By drinking a fluid with an explosively awesome taste, you turned into the Ultimate Chad.
- You gain a new body that sits at the peak of your species' capability. You may choose to look similar to your old self or like someone completely different. In either choice, your features will be enhanced to peak handsomeness, essentially making you into a walking wet dream.
- You became supernaturally good at sex, able to instinctively know what your partner wants and needs to make them feel good, even when it shouldn't be possible. This ability is so effective that you can turn even an experienced primordial goddess of sex into babbling ahegao puddles.
- You gain infinite stamina when having sex, and your refractory periods are under your complete control.
- Your cum is delicious, highly nutritious, and slightly addictive. Someone can easily live off a diet wholly composed of your cum if they want/need it, though they will become a junkie for it.
- You can only impregnate someone if you want to, and when you do, the pregnancy is one hundred per cent guaranteed, even if it shouldn't have been possible.
- Each of your sons will be Chads themselves, though to a far lesser degree than you, and each of your daughters will be extraordinarily beautiful Stacies that are destined to fall in love and lust after you.
- You have a passive ability always to say and do the right things to get into a woman's good grace, but only when you are not paying attention to it. When you are actively trying to get into a woman's pants, this ability becomes active, and you will supernaturally know what to say and do to achieve this goal. Be warned, though, that some women need more work than others, but you can woo anything with enough effort.
- Women in relationships are much more vulnerable to your charms than women who aren't. For example, it may take months of hard work to bone a lesbian feminazi that hates men with undying passion. Still, if this feminazi is in a happy lesbian relationship, it will only take a few weeks instead. Married women are particularly vulnerable to you, needing only a few days or hours of work.
- A woman that you successfully managed to have sex with becomes a 'conquest', and you may figuratively or literally mark her. Each of your conquests is moderately loyal to you at the moment of the first lay; it is up to you how you foster this loyalty or let it die.
- You may influence the feelings a conquest has for you, from friendly attraction to undying, madding love. However, the process isn't instantaneous.
- For every woman you 'conquer', you gain one or several boons related to the powers and abilities the woman has. Usually, it's a copy of their power or ability, but it can be something similar or related to it. For example, you bang a common housewife; you learn how to cook; you bang a witch; you gain the capability to use her kind of magic and learn several of her spells; you bang a kunoichi, you learn how to ninja, gain the ability to use chakra, learn several of her jutsus and maybe gain a copy of her bloodline ability.
- Each ability and power you gain has unlimited potential to grow and evolve, even when it shouldn't. You can also unlock the hidden potential of the powers and abilities of your conquests during sex if you choose.
- You can now use sex to replace training; an hour of sex is the same as an hour of hard and fulfilling training, complete with insights and experience of how to use your powers and abilities better. This benefit increases the more partners you fuck at the same time. This ability can be shared with the partner/s that you are having sex at the time if you want.
- You learn how to perform a complex tantric ritual that lets you travel to other worlds. However, the aim of this ritual is very faulty, and you may end up in a world you didn't intend to go to. There is also a 'cool down' period for the ritual to be used again; this can range from a few days to a full month, depending on the world.
- You learn how to do a simple ritual to travel back to the worlds you've been to before; these can be done in a few minutes and don't need a 'cooldown'; however, each time you are in a completely new world, it will need time to tune your metaphysical presence to your relative position in the multiverse, reentering it useless for a period of time that can range from a few days to a full month depending on the world.
- Fate itself conspires to make your life 'interesting' and throw hot women your way; this can be a blessing or a curse.
- Your Essence can't be stolen, copied, removed or manipulated.