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Chapter 43 - F*cking Floccinaucinihilipilification

Recap:

Realist, Simon and Imperial wizard hide inside a well from the people of Rashistan, and they stuck inside the well, after few hours the well bucket dropped inside the well and when Simon tries to climb up the well using the rope of the bucket his foot pushed a stone inside the well which crushes the Imperial wizard's head.

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Chapter 43 : F*cking floccinaucinihilipilification

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The imperial wizard died instantly, because he was wearing the power blocker jacket, and the stone was very big which crushes his skull completely.

Realist and Simon goes up, out of the well but they thought they shouldn't left a dead body inside a well because it will contaminate the well so Realist again comes down the well and tie the dead body to the rope and gets it out of the well.

"He was a c*nt but I don't think it's moral to leave him like that in open to rot, so I think we should burry him" Realist suggest to Simon,

Simon was already thinking about that so they agreed and buried the Imperial wizard in the desert.

"You see Misa?" Simon asked.

"No! but i see Jimmy and Amane" Realist said.

"She was not with them?" Simon said.

"They were in some kind of date or something" Realist said.

"Man, you f*cked everything up" Simon is disappointed with realist's behavior.

Realist responds with ," The f*ck I did, Shaniqua"

"That's what the f*ck I am talking about" Simon says," You and your f*cking jokes, you don't feel other people problems, You f*cking don't care, You are a f*cking narcissist"

"Oh, come on! don't be a p*ssy" Realist smiled.

"p*ssy? You motherf*cker f*cked our group, A girl who helped you, You disrespected her in front of everybody, why n*gga why . She is 20 or so and you were saying all that sh*t to her face?" Simon yelled.

"I said that cause she is police, She does not belongs with us." Realist defended what he did.

"You said that to her cause you can't bare the fact that a girl is stronger than you "

"Hahaha, How the f*ck can someone be stronger than me in this novel, The novel's name is Realist , I mean Literally" Realist laughs it off then he proceed to get serious and said.

"Look I know where it's coming from I am concerned about them too but 2 plus 2 is four and you can't change that even if you live for eternity" 

"What the f*ck that even means?" Simon said, " Look don't get me wrong but You are sick .Not as a slang but for real," Simon said.

"What? Don't give me that?" Realist said.

"I talked to a doctor about your condition and he said some kind of disease name, he said you having that condition, I mean I don't remember it's name now" Simon said.

"Man, shut the f*ck up. You think you are the first? A lot of people told me that. and I know what's true and what's not" ...." And the thing that you don't remember that disease's name? You know why is that? It's because the writer doesn't knows the name" Realist said.

"I don't know the name cause I forgot it? and it's not a f*cking novel that's why the wizard got f*cked. You just told him he won't die and he died instantly" Simon trying to put some sense into Realist.

"He died because I am not the Writer. That fat a$$hole did that to bully me"

"Ok, ok let's test it? Say the hardest word you know" Realist asked.

"floccinaucinihilipilification" Simon replied to Realist question.

"Now tell me how the f*ck you know this word hahahahahahahaha" Realist said. ," Tell me how? huh. It's cause the writer asked the AI chat right now. He even himself don't know the word. Tell me how can you spell something you can't pronounce? You know how, it's cause he copied it from the AI chat" 

 Simon replied ,"I know it. I seen it somewhere on the internet it Means the act of estimating something as worthless".

"Hahahahahahahahaha, come one dude hahahahah can't you see it"

"What?" Simon is confused.

"How the f*ck is the 'M' in the means capital" Realist said.

"What f*cking M?" Simon said.

"Just forget it"..." Let me show you something else, See that rock over there" Realist points to rock , " From there the town police will saw us and start chasing us"

"In 3....2.......1....here they are" Realist is standing hand spread in T-pose.

No one came behind that rock.....

"That f*cking a**hole"....."That stupid c*nt playing me like that" Realist shouted.

"Shawn? I think, we should go" Simon said.

"Shawn???????? Why the f*ck are you calling me that" Realist said.

"He f*cking change my name in the middle of the novel that fat c*m$lut" Realist is getting angrier ...." You mother....."

The town police comes from the same spot Realist pointed and start shooting at them.

"Hahaha, I told you" Realist and Simon runs in the opposite direction.

Realist and Simon runs to the truck Realist parked behind the rocks before coming to Rashistan.

Realist wears the helmet he picked from the police car and Simon jumped to the back of the truck.

Realist started the truck...

Tom lands on the hood of the truck crushing the engine with his feet. 

Tom punched the Realist through the windshield of the truck breaking Realist's Helmet and knocking him unconscious.

Tom is the elder brother of Amane and a Super-Soldier. He ranks as a Captain.

Earlier when Realist shot the car of the police, and then help them by calling the police .They sent Tom to handle the situation.

"Mr. Simon! You got nothing to do with him, arrest warrant is against Realist so you can go" Tom tells Simon.

Tom wears the Power blocker jacket on Realist and then tied his hands and takes him to the Police car.

As he closed the door of the car.

"I will take him from here" Kaito said

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