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Chapter 1 - Chad Zeus

There was thunder when he was born. One single lightning split the skies and heralded his arrival. The world changed, fate changed, more than it was supposed to originally.

A heartbeat echoed through the God Sphere, a gentle pulse that permeated deep into the crust of the Earth and far above into the void of space. In the Ideon Cave, which can be found on the tallest mountain in Crete, Mount Ida, hidden from most eyes by a divine mist, a newborn took its breath and cried for the first time. 

But this was no ordinary cry and no ordinary child. Mount Ida trembled subtly, not from the power of the cry, but in reverence of what was to come.

Zeus. 

The sixth child, born of Rhea and her husband Kronos, the Titan of Time and ruler of the cosmos. 

Zeus was born through fate and paradox. It was said that he would be born, planned this way... it had to happen. However, something was different, something had happened that no one, not even the highest of authorities of this large and mighty Multiverse, could have predicted, or prevented. A mortal soul, one from another world entirely, had been cast from death and hurled through realities into rebirth. And it reached the newly created soul of Zeus. But the mortal soul had not merely entered the body of Zeus; it had fused with it. Two spirits, two souls amalgamated and given rise to a new destiny. An even greater one.

Was the world ready? 

The boy was taken and cradled in the arms of Gaia herself as the proud grandmother looked at him and saw his great power and potential. A different kind that she had seen yet. Different from her children, the Titans, but also different from the previous children of Rhea. Gaia thought back to the start of the events that led to this moment. 

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A long time ago, Gaia had helped her children, the Titans, overthrow their father, Uranus. Uranus, the Primordial of the Sky, pressed up against Gaia, the Earth, and imprisoned his children inside her womb, stopping them from leaving. 

Gaia wasn't pleased with her husband's behaviour and decided that she needed to hide Kronos and then help him take over the throne later in life. Gaia gifted her son a powerful sickle. When Uranus was once again about to sleep with Gaia, Kronos was there and castrated Uranus and then threw his genitals in the sea. 

Together with his siblings, Kronos fought and defeated their father Uranus once and for all, with Kronos taking up his throne. Right before he died, Uranus gave his son Kronos a prophecy. He warned him that one of his children would do the same to him as Kronos had done to his father. He would be overthrown. 

Terrified, he did what one never should: he tried to escape the prophecy. This led to Kronos, consuming each child as soon as they were born. Hestia, the firstborn, Demeter, the second, Hera, the third, Hades, the eldest son and finally Poseidon. One by one, they were swallowed by Kronos and disappeared into his stomach, swallowed whole and imprisoned.

Rhea, his queen, was shattered. She was the goddess of motherhood, and to see her husband do what he did to five of her children broke her.

After the fifth child was swallowed, she could no longer bear it and turned to Gaia, her mother, for wisdom. Gaia, who was disappointed by her son's actions, particularly his imprisonment of the Hecantochires and Cyclops, his siblings, devised a plan, one that would allow her to both free her other children and stop Kronos. 

And now, Zeus was born. Rhea followed Gaia's advice. She wrapped a stone in cloth and then went to Mount Othrys to present it to Kronos as he arrived to check on his youngest child. The King, too arrogant and unbothered to question his wife, swallowed the stone without looking closely at it and declared that another threat to his rule had been prevented. However, the real Zeus was kept hidden among the forests and slopes of sacred Mount Ida.

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The reincarnated essence, which was now a part of Zeus, had lived a mortal life once. A life bound by limitation, by mortality, by weakness and regret. Suez was his name, and he looked at the goat in front of him. The reincarnated essence of him had taken over a significant part of Zeus' personality and character, since he was older than the newborn. He wasn't stronger, and their souls were now one anyway, but that part of him that held his memories and personality had taken the front seat. That meant that while he was no longer Suez, the mortal from before, he would also never become the same Zeus from the myths. He was now an amalgamation.

Suez knew about Zeus and the Greek Myths, and funnily enough, he never liked Zeus. He didn't like his r*pey nature and the way he stuck his meat in every hole he could find. He was not like Zeus at all; you could say that Suez was Zeus's complete opposite. 

The irony was not lost to him. 

Nevertheless, even if he was not like that, he was now Zeus and that brought with it several problems and difficulties. Especially since he had received additional information, which added to his mind. 

The Essence of the Ultimate Chad.

That's right. Zeus, the King of Olympus, the God of Gods, the philanderer extreme, was now also given the Essence of the Ultimate Chad. This would make it even harder not to become like Zeus. A lot harder. 

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By drinking a fluid with an explosively awesome taste, you turned into the Ultimate Chad.

- You gain a new body that sits at the peak of your species' capability. You may choose to look similar to your old self or like someone completely different. In either choice, your features will be enhanced to peak handsomeness, essentially making you into a walking wet dream.

- You became supernaturally good at sex, able to instinctively know what your partner wants and needs to make them feel good, even when it shouldn't be possible. This ability is so effective that you can turn even an experienced primordial goddess of sex into babbling ahegao puddles.

- You gain infinite stamina when having sex, and your refractory periods are under your complete control.

- Your cum is delicious, highly nutritious, and slightly addictive. Someone can easily live off a diet wholly composed of your cum if they want/need it, though they will become a junkie for it.

- You can only impregnate someone if you want to, and when you do, the pregnancy is one hundred per cent guaranteed, even if it shouldn't have been possible.

- Each of your sons will be Chads themselves, though of less potency than you, and each of your daughters will be extraordinarily beautiful Stacies that are destined to fall in love and lust after you.

- You have a passive ability always to say and do the right things to get into a woman's good grace, but only when you are not paying attention to it. When you are actively trying to get into a woman's pants, this ability becomes active, and you will supernaturally know what to say and do to achieve this goal. Be warned, though, that some women need more work than others, but you can woo anything with enough effort.

- Women in relationships are much more vulnerable to your charms than women who aren't. For example, it may take months of hard work to bone a lesbian feminazi that hates men with undying passion. Still, if this feminazi is in a happy lesbian relationship, it will only take a few weeks instead. Married women are particularly vulnerable to you, needing only a few days or hours of work.

- A woman that you successfully managed to have sex with becomes a 'conquest', and you may figuratively or literally mark her. Each of your conquests is moderately loyal to you at the moment of the first lay; it is up to you how you foster this loyalty or let it die.

- You may influence the feelings a conquest has for you, from friendly attraction to undying, madding love. However, the process isn't instantaneous.

- For every woman you 'conquer', you gain one or several boons related to the powers and abilities the woman has. Normally, it's a copy of their power or ability, but it can be something similar or related to it. For example, you bang a common housewife; you learn how to cook; you bang a witch; you gain the capability to use her kind of magic and learn several of her spells; you bang a kunoichi, you learn how to ninja, gain the ability to use chakra, learn several of her jutsus and maybe gain a copy of her bloodline ability.

- Each ability and power you gain has unlimited potential to grow and evolve, even when it shouldn't. You can also unlock the hidden potential of the powers and abilities of your conquests during sex if you choose.

- You can now use sex to replace training; an hour of sex is the same as an hour of hard and fulfilling training, complete with insights and experience of how to use your powers and abilities better. This benefit increases the more partners you fuck at the same time. This ability can be shared with the partner/s that you are having sex at the time if you want.

- You learn how to perform a complex tantric ritual that lets you travel to other worlds. However, the aim of this ritual is very faulty, and you may end up in a world you didn't intend to go to. There is also a 'cool down' period for the ritual to be used again; this can range from a few days to a whole month, depending on the world.

- You learn how to do a simple ritual to travel back to the worlds you've been to before; these can be done in a few minutes and don't need a 'cooldown'; however, each time you are in a completely new world, it will need time to tune your metaphysical presence to your relative position in the Multiverse, reentering it useless for a period that can range from a few days to a whole month depending on the world.

- Fate itself conspires to make your life 'interesting' and throw hot women your way; this can be a blessing or a curse.

- Your Essence can't be stolen, copied, removed or manipulated. 

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Zeus almost slapped his forehead. Why was this essence so lewd? 

He suddenly felt it, something was happening to him, like billions of ants walking all over his body. His physique, which was already divine from the start, chanced slightly into an even more perfect form. He didn't see himself, but the way the Nymphs looked at him strangely and even Gaia, his own grandmother no less, regarded him with an amused, almost maternal lust.

A shudder ran down Zeus' spine as he saw that, and he closed his eyes. She wouldn't do anything to an infant, right? ... Right?

Zeus almost groaned as he realised that it would be very hard to have standards and be respectful. He thought about it. What should he do now? Not only was the original Zeus favoured by fate, but now it was pushed beyond the previous limits. Could he fight that? 

No, not really. But he could change things slightly. 

The original Zeus had taken what he wanted without care. Seduced, ravaged, bred and discarded women without care in the world. He let Artemis kill the mother of Hermes, cheated on Hera over and over and over again, and consumed Metis as she was pregnant with their child.... It wasn't good. Now, he found himself being the most potent sex symbol the cosmos had ever known. 

It was frustrating in a way.

Zeus came to a decision. He couldn't fight who and what he now was. As Zeus, he would naturally have desires, and since he was a god, they would be seriously stronger than those Zeus ever had. So he would indulge in his desires, but always with consent, never through force or trickery. He also thought to himself that it would be best if he never married, and he told the women outright that he wouldn't ever be faithful to them. If they still agreed, then that was that. 

Most importantly, he needed to surpass the original Zeus in power. Because he knew where he was, and it was dangerous. He was in the DC Comics Multiverse. Suez liked to read comics and watch movies, but not so much anime and manga. So he needed to train, and since he had a godly physiology, he would start very soon. 

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