Normally, I would spend my time before service in the kitchen doing prep, but today I had to take care of a few things I had been putting off. The most pressing of which was getting a phone; I hadn't needed it so far, but that was bound to change at some point. So, eight hundred dollars for the phone itself and another 50 dollars added to my monthly maintenance for the plan, I had a working phone.
It almost physically pained me to see my available funds dip below my maintenance bill, but after a few deep breaths, I managed, 'When did I become such a frugal miser? If I keep it up, I might get visited by three ghosts on the night of Christmas Eve.'
Thinking about money had me itching to get back to the restaurant to prep, but I had one more errand to run before I could return. Using my phone, I managed to pull up a map of the town and find the store I needed in record time.
A short five-minute walk later, and I was standing in front of a convenience store with the most unfortunate name I had ever seen, 'Ralphed? Really?'
Naming theme aside, I made my way into the store and, after scanning the signs at the front of the aisles, I managed to find the one I was looking for. Making my way down the family planning aisle, I walked past the diapers, bottles, wipes, and after morning pills before finally setting my eyes on the seemingly endless variations of condoms that came in every shape and color.
For a moment, my hand automatically drifted towards the tried a true brand of my previous life before I paused and remembered that they wouldn't do the job anymore. I couldn't suppress a cocky grin as I went back to searching the shelves, only for my smile to slowly slip from my face as I moved closer and closer to the end.
And when I reached it, my smile had turned into a full-on frown, 'You got to be kidding me... they don't have my size?'
Letting out a sigh, I considered just calling it a day right there and then, before I glanced at the request aid button at the very end of the aisle and sighed, "Well, this is going to be an awkward conversation."
Pressing the button, I stepped back as it let out a soft chime, and a second later, an automated announcement came over the loudspeakers, "Store Clerk to aisle 1."
I waited, and after a minute, I wondered if anyone would bother showing up before I heard a loud, exaggerated sigh from around the corner, "I swear if it's another deadbeat dad who's gonna ask me which formula is better, I'm going to scream. Like how the fuck would I know, do I look like I have a kid?"
I looked over just in time to catch the exasperated clerk walk around the corner, muttering to herself with her eyes glued to her phone. She then glanced up at me with a bored, irritated look on her face as if I was responsible for everything wrong in her life, "Well, I'm here?"
This time, I was only mildly surprised and a bit frustrated that I found her incredibly attractive. The clerk wore her red hair back in a tight ponytail that just barely brushed the nape of her neck. As for her body, she was on the thinner side, though her chest was still more than a handful, and her hips were wider than I would expect for someone with her build.
Ignoring her appearance, I was tempted for a second to call the clerk out on her attitude, but I just decided to ignore it as I coughed into my hand, "Yeah, I was just wondering if you had any...larger condoms?"
The clerk raised an eyebrow and looked me up and down, before letting out a derisive snort, "Really? Don't you have a life to live or something?"
"I'm sorry?" I replied, confused at what I could have possibly said to piss the girl off, "I just asked if you have bigger-"
"Yeah, I heard you the first time," The clerk interrupted with a roll of her eyes, "I also know that there's no way that you're that big down there, it's like impossible. You probably got a little shrimp dick and just want an ego boost by having me go into the back and pull out the extra-large condoms."
"First of all, it's not impossible; second of all, it's not an ego trip. I just need a larger size, that's all there is to it," I answered, trying to sound as reasonable as possible.
However, as the clerk crossed her arms and raised her eyebrow at me, it was evident she wasn't buying my story. Letting out a frustrated sigh, I reached up and pinched the bridge of my nose, "Look, what is it going to take to get what I need?"
The clerk stared at me for a moment as she chewed her lip before she shrugged, "Alright then, come with me."
"What?"
Instead of answering me, the clerk grabbed my hand and started pulling me towards the back of the store, "Hey, where the hell are you taking me?"
"Relax, guy, you're like twice my size," The clerk muttered with an eye roll as she stopped in front of a door with a number pad that she quickly typed a code into. A second later, the door opened, revealing a small storage closet. "Come on!"
With another sharp tug, the clerk pulled me into the closet before quickly closing the door and putting herself between me and it. "Okay, what the hell is going on?"
The clerk grinned as she stared up at me like a fox who had caught the canary, "Well, you asked what it was going to take to get the condoms you want, right?"
I crossed my arms, "Yes, but I don't see how a storage closet is going to-"
"Well, I assume you didn't want to be seen on camera whipping out your dick," The clerk muttered, leaving me at a loss for words, "W-why would I ever?"
"Look, the easiest way to prove that you actually need the larger size is if I can confirm with my own two eyes," The clerk answered with a shrug as if her hands were tied, "So hurry up, I don't have all day."
"You think I'm just gonna expose myself to a complete stranger?" I asked, completely miffed, unable to believe the situation I found myself in.
The clerk rolled her eyes, "Ugh, fine, my name is Summer, nice to meet you. There we're not strangers anymore, now stop wasting my time."
"That doesn't-" I cut myself off, realizing that this was taking far longer than it needed to, 'Fuck it.'
Reaching down, I unbuttoned my pants before grabbing them and my underwear and pulling them down, "There, are you happy now?"
I watched Summer's eyes grow wide as saucers as she stared between my legs, "Holy shit...you weren't lying."
"Of course I wasn't," I growled as I went to pull up my pants, "Now, go get my condoms and I'll be on my way."
"Ah, not so fast there!" Summer exclaimed, holding up a hand even though her eyes were still fixated on my crotch, "I need to see it hard."
"Are you really that desperate for dick?" I swore, "And I hate to break it to you, but I just can't get hard when I want?"
Summer clicked her tongue, but instead of arguing with me, she grabbed the hem of her shirt, pulling the fabric up past her breast, which sprang free with an enticing bounce, "There, happy now, perv?"
"Says the hypocrite of the fucking century," I muttered angrily while glancing at Summer's chest, which I had to admit was quite nice and perky, with enough to fondle and feel, "Also, you really think a pair of tits is enough to get me excited?"
"Ugh," Summer groaned, but instead of just letting the subject drop, she turned around and dropped her pants instead, revealing a pair of purple lace panties stretched over her surprisingly fat and round ass. I was so distracted by the view that I didn't notice how close she got until her ass was pressed against my crotch, "W-woah, what the fuck are you doing?"
"Uh, getting you hard, duh?" She replied as if it were the most obvious thing in the world while glancing over her shoulder to stare at me, "Now just shut up and enjoy it."
Before I could respond, Summer reached back and grabbed my cock, sandwiching it between her two soft cheeks before she started to twerk using her ass to jerk me off.
I let out a surprised grunt, caught off guard by the move, which felt better than it had any right to as Summer clenched her ass, turning her cheeks into a vice around my cock, 'Damnit!'
Part of me wanted to be prideful and push Summer away, but I couldn't ignore my base nature, and with a grunt, I reached out and grabbed Summer's hips, holding her steady as I started to thrust my hips.
Summer let a triumphant laugh as she arched her back, pushing out her ass, "There you go, I was starting to wonder if you like guys or something."
Hearing her cocky voice flipped a dark switch inside of me, 'It's time to show this bitch who's in charge.'