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Chapter 167 - Scheming

"Hgnnn, now I'm gonna have to wash my hair tonight," Patty complained as she shook out her ginger coils, sending water flying through the air, with most of it splashing against me. 

"That's on me," I apologized with a sigh, "I didn't expect them to play so dirty." 

Megan laughed as she crouched back down, letting Lois slide off her shoulders, "Sounds like someone is being a bit of a sore loser."

"Just what did you two do to him?" Patty asked, "One moment he's standing and then he starts falling over like a tree." 

"Oh, I just mentioned me being all wet and shiny, and he fell for it hook, line, and sinker," Megan answered with a gloating grin that made Patty's face go deadpan. 

She then looked over at me incredulously, "Really? That's what worked on you?" 

I coughed and diverted my gaze, not man enough to look Patty in the eyes, "Unbelievable…I can't believe you fell for that. And just as I was starting to get into it." 

"I mean, can you really blame me? I'm powerless in front of the feminine body," I muttered, only for Patty to sigh and shake her head, "Well then next time I know to put a blindfold on you. But for now just try and keep your eyes focused, alright. Now get back down." 

"You want to play again?" I asked with a raised eyebrow, making Patty's cheek flush. "I-I mean only if you want to. And besides, my hair is already wet; no reason to stop now." 

"Alright then, round two!" Megan cheered as she turned to her mother, "You wanna switch?" 

"With your thighs and ass, not a chance; get back down," Lois shot down the idea, making Megan roll her eyes, but she nonetheless crouched, "A no would have sufficed." 

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"I-I done…my arms are about to give out," Lois moaned as she slid off of Patty's shoulders, who had a look of relief flash across her face. 

"Yeah, undefeated!" Megan cheered from atop my shoulders, "Seems like I'm the MVP of chicken fight!" 

We had switched pairings after the second round, which had ended after Lois managed to push Patty over. 

"All hail the chickenfight queen," I said mockingly as I reached up and lifted Megan off my shoulders like she was weightless, "I"m afraid that I don't have any chips to give you this time around though."

"That's fine, just treat me like a queen tonight, and all is forgiven," Megan smirked as I put her down in front of me.

"I can't ever think of a time that I haven't," I muttered just loud enough for Megan to hear, making her smile, "But since you asked, I'll make tonight extra special." 

"Absolutely no self-control whatsoever," Lois said judgementally with a shake of her head, "Get a hold of yourselves, the both of you!" 

"Like you're any better," Megan shot back with a playful smile, "We all know none of us could resist him. I bet if he whipped it out right now and asked you to swallow him whole, you'd be on your knees in a second." 

"Christ, Meg, I'm still your mother," Lois muttered as she crossed her arms, "Could you at least try to be somewhat appropriate." 

"Nope," Megan replied with a cheery smile as she rubbed her ass against the front of my shorts, "I gave that up a long time ago, and ever since then my life has been a dream."

My hands came down to grab Megan's hips, pinning them in place and stopping her slow grind. "Well, some of us would like to have a little decency and walk around without any discomfort." 

Megan looked up at me with a mischievous smile as she blinked innocently, "Sorry, was I making you uncomfortable?" 

"You're a damn brat," I muttered as I gave Megan's hips a squeeze, making her squeal with laughter, "Well, I hate to tell you this, but you don't have anyone else to blame but yourself." 

"Then maybe I should stop spoiling you so much," I threatened, but Megan saw right through my bluff, "You can try, but we both know you can't go more than a day or two without showing off how much you love me, or any of us." 

I held Megan's gaze for a moment before I let out a defeated sigh and loosened my hold on her hips. "I guess you got me all figured out, don't you? Just a powerless man wrapped around your finger." 

Megan grinned and resumed her grinding, "And you love every second of it. Especially when we start showing how much we appreciate your efforts. I'm just the only one who's not afraid to make her affection known at any time and anywhere." 

"Please don't start doing it in the water." Lois objected as she watched the feverish glow start to pour off of Megan and Kiniro.

Patty nodded in agreement, "Your mom, right, Meg; it's so unsanitary, and the high salinity will degrade any lubricant." 

"Damn," Megan's hips paused on their own, something that I thought was impossible once she got going, "I was really looking forward to some hot beach sex." 

"Well, I mean we could still do it-" I started only to be cut off as Lois waved her hands through the air, "Nope, that's the end of that; both of you out of the water, go dry off and cool down." 

Megan narrowed her eyes, but after a second she sighed and stepped away from me, exposing the outline of my hardening shaft against my trunks. In an instant Patty and Lois' eyes dipped below my waist and stared without any attempt to disguise their interest. 

"I swear it gets bigger every time I see it," Lois muttered under her breath as she bit her lip. "You're not even completely hard, are you?" 

"Want to come find out?" I teased with a grin as Lois looked up into my eyes and seemed like she was ready to take me up on my offer when Megan intervened, "Not a chance, you don't get to patronize me about decency and then steal the erection I gave him. Come on, we're all going to cool off." 

Megan interlinked arms with Lois and Patty before dragging them both out of the water. 

"H-hey, what am I supposed to do!" I called out in protest with my cock still at half mast in my trunks. 

"Go for a swim; the cold should help reduce swelling," Patty called out over her shoulder helpfully, but it made Megan and Lois laugh, much to my chagrin, "I-I didn't mean-" 

"You're fine, Patty. I know you were just trying to help." I waved away her concern and, after a second, shrugged, "Might as well try it out." 

"I see that you all found the cooler." 

The girls glanced over at me as I interrupted their conversation. All of them had their fingers wrapped around a bottle or can that was dripping with condensation. 

"Don't worry, we left you some." Summer smirked as she took a sip of her beer. "Though we also noticed the grill, charcoal, along with the burgers and hot dogs you had in the cooler as well." 

"And seeing as you've managed to…reduce your swelling, we were wondering if you wouldn't mind firing up the grill for us," Megan commented with a teasing smile that elicited a laugh from everyone. 

"I should leave you all hungry and disappointed to teach you all a lesson," I muttered as I walked away towards the cooler and grill. 

--[3rd POV]--

"He doesn't really mean that, does he?" Tricia asked, even as she watched Ramon flip open the cooler and start taking out the meat. 

Megan laughed, "Of course he doesn't. He loves us." 

"Yeah, but don't you think we're being a little bit too much of a tease?" Patty asked with concern, "I know it's all fun and games, but I want to do something nice for Ramon after all the hard work he's done putting this weekend together." 

"It sounds like you think we should show him how grateful we are," Summer said with a knowing grin that Patty was oblivious to as she nodded with a large smile across her face, "Yeah, we should all pitch in together and do something that Ramon will really appreciate." 

"Oh, I already have a couple of ideas in mind," Megan replied as she shared Summer's smile, "What about you, Mom? Finally ready to join us all? Afraid you might not be able to keep up?" 

"No need to try and goad me Meg; I'm in. Besides, I don't think I can take him on solo again. Last time I tried, Ramon had me in bed by five." 

"W-wait, did I miss something?" Patty stammered as she watched all her friends adopt similar smiles. 

"Don't worry, Patty; just leave the planning all to us," Megan consoled her friend with a pat on the shoulder, though Megan's smile was still firmly in place. 

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