After pacifying the downstairs neighbor, I decided to learn more about the skill called 'Weakness Detection.'
I wasn't worried about how to use it.
The moment I acquired the skill, the knowledge of how to use it settled into my mind as if I had always known it.
I went to the mirror.
"Weakness Detection."
As soon as I used the skill, shimmering effects appeared all over my body in the mirror.
The effects shone brightest around my head and heart. The rest of me also glowed, but not as brightly as those two areas.
"This would be better used on magical beasts than people."
People's weaknesses are pretty much the same, but magical beasts often have unexpected weaknesses that can be exploited, making Weakness Detection very useful.
If I do this, I can make a decent living hunting magical beasts as a mage.
A smile automatically appeared on my face at the thought.
"Now all that's left is the Golden Random Box."
Even as I said it, I couldn't help but smile.
I mean, just the Beginner Equipment Set and Skill Acquisition Ticket were already beyond my wildest expectations.
This wasn't just any random box, but a Golden Random Box.
"Oh, what if I get something unique? That would be too overpowered."
At that moment, my expectations skyrocketed, and I opened the random box.
[Would you like to open the Golden Random Box?]
[Y/N]
[Y]
[Opening…]
[TIP. Anything can come out of a random box]
Watching the tip, which wasn't much of a tip at all, I waited for the box to open.
[The Golden Random Box has been opened]
In real-time, it didn't even take five seconds, but it felt like ten minutes had passed.
Ah, come to think of it, does the time I spent in that world also apply to Earth?
While I was distracted by that thought…
[Ta-da!]
[You have obtained 'Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket']
[Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket]
[Grade: ??]
[You can randomly obtain one of the items currently registered in the shop. The grade of the obtained item is randomly increased.]
[Time Remaining: 02:59]
"…What?"
My head started to spin with something that was neither a loss nor a win.
***
[Time Remaining: 02:13]
"Wait, wait… Let's think about this…"
What came out of the Golden Random Box was an exchange ticket that allowed me to randomly obtain one of the items registered in the shop.
It's a bit disappointing that it's not a selection ticket, but the fact that the item's grade increases makes up for it somewhat.
However, the problem was that all the items currently in the shop were just mediocre, low-grade items.
"Haa… The shop won't be updated in two minutes, right…?"
It could happen. But the possibility is extremely slim.
But what if it doesn't? I'd just be wasting an exchange ticket.
"…Still, it's not like there's nothing to exchange it for."
The current items in the shop were: Iron Sword 200 coins, Basic Alchemy Package 500 coins, Basic Swordsmanship Book 550 coins, Lowest Grade Health Potion 600 coins, Lowest Grade Mana Potion 600 coins, Top Actress Random Blowjob Ticket 800 coins, Mystery Pill 850 coins, Strength Enhancement Potion 920 coins, and finally, Forbidden Grimoire 1,000 coins.
Honestly, everything was okay except for the Iron Sword and the Blowjob Ticket.
If I got the Forbidden Grimoire, it would be perfect.
"God, Buddha, Jesus, Allah, Virgin Mary, Spirits of Heaven and Earth, please, please, please…!!"
[Would you like to use the Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket?]
[Y/N]
[Y]
"Let's gooooo!!!!"
Flash!
A white ray of light appeared, and a new screen popped up.
[Thank you for purchasing the 'Top Actress Random Blowjob Ticket']
"Son of a biiiiitch!!!!!!"
The world is messing with me.
Thump, thump, thump!
-Hey!! I told you to be quiet!! Do you know what time it is?!
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Thud-
After a brief fight with the downstairs neighbor, I trudged back home and threw myself onto the bed.
"…The world can't do this to me."
A Top Actress Random Blowjob Ticket? How am I supposed to use a landmine item that could give me an old hag?
"…By the way, what time is it?"
I was too out of it to notice, but I think I matched with Iris around 8 PM.
I spent about half a day and 3 or 40 minutes more there… so it must be almost 3 AM?
I could understand why the neighbor was angry.
Just as I was wondering if I should apologize later, I looked at my phone screen and couldn't believe my eyes.
[8:47 PM]
"Is my phone… broken?"
The date hadn't changed either.
It was just the same.
Thinking back, I thought it was almost 9 PM…
If my memory is correct, that means almost no time passed on Earth while I was with Iris.
"…This is really unbelievable."
This is like an onion, every time I peel it, something new comes out.
Of course, there was nothing bad for me, so I had no complaints.
The only minor problem was that while others were standing still, my lifespan was still passing. But extending my lifespan is something that can be solved to some extent by increasing my skill as a mage or taking expensive elixirs.
Besides, it's unlikely that this fraudulent app's shop won't have items that increase the user's lifespan.
In other words, I can use the app without any worries.
"I suddenly feel better."
I felt terrible because I drew a shitty Blowjob Ticket, but now I feel a little better.
Since the Blowjob Ticket is said to be upgraded, should I read the description?
Who knows, maybe after the upgrade, it won't be random anymore and will be a selection ticket.
With a cautious heart, I opened my inventory.
Knowing its place, the Blowjob Ticket was tucked away in a corner, and I carefully pressed it.
[Celebrity Insertion Selection Ticket]
[Grade: Epic]
[You can choose either the vagina or anus of the celebrity you want and enjoy it as you please. When the selection ticket is used, the actress's corresponding body part is summoned to be visible only to the user, and the sensation is connected to the actress herself. ※You don't have to worry about pregnancy even if you ejaculate inside]
The moment I read the item description, one thing suddenly came to my mind.
Isn't this just a wireless connection sex toy?
"It's good, but…"
Even though this is my second time, it's a bit disappointing that an Epic-grade item isn't leading to combat or financial help, but is instead an item for satisfying sexual desire.
Honestly, being able to freely fuck and cum in the vagina of the celebrity I want? It's definitely attractive to a man.
But after seeing Iris, I don't really feel attracted to any celebrities.
When I think about the time I was fondling Iris's huge breasts and kissing her passionately like an adult film actress, and then I think about the actors and idols I usually see on TV… honestly, I can't help but think they're lacking in many ways.
"Should I save it for now?"
I was thinking of saving it until I found a woman I liked.
However, while equipment can be stored outside, it seems that the Insertion Ticket cannot be stored outside the inventory.
If the 10 slots in the inventory become insufficient, there may come a time when I have to use it out of necessity.
Until then, I need to diligently write down a list of candidates.
'Should I do something like an ideal type tournament?'
If I gather all the female celebrities, it'll be like a 512-round tournament, anyway.
"Let's just sleep for now. I'm so tired."
I suddenly felt very sleepy, probably because I had done everything I could do for now.
Considering that I was taking lessons with Iris for half a day without rest in that world, it was only natural.
"Tomorrow, I'll go to the Magic Tower… and apply to drop out of school…"
It's going to be the busiest day of my life.
***
Magic Towers are located in the capitals of developed countries around the world.
It's not that they don't exist in developing countries, but the level is not very high, so they are not well-regarded.
The Magic Tower located in Seoul, the capital of South Korea, is called the Gray Magic Tower, and a 7-circle mage serves as the tower lord.
I don't know why the Magic Tower in Korea is the Gray Magic Tower, but the most likely theory is that it's not built according to the characteristics of the country, but according to the taste or magical inclination of the tower lord.
Of course, the exterior of the Magic Tower is somewhat different from gray.
It seems that it's true that they have a lot of money, as it's much more sophisticated and larger than the landmarks built by large corporations.
It's the association of irreplaceable manpower of mages, so I've heard that they rake in money in every business they do, but I didn't expect it to be this much.
In order to belong to such a Magic Tower as more than just an employee, you must meet at least one of the following conditions.
One, be a mage.
One, be recognized for talent by a mage certified by the Magic Tower.
One, pass the tower lord's test.
There are three conditions like this.
And I was going to belong to the Magic Tower by meeting the very first condition.
Ding-dong-
"Customer number 213."
"Yes."
Seoul Magic Tower Branch, the Gray Magic Tower.
The lobby on the first floor of this building, which has 110 floors above ground and 10 floors below ground, is always crowded.
Hunters come to find mages to join their parties, small and medium-sized businesses come to ask for help in developing new products, and various people come to request and ask for help from mages in various fields.
"Thank you for visiting our Gray Magic Tower. What brings you here today?"
The name of the woman in charge of window number 2 in the lobby on the first floor of the Gray Magic Tower is Kim Hyerin, 27 years old.
She's not a mage, but she graduated from the Department of Business Administration at Korea University and was lucky enough to get a job at the Magic Tower a year ago, which is called a dream job by many job seekers.
Her job is to handle complaints.
In general, it's a job that many office workers dislike, but the complaint handling work at the Magic Tower is on a different level.
There have been quite a few people who have gone to the hospital for acting rudely at the Magic Tower, so most of the complainants are kind.
The work is just that there are many things to memorize, but most of them are not difficult.
In addition, the benefits and salary are no less than those of a large company, so I often wonder if there is a dream job, this is it.
However, there are still some strange people who come to handle complaints.
"I came to register as a mage."
"…Yes?"
"Oh, right. I'm also going to enroll in the Magic Tower, is there an application form or something?"
The female employee doubted her ears.
What is this person saying?
Register as a mage? Enroll in the Magic Tower?
'He looks like he's in his early 20s… is he sick?'
It's not that there are no people who want to register as a mage. Some of the third-generation chaebols take private lessons and become mages by chance.
But those people would never register at this general window.
Most of them are processed electronically on the upper floors or registered after a separate interview with the professors of the Magic Tower.
"Um, customer? I'm telling you this because you look young, but you shouldn't joke around at the Magic Tower. Last time, a customer who couldn't control his anger was sued…"
Swish-
At the moment when I was trying to send my younger sibling away by trying to be as good as possible.
"Is this enough to believe?"
It could be seen that flames were rising on the man's palm.
"…I'll bring the person in charge."