URA—Uma Musume Racing Association—manages Twinkle Series, Winning Live, and Tresen Academy. Today, their headache is Mejiro Rampage, the undefeated ten-crown surpassing Emperor Symboli Rudolf. She dominates turf and dirt, unbound by convention. Her charisma—or curse—draws legends to her, causing URA grief.
"Can't we get Shinzan and TTG for our event? It'd be a hit…"
As Tresen's PR ambassador, Rampage shields students from non-race media for safety. Canopus gets access, but broader Tresen coverage is blocked. To attract future students, Rampage, the ultimate champ, was chosen. Her streams draw legends—Rudolf, CB, retired Maruzensky, Katsuragi Ace, Mejiro Asama, Speed Symboli. How?
"Can't we negotiate with her…? No, she'd refuse…"
Legends flock to her streams, not TV specials. URA's swamped with media inquiries, a true headache.
"Chief!" "Gah! Don't barge in like that!"
A frantic newbie shoves a phone showing Holy Hoof Day's live stream.
"Quit slacking—why the panic?" "Just look! The stage!" "Rampage's stream? Shinzan, TTG…"
The screen stuns: a chaotic talk show. Shinzan, TTG, Maruzensky, Asama, Speed Symboli, Rudolf, Ramone, CB, Ryan. Shinzan and Rampage banter about their meeting.
"What is this!?"
"This is chaos. Just talking's exhausting." "Really? Big sis is still pumped~ Right, everyone~♪" "Yeeeaaah!"
Comments:
Ten-crown's the most beat lol No wonder, look at this mess. Still smiling? Pro. Why invite them then lol Double grandmas especially haha
"I didn't call the grandmas!" "Just a coincidence~ No plans, so we crashed the festival," Asama says. "Pure luck~ Miraculous free time," Speed adds. ""Ho ho ho!"" "Total lie…!"
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Grandmas lol Planned crime haha So intentional! Double grandmas too playful!
"These are Master Ball-tier folks. Playful's their default," Rampage says. "Ran-chan, what about the new Paradox Pokémon?" Speed asks. "Su-chan, save that for private! Not festival talk—Nintendo'll sue!"
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Speed Symboli lol Too free, legend! Arc challenger like this? What's Asama doing with her phone? Talking? Tyrant, behind you!
"Who's the tyrant—huh, behind?" "Ran, Grandma's—" "Phone call, Rampage-san." "Now? Who?" "Nintendo's president." "What!?"
Comments:
Huh? Iwata's calling? Topic too spicy? President watching? Work, prez lol
"Not funny! Facing Nintendo's legal team ain't a joke… Hello? Yes, President! Mejiro Rampage—huh? Yes, uh… Vweh!?"
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What's the talk? Get backstage lol Don't call onstage! That scream ain't ladylike! Ladylike? She's a tyrant.
"Yes, no, no way! That time? Yes, alright, formally later… Goodbye…"
Stunned, she freezes. What was that?
"Uh, got the okay to mention Pokémon… Also, that Mario Kart stream where I lost second to the president's Mii? That was actually him…"
Comments:
What!? Actual Iwata!? Accidental collab lol So light-footed! Classic Iwata… Safe to mention? Guess it's good PR.
"Uh, stream's still going~! Keeps going~! Kinda hate it~!"
Comments:
Rampage's connections are insane. Uma Musume legends and Nintendo's prez lol Retirement's set.
"Let's talk more~! Taking your questions now~♪" "This stream's beyond URA's stomachache level… Why'd the president call?" "I asked for permission. Iwata gets it," Asama says. "Grandma's fault!?"
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