Blue Water Goddess: "Hahahaha, this goddess is indeed destined! As expected, no matter where I am, I am an extremely great existence!"
Blue Water Goddess: "You mortals, hurry up and praise me! Hahahahaha."
Whitebeard: "Hmm? Does this new guy have some serious brain disease? Hmm, I remember what this disease was called?"
Black Jack: "Mental illness. Judging from his current comments, he's probably suffering from paranoia."
Black Jack: "Because I've read too many games and comics, I think I'm some special being, and I can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore."
[Dad: "Poor thing! Hey, I wonder if exorcism rituals will be of any use?"]
I'm not being wicked: "What you said is wrong. I think she's just being silly."
"Hmm!"
Aqua looked at the comments in the chat group and felt very angry. Her cheeks suddenly puffed up!
She's a goddess! Normally, anyone who sees her in heaven would be polite, but these guys actually dare to call themselves a psychotic goddess!
God's punishment, God's punishment must be given!
"Eh? This chat group seems different from the one on my phone. Why can't I find the complaint button?"
Aqua searched foolishly for a long time, wanting to complain, report, and block the person, but she couldn't find the corresponding function after searching for a long time.
"Oh, this chat group is a super powerful thing that transcends all realms. It's not an app on your phone, so it's unlikely to have those functions."
Aqua realized it belatedly, and then suddenly felt even angrier. No, she had to curse back.
Blue Water Goddess: "I really am a goddess, Water Goddess Aqua, I'm super powerful!"
I'm not some weird "Goddess... Sutra, hahahaha."
Blue Water Goddess: "I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of holy water! I know from your name that you're not a good person. You must be evil!"
[Golden Donut: "A goddess is supposed to be elegant, dignified, beautiful, and intelligent. It's over! My dream is shattered!"]
[I'm not being eccentric: "So she's not a goddess, she's a psychopath."]
I'm not being wicked: "By the way, why didn't you say your standard lines this time? Could it be that you've evolved from a robot into a human?!"
[Golden Donut: "No, I'm going to say it now. My name is Giorno Giovanna, and I have a dream!"]
[The Treasure Chest Elf: "Ah, it's the same familiar look, the same familiar conversation, everything is so messed up."]
Blue Water Goddess: "Don't start chatting on your own. Listen to me."
[Blue Water Goddess: "I really am a goddess. I'm not lying to you. I really am a goddess!"]
Aqua got even angrier. Why didn't anyone believe she was a goddess? She didn't hide her identity. Why couldn't anyone see her goddess-like aura?
"Well, it must be because I don't have a servant who matches my status. Angel, angel, come here."
Aqua called a blonde angel over, and the two of them stood together and took a photo, which was then sent to the group.
[Blue Water Goddess: "Look carefully, I really am a goddess!"]
Everyone exclaimed in surprise as they looked at the photos Aqua sent.
[The Treasure Chest Lover: "Ah! It looks so grand and huge!"]
I'm not being wicked. "Huh? Something's wrong. Fufu, what are you talking about? It's so big?"
[The Treasure Chest Elf: "Of course it's height, what else could it be?"]
[I'm not being wicked: "Oh, I forgot you're not only flat but also short. By the way, is little Philen taller than you now?"]
[The Elf Who Loves Treasure Chests: "There seems to be something wrong with my magic wand. Please stick your head over here and help me take a look."]
[Golden Donut: "Very good! Although he has some mental issues, his appearance and temperament are really good."]
Blue Water Goddess: "Hehehe, praise me a little more. I can handle it."
Whitebeard: "Well, especially that blond hair. It looks really nice. I also had blond hair when I was young."
[Golden Donut: "Blonde hair, awesome, right?"]
The two blondes sighed at this time.
"Hmm? Blonde?"
Aqua looked at her aqua blue hair, then at her servant angel, and for a moment she felt as if something was wrong.
Black Jack: "Your blond hair and pure white wings do give you a bit of a godly air, but that blue guy next to you looks a bit goofy."
Black Jack: "He exudes a... well, how should I put it, an air of unreliability."
Captain Yamamoto: "Selecting a deputy is a very important matter. Don't just pick someone casually."
Blue Water Goddess: "No, no, no! What the hell are you guys talking about?"
Blue Water Goddess: "Look carefully, everyone! That beautiful girl with blue hair is me!"
Blue Water Goddess: "That blonde is just a servant angel who takes care of my life! I am the Water Goddess!"
[Blue Water Goddess: "Take a good look at my long blue hair! It's so beautiful!"]
The chat group fell silent for a moment. They were not joking just now. They really thought that the blonde was the goddess and the blue one might be a pet.
I'm not being wicked: "Ahem, ahem, @WhitebeardOldMan, you said before that the sea king meat over there is delicious."
[I'm not a sly person: "Send me one, so I can try it too."]
Whitebeard: "Gulala, no problem. I've been practicing your regimen these days, and my health has improved."
Whitebeard: "To repay you, I will personally capture a thousand-meter-long sea king to serve you as a snack.
[The Treasure Chest Lover: "Over a thousand meters! It's so huge! I wonder what it tastes like?"]
I'm not being wicked: "When it's ready, everyone can have a piece and enjoy it together."
[Blue Water Goddess: "Hey, hey, hey, don't try to get away with this. Wait, I have something important to do. I'll talk to you after I finish it.
The angel beside Aqua took out a stack of documents and handed them to her, then began to tell her about the next task.
"Lady Aqua, next up is a guy who just died in Japan, an eighteen-year-old boy. Hmm, he's a good candidate for reincarnation into another world."
"How did an eighteen-year-old boy die?"
Aqua then put the documents on the table. She was too lazy to look at those things. These things should be done by angels.
She is the great water goddess Aqua! The main deity of water with followers across many worlds!
"On my way out to buy something, I saw a young girl about to be hit by a car, so I stepped forward and pushed her away."
"Huh? Dying to save others, that sounds like a pretty good guy, right? He should be eligible to go to heaven, right?"
"No, he didn't die trying to save someone. It was just a tractor that was driving by, and it wasn't trying to hit the girl."
"The driver and the girl knew each other, they were just waving and saying hello, and the boy was a NEET who stayed up late playing games.
"I had hallucinations and rushed over to push the girl away. Then I thought I was going to be hit, so I fainted and became incontinent."
"ah?!"
Aqua's eyes widened, the situation gradually becoming interesting: "And then? How did he die?"
"Then the boy was rushed to the hospital. In his final moments of consciousness, he heard the doctors and nurses laughing, and he couldn't help but faint on the spot, then died of a cardiac arrest."
The blonde angel was obviously trying to hold back her laughter when she said this. She was a professional angel and normally wouldn't laugh!
"Kusikusikusi, I've been in this business for a long time and I thought I'd seen all sorts of weird ways of dying, but this is the first time I've seen it.
"That's hilarious."
Aqua couldn't help it anymore, she held her stomach and started laughing, her laughter sounded full of sarcasm.
(This laugh was indeed used by Aqua in the first season, you can check it out for yourself.)
"Puff."
The blonde angel looked at Aqua who was laughing so hard that she couldn't help laughing too. They both laughed for a long time until tears came out.
"Aqua-sama, are you saying that this peculiar young man should be sent to heaven?"
"No, no, how can we send a guy like that to heaven? Let's just send him to another world. It will definitely be very interesting."
At this time, Aqua also gave up the idea of sending this weirdo to heaven. Heaven was too boring and could not accommodate such an interesting soul.
"By the way, what happened to that young man in the end?"
Aqua asked curiously.
"The girl was fine originally, but she was pushed and fell to the ground. She had some minor scratches, but nothing serious."
"Afterwards, she participated in the operation to save that boy without any resentment. She's a very good girl."
The angel spoke.
"Hmm, she's a very nice girl."
Aqua nodded, and then the magic circle in front of her began to flicker. "You go down first, and leave the rest to me."
"Hahaha, no, I want to laugh when I think about it."
Aqua tried hard to adjust her emotions, trying to show her dignity as a goddess, and then took photos and sent them to the group.
Let those bastards who laughed at me see my divine power!
At this moment in the everyday world.
"My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I'm an ordinary psychic. I know some people will complain when I say this.
"It's hilarious that someone with the power to destroy the world would call himself ordinary."
"But actually, the world I live in is a funny world. There's a saying that goes, don't compete with funny characters in combat.
"Huh? You asked me why I didn't speak in the chat group just now?"
"Because it's troublesome. The chat group is troublesome, the people in it are troublesome, and I don't like trouble."
"I just want to live an ordinary and peaceful life, so I have to avoid all troubles and hide my superpower identity."
"I have to pretend I know nothing. Well, I'm a newbie, I'm a noob, I'm the newcomer Saiki Kusuo."
"Kusuo, what are you talking about in the mirror? Stop playing now. I bought you your favorite coffee jelly.
Come and eat quickly.
Kurumi Saiki looked at her son talking to himself in the mirror. She was a little confused and then didn't care.
She has two sons. One is Saiki Kusuo, a natural born genius with super powers. He is the strongest in the world at a young age.
Although her son has super powers, his mother still loves him and treats him like an ordinary child, caring and protecting him.
The second son is a super genius inventor with an IQ of 218. Well, both sons are godlike!
And she is the Mother of God!
"Here I come, Mom."
"As you can all see, my mother is a beautiful, kind, and wonderful woman who deeply values her family."
"I was born different from ordinary people, but my mother didn't care at all. Instead, she always encouraged me not to care.
"She even said that no matter what I look like, I am her favorite child."
Saiki Kusuo blushed slightly when he said this, but then he returned to normal and took a bite of the coffee jelly. Hmm, it was super delicious.
At this time, Saiki Kurumi suddenly received a call saying that her son had been in a car accident and needed a large sum of money!
"Hey! It's Xiaokong! Don't be afraid, Xiaokong. Mommy will come to find you soon!"
Kurumi Saiki immediately believed the voice on the phone and prepared to pack up to look for her eldest son.
"Well, my mother is a very kind person. Her dream is that there will be no more war in the world, so she always treats everyone with the best attitude.
"That's when I need to help."
Saiki Kusuo used his superpowers to send a message to each of his Saiki Sousukes, and then waited quietly.
"Ding-ling-ling."
"The phone rang after a while."
"Hello?"
"Mom, I"
Saiki Sousuke's voice came from the other end of the line.
"Hey, Xiaokong, how are you now? Was the car accident serious? Don't worry, no matter how much money you ask for, Mom will sell the house right now and come find you!"
"Mom, I'm fine. That was a scam call, but don't worry, I've already found their location and called the police to have them arrested."
"By the way, Mom, your birthday is coming soon. I'm sorry, I can't go back this year, but I have prepared a gift for you.
"Well, I'm glad Xiaokong is okay."
When Kurumi Saiki heard that her son was fine, she immediately smiled happily. In her heart, family is the most important thing.
Although she is a little naive, too kind, and too gullible, she has a family that loves her.
"I'm back!"
At this time, Saiki Kusuo's father came back.
"Well, this person is my father."
Saiki Kusuo looked at his father coldly, not because he disliked him, but because he was simply too lazy to introduce him.
Compared to his mother, Saiki Kuniharu's status in the family is ranked last, and the pets in the family have a higher status than him.
After eating the coffee jelly, Saiki Kusuo prepared to go to school and start his peaceful and ordinary day.
I'm not being shady: "@Qi Mu Kusuo, brother, are you talking? You haven't said anything since you joined the group?"
I'm not a jerk: "Don't be nervous, we're all very easy to talk to. Oh, and you're not a superpower, are you?!"
Qin Qi looked at the name Saiki Kusuo and couldn't remember who the other person was for a moment. After thinking carefully, he remembered that there was a very powerful superpower named Saiki Kusuo in daily anime.
ah.
Saiki Kusuo: "No, I'm just an ordinary high school student, not someone with super powers."
[I'm not being weird: "Oh, want to have barbecue together?"]
[The Elf Who Loves Treasure Chests: "I just bought some sweet desserts. Let's share some."]
[I'm not a sly person: "Forget it. Things from the magical world might contain some special energy. Don't let ordinary people eat them and make them burst." Okay.]
Kusuo Saiki looked at the sweet dessert, hesitated for a fraction of a second, and then answered immediately.
Saiki Kusuo: "I'm not an ordinary person. I have superpowers. I can eat sweet desserts."
Saiki Kusuo was instantly defeated by the dessert from another world! Today's battle is a victory for food!
Because I saw someone asked for more chat group content, so this one came up as requested!