"You're not trying to sneak out, are you? Or maybe punch your way out?" the Third chuckled. He didn't truly believe Sakura and the others would betray the village, so his words were clearly meant as a joke.
"Of course not! We're all Konoha ninjas. Why would we betray the village for no reason?" Sakura raised an eyebrow, her smile brimming with mischief. "That is, unless you're planning to laugh this hard later too, Third Grandpa!"
"Oh? Sakura, if you've got any tricks, just bring them on—I'll take them all!" the Third waved his hand heroically, boldly declaring.
Naruto.
Sakura gave Naruto a knowing look and took a step back, letting him have the spotlight.
"Plan Number One."
"Got it."
Naruto grinned and formed the hand seal for Transformation Jutsu. The Third raised an eyebrow, eyes gleaming. This was the same trick Naruto had used when they caught Mizuki.
Kakashi tugged his forehead protector down over his left eye. His right eye looked half-closed, but in reality, he was closely watching the smoke from the transformation. This first plan was worth watching—it'd serve as a good warm-up for the ones to follow.
Meanwhile, a certain tsundere aide named Motoi blushed deeply and shut his eyes tight at the thought of this so-called Plan Number One. He was still a pure young man; everything of his was reserved for Brother. Absolutely, he must not be corrupted.
The smoke slowly faded, revealing a blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl in a bikini standing before the Third. She shot him a sultry wink.
"Lord Third, please let us go on a high-level mission, won't you~?"
Naruto gritted his teeth and forced himself to act cute in front of the Third.
"Hm—n-no, you've only just graduated recently. You can't handle high-level missions!" The Third's eyes practically glued themselves to Menko and he started getting a nosebleed, though he stubbornly held his ground.
"Naruto, activate Plan Number Two. Let's give Third Grandpa a stronger stimulus. Old folks get clogged arteries sometimes—a little excitement helps clear things up, you know?" Sakura kept a straight face as she examined Menko's appearance—Naruto's transformation—and made a mental note on how to improve it.
"Sure thing!" Menko flashed a mischievous grin, created multiple shadow clones, and together they all started forming hand seals simultaneously. [Ninjutsu: Harem Illusion Technique!]
Transformation smoke filled the office. Not only did the Third look forward to what came next, but even the hidden Anbu guards watching silently from the shadows wore expressions full of anticipation.
"Lord Third, will you give us a high-level mission?"
"Pleeease, Lord Third~"
"Please, Lord Third, give us a high-level mission!"
A crowd of stunning beauties wearing revealing outfits filled the Hokage Office. Each girl was modeled after anime and game characters Sakura had seen in her past life—cute, enchanting, or sensual. A whole room of uniquely charming girls quickly left Kakashi's mask damp around the nose area. As for Motoi, his face turned redder than a tomato.
In the Third's office, the sound of dripping water echoed from both inside the room and outside the window. Countless drops of red blood splattered onto the floor, nearly staining it completely crimson.
But the real shock came to the Third himself. Surrounded by a crowd of beautiful women, he suddenly spurted out a stream of nosebleed like a dam had just burst open. The sight made Sakura seriously wonder if the Third would bleed to death in an instant.
"I absolutely cannot give you high-level missions!"
The Third struggled to speak, his nosebleed gushing like a running tap.
Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Six: Lowering the Third's IQ [Final]
"Grandpa Thirdie, you're really still refusing to budge?" Sakura's eyes flickered with icy light. If the Third continued to be so stubborn, then she had no choice but to use *that* move.
"N-No way!" The Third panted heavily, his eyeballs practically popping out as noseblood soaked his Hokage Cloak, staining the robe with red.
"Then Grandpa Thirdie, don't blame me for what comes next!" Sakura closed her eyes briefly. That technique was too brutal—she felt queasy just thinking about it. But since the Third wouldn't budge, mutual pain it was then!
"Naruto, Plan Three: IQ Reduction Strike."
"Do we really have to go this far?" Naruto, now transformed into Menko, couldn't stop himself from shuddering—his face turned green with dread. He truly didn't want to use that move—it was far too brutal with the Sexy Jutsu involved!
"Just endure it. To leave the village successfully," Sakura took a deep breath and patted Naruto's shoulder, giving him a solemn look, as though entrusting the fate of the world to him.
"Alright! For Sakura, and for leaving the village... I'll do it!" Naruto took a deep breath, fire blazing in his eyes like a doomed hero stepping into the abyss.
First, he dispelled his Shadow Clone. Then, after another deep breath, Naruto activated his Transformation Jutsu once more. "[Secret Ultimate Technique: Sexy Jutsu – IQ Reduction Strike]!"
Kakashi yanked his forehead protector down over both eyes and tugged his mask up tighter, like he wished he could vanish completely.
Meanwhile, Sasuke, who usually blushed at such sights, turned pale, shut his eyes tightly, and spun around to face away from the Third and the others.
As the smoke cleared, the first thing before the Third was once again a seductive figure clad only in a bikini. He looked somewhat disappointed, thinking there was nothing new here. With that thought, he slowly raised his gaze.
"PUAHHH!"
A massive spray of blood burst from the Third's mouth. The warmth in his body vanished in an instant, replaced by icy dread. His stomach churned violently, as if about to expel all his internal organs, while every trace of color drained from his face, leaving it ghostly pale.
"Third-sama, my beloved Sarutobii~! Pleaseeee give us a high-level mission~!"
A slightly aged and teasingly elongated voice rang out, and the Third vomited blood even more violently. His face now resembled dough smeared with flour. Kakashi, still covering his eyes, and Sasuke, turned firmly away, couldn't help trembling simultaneously. Heaven knew how much torment they'd endured when Sakura personally tested this technique on them earlier—it was pure torment, they'd rather die than go through that again.
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