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Chapter 7 - Cliché

My manhood rained upon the toilet seat, drop, drop, drop. I stood there in the stall processing what had happened to me earlier – just then I looked at my palm; observed my fingers for a slight second.

*wipe*

My fingers ran through my wet cheek, the saliva was still there from earlier, I took what felt like all the time in the world to look at my saliva-filled fingers. I licked it.. I swallowed it. Ah.. so this is what the saliva of a Vampire tastes like.

I was probably the first human ever to taste the saliva of a Vampire. I would be proud if this were to go down in history if it hasn't been done already. I would indefinitely quote: "This Saliva is my nectar." for it is truly like nectar to me, that taste whether it came from Belle or Vampire side, I would love to taste it again. It would not be crazy to say that my cheek would love to feel that amazing sensation again.

Have I unlocked a new fetish? Or is it not time to think about my sexual desires right now, I must focus on the date. This opportunity is once in a lifetime, I won't let it go to waste, the only other female who'll ever love me like this is my sister.

I left the stall, looking at myself in the mirror and washing my hands. I wonder if there's a parallel universe behind that mirror, if so then my name would be Nadir.

After drying my hands, I left the bathroom and there she was.. my Vampire girlfriend was waiting for me. You know while on that thought, hypothetically speaking: if a Vampire bit your manhood would you turn into a Vampire? or would your manhood be sucked dry like a raisin.. or would it be like that then turn stronger. Why am I thinking about this?

"Are you thinking about inappropriate stuff, Zeni?" Belle asked curiously, how could she know?

I said: "Obviously not. I would never think of such degrading things."

Belle looked at me as if horses filed their taxes, she then said: "But you always look like that when you're thinking of lewd stuff.."

At this moment I would've loved to have exclaimed "How the ever living hell?!" But I was astonished. "Was it that obvious…" I asked her and to myself. So all those times that I was thinking about stuff that violates the terms of service, .. everyone knew? I thought my face was emotionless.

Belle asked me: "So, what were you thinking about?" , On my soul as Zenith Alciel I am not describing what I just thought to her … "I was thinking about… blah .. so and so on."

My soul is doomed, at least I realized and stopped myself before talking about that immoral hypothesis.

Belle gave me a perplexed look and uttered: "I see.." she cleared her throat "A-Anyways.. let's go eat dinner" Suddenly her face became all red. "I" Zenith Alciel love this cliché, even her ears had a slight red tint.

I said: "Are you also thinking of something inappropriate?"

Without a second thought, Belle uttered: "Yes I am." I love upfront and honest women.

After that weird interaction where I don't know whether to treasure it or forget it happened, we went to an ice cream vendor. Why the hell is he being petty and not giving the innocent child in front us their ice cream? And why was Belle smiling? I tapped Belle on the shoulder and asked: "So.. Uh.. why's everyone all happy?" I pointed at the ice cream man pulling away the scoop and ragebaiting the little girl who had tears in her eyes.

Belle gave me a look that plastered "Seriously" all over her face, she then explained: "It's a tradition from the old world, the 'Turkish ice cream man.' something like that or so. It's a trend RN." I scratched my head "I thought you were only into niche stuff, I had no idea you were into this stuff."

Belle scoffed: "Just who the hell do you think I am?" Wow, is she a member of team Dai-Gurren? She spoke again: "By now, I know the ins and outs of the internet, my B, minus S, plus F." I uttered: "Have I become an algebraic equation or what?!"

Oh, it was our turn for the tomfoolery ice cream vendor man guy. The ice cream man asked: "What flavour would you like?" I replied: "Strawberry." and Belle asked for mango, the ice cream said: "The price for your strawberry and her mango is 41 fura & 67 fura each." Wow love turned out to be more expensive than ice cream.

The Ice cream vendor made me hold the cone as he scooped up ice cream, fool. Does he really think I'll fall for what he's gonna do now? As he was about to put the cream on the cone, I swiftly moved it out of the way. I won't be psychologically tortured like that little girl from earlier. The ice cream vendor laughed as if it were some joke, he tried to put it on the cone again and I moved yet again, the same sequence repeated but this time.. it was different.. He actually managed to get a hold of my cone and said: "Don't underestimate my skills." I thought it was badass. It was Belle's turn now, she struggled far more than I did, it was like a cat trying to play with a ball attached to a string.

I said: "Belle you look pathetic." , she pouted and said: "I'm never doing that ever again. Next time you'll handle both orders at once!"

We got our dessert first before eating dinner.. wow we flipped the order, I said: "Belle, we ordered dessert before dinner." She uttered in a sarcastic tone: "Your blood is my dinner." I replied "Wah! I don't wanna turn into a Vampire." I stroked my arms as if I was cold. Belle said: "Are you saying that I'm not worthy of your blood?"

I uttered: "You are more than

worthy."

Belle said: "Oh am I? Then let me suck on it."

I said: "Another day.."

Belle said: "But I'm a Vampire."

I blurted: "Another night..?"

Belle exclaimed: "But you tasted my saliva earlier! How could it be fair that I don't get to taste your blood?"

I said: "Fair enough. My blood is your dinner."

Belle uttered: "Wow, you're understanding."

I said: "Don't you know? I'm surprisingly logical~~ for your average 16 year old."

Belle giggled: "That's amazing.. but where are we going though? Why are we at the park.. wait don't tell me.. are you gonna confess to me?!"

I was so lost in our conversation that I didn't even realize where we were. I said: "But we're already dating, how could I confess to you?"

"Ah I see, that makes total perfect logical sense." She said as her glasses got all foggy. We sat on the swings, at that moment I thought "Sheesh, we didn't even eat dinner.. I guess I'll just cook something up at home." My train of thought was interrupted by Belle. She stood up and uttered: "Zenith, let me suck on your blood.. I need it." She said it so desperately that I felt the need to lower down my collar and let her do her thing. I wanted to contact my sister, I wanted to leave immediately. For some reason my heart sank again just like it did before. But this time Selpharia didn't seem to be around, so why..? Why did my heart feel like it sank so deeply like I gulped it down my throat forcefully? Was it simply the aura of a vampire's thirst?

Before I knew it, I gave in. It was so abrupt, I stood up and took off my hoodie and my undershirt and let her fangs delve deep into my skin. I wish I could say that it hurt, but it didn't, my heart was full of empathy at that moment. Was there meaning in an act like this? Why did it happen so abruptly, why did life hit me with such a sudden event. What will even come of me after this? Her thirst was so sudden that I couldn't even fathom it.

Selpharia appeared at the park, she walked slowly to us and uttered: "Oh my? Has my kin finally succumbed to her thirst for blood. I am spellbound by your sacrifice, young man." She clapped "Marvelous." – Wasn't she out for revenge.. or was that what I was after? Huh. Why isn't my blood boiling, why am I not mad?

Is it because I'm powerless. What led me to thinking I had power again in the first place? Everything that I'll think of attempting is useless. Why did this have to happen, why did this have to happen, why? Couldn't we enjoy our date without something stupid and cliché like this happening?

Selpharia uttered: "Throw him away, my kin." I didn't realize it then, but Belle was crying silent tears, yet it didn't matter at all since those were the loudest tears I've ever seen. Belle let go of my neck gently.

Selpharia utters: "Well then, my kin I order you to kill him." Belle was aghast she couldn't utter a single word but she was desperately trying not to fulfill the command.

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Ah, I don't wanna die. There's nothing I can do except accept it. Why do I feel comfort at accepting the brutal reality that I'm gonna face, I seriously don't wish this demise upon anybody else.. I mean getting killed by your Vampire girlfriend, sounds like some lunatic's fantasy.

Selpharia uttered: "Any last words?" I thought about it for what felt like an eon and the only thing that felt right to say in that moment was to yell from the bottom of my heart "I LOVE YOU BELLE!" Just before I blacked out to nothingness, I heard Belle silently utter: "I.. you too."

What a cliché way to go out.

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