Renji's mom opened the door, paused, and closed it again. she sighed, kicked the wall a few times and dug her nails on her face
It was the third time she'd caught her son with his pants around his ankles—but this time, he had a Bluetooth speaker blasting hentai and a makeshift.... taped on his desk
"You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore," she muttered as she walked away, defeated.
Renji groaned from the floor, wiping sweat off his face.
He was 18, horny, shameless, and proud. A walking ejaculation with wifi access.
"It's called hands-free immersion, Mom!!" he yelled after her.
"I'm an innovator! A pioneer!"
His walls were plastered with NSFW anime posters, mostly girls with thighs so thick they could crush motorcycles. His browser history was a war crime.
And yet, he wasn't a loser.
Renji was charismatic, hot in a bisexual gremlin way, and had more exes than notebooks. Most of his classmates either wanted to date him or stab him.
Preferably both.
"Hnnnggh~ Onii-ch—"
He shut off the speaker.
it was almost time to meet up with Rika.
They had a mission tonight.
The Forbidden Adult-Only Anime Expo had come to town—and underaged degenerates like them?
They weren't welcome.
Which is why they were going in disguised.
💋 Rika
Rika was 18, pretty, hot in more ways than one and terminally unhinged, She had a voice like honeyed sin and a mind that made hentai authors cry.
Right now, she was editing a fanfic where Gojo Satoru got railed by Sukuna in a bathhouse made of curse paste.
"Hmm… too emotional. Needs more spit maybe?."
She was dressed in an oversized hoodie, bike shorts, and knee-high socks, sipping from a cup that said:
"World's #1 Thigh Enthusiast"
she was distracted by a notification on her phone:
Renji: "Ready to corrupt our souls?"
Rika: "Already corrupted. I'm just upgrading."
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Outside the towering building, dozens of degenerates in cosplay lined the streets.
Inside? Paradise: body pillows, hentai VR booths, "lick-the-screen" stations, and the 18+ doujin vault.
But Renji and Rika didn't have tickets. no no, that was for amatures.
They had fake mustaches.
"We look like bootleg Mario siblings" Renji whispered.
"Shut up and act old" Rika snapped, puffing her chest.
They snuck past security, obviously seen as adults in mario cosplay, high-fived, and turned a corner—
—straight into a giant inflatable hentai octopus display that had just collapsed.
There was a moment of silence.
Then—
"IS IT EATING US?!"
"WHY IS IT SO SLIMY?!"
"OH GOD IT'S LUBED—"
They were suffocated by synthetic tentacles and dragged into the void.
No heroic last words.
Just:
"Tell my fanfic followers... I was close... to finishing… "
Darkness. and then
A soft glow.
Warmth.
Boobs.
Renji blinked awake.
Rika sat up next to him.
They were floating in an endless pink galaxy full of sparkles, cat faces, and vibrating magic cats and a lot of trash.
A lot of trash
And in front of them…
A cat-eared woman lounging on a moon-shaped throne, licking a popsicle suggestively.
She wore a sheer white robe, thigh-highs, and little else, Her smile was wicked. Her voice, sweeter than sin.
"Welcome to the afterlife, sluts~!"
Renji and Rika stared, slack-jawed.
"Are… are we in horny heaven?" Renji whispered.
"Nah," the woman grinned. "You're in my domain."
She licked her lips, tail swaying.
"Name's Nyami. Goddess of Fiction. Patron Saint of Fanservice. And lucky for you two degenerates… I'm recruiting!!"
Rika slowly raised her hand.
"Do we get to live again?"
"Mmmhm," Nyami purred. "But not just live. You'll jump into all your favorite fiction worlds. Anime, manhwa, novels... anything goes."
"There's a catch, isn't there?" Renji muttered. was he going to be on a list when his browsing history was found out?
Nyami giggled, her eyes gleaming.
"Of course! You get a wish every time you enter a world, im so kind arent i? you can pick the most op ability to even..... hehe… but each wish comes with a spicy side effect."
"Spicy?" Rika raised an eyebrow.
"Could be fun, could be cursed! Maybe your tongue becomes an erogenous zone. Maybe you fall in love with the villain. Or maybe… you get a voice that moans when you lie." She winked. "It's all random~"
Renji grinned like a pervert reborn.
"...Rika."
"Yeah?"
"Best. Death. Ever!?"