was a knock on the door and then it opened. I didn't even remember to lock it.
"Happy Birthday, Kiddo!" Mom had bags under her eyes and a wry smile on her tired face. She was wearing gray sweatpants and a loose black t-shirt.
"Mom… Thanks… And sorry…" I tried not to cry, but it was way too fucking hard.
"No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't make up my fucking mind sooner." She tried to hug me, but I moved back, "What's wrong?"
"Mom, you smell really gross." I also saw some nasty clumps on the long side of her dyed black hair.
"Uh… Sorry, Mel, um, we can hug later." Mom giggled and smiled at me, "I had to do… A lot of work to get Mew to help with your last minute birthday present."
"Mom, I really don't wanna know." I gagged a bit and couldn't help thinking of the many, many, horrible, disgusting possibilities…
"I never even heard of a fucking Spectrier before-"
"Ew! Stop! Mom~!"
"Hahaha~!" Well, at least she seemed a lot happier after getting that reaction out of me.
Spectrier is a horse. It's just a big black fucking ghost-horse!
"Anyway, Happy Birthday and Happy Valentine's Day…" Mom hesitated for a moment, "I know you probably can't sleep. So why don't you come down and go swimming with me? Just you, me, and our Pokemon."
"He won't be there, right?" I frowned, it felt like I owed him so much, but… I mean, he's almost as old as my Mom.
"Of course he won't be there. You think I got it bad? I tapped out after a few rounds, he had to go all night."
"Ew! Stop it! I don't wanna know!" I glared at my Mom and gagged a bit, "Please, can we just go one day without you bragging about your love life?!"
"Nope." She snickered and tried to pick up Sesshomaru, but she hid behind me. Zoro didn't seem to care that much, but out of solidarity, he also avoided her clutches.
"Mom, maybe you should take a shower first before we get in the pool?"
"Nah, it's fine. Come on, let's go~!" Mom giggled and turned around… There was a hole in the back of her sweatpants.
"Mom~!" It felt like I was blinded, "Why?!"
"Huh? Oh, haha~! Sorry, I'm kinda fucked up right now!" She was wobbling a lot as she walked. I wanted to go forward and help her, but I really didn't want to get anywhere near her either.
I made sure to pick up some milk from the fridge in the kitchen downstairs. Jill was 'reborn' as a Ghost Pokemon, but she was still a baby now. She needed her milk.
Then we went outside and the sunlight blinded me a bit. I don't get how it could be so bright. No, maybe it's 'Sunny Day'? I saw some dark and gray clouds in the distance, but they seemed to avoid the area around 'our' house.
"Mom, be careful not to slip!" I was worrying too much. She grabbed the railing and made her way up to the top. Then she just… She just took her clothes off in front of me! Out in the open! What if people are watching us?!
I looked over at the window and realized it was Midnight's room… Fuck, I must take after my mother. Why do I want him to see me?
I held back and just got into the water in my white t-shirt. I wasn't wearing anything underneath. I was practically naked. The fabric clung to my skin and my nipples got a little hard. Really hard.
"Jill, be good. Be careful not to drown…" I felt like an idiot after saying that. She was a fucking ghost! She was already dead! She didn't need to breathe! I don't know why she needed to eat, but she definitely wouldn't drown.
"Zor~!" Zoro smiled at me and swam in circles around my body.
"Vul… Vulpix…" Sesshomaru dipped her little paws in the steamy water and pulled back quickly. She was an Ice Type, obviously she wouldn't like a hot tub! She laid down near the stone edge of the pool, close to those pretty crystal blue railings and fell asleep. Maybe she wouldn't have nightmares out here in the middle of the day?
"Vaevae~!" The Vaporeon swam up and started rubbing against my chest, licking my face and mouth!
"Stop~! Stop it~!" I couldn't help giggling and forgetting about all the bullshit from last night.
Why am I upset?! Why am I sad?! Why am I numb?!
I'm rich! I have Pokemon! I just turned 10!
"I'm gonna be the very best~! Like no one ever was~!" I started singing and my Mom laughed at me, "To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause~!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg6CiPI6h2g
"Pokemon~! Gotta catch em all~! It's you and me~! Pokemon~! I know it's destiny~! Oh~! You're my best friend~! In a world we must defend~! Pokemon, gotta catch em all~! A heart so true~! Our courage will pull us through~! You teach me and I'll teach you~! Poke~! Mon~! Gotta catch em all~! Gotta catch em all~! Pokemon~!"
Thinking back on it now. This was actually the best Birthday I've ever had until now! Next year is gonna be even better!