A young, sexy body in a bikini sparked instant excitement, but the face on top created a stark contrast between paradise and horror.
"Sarutobi-fei, please..."
Naruto, wearing the face of Koharu Utatane, desperately held back his urge to vomit while acting shyly seductive, causing the Third Hokage to throw up again as expected.
"Lord Third Hokage, why does it smell like blood? Sorry for interrupting."
A staff member opened the door and asked in confusion, but before finishing his sentence, he slammed the door shut. Oh no, what had he just seen?! Elder Koharu Utatane calling the Third Hokage "Sarutobi-fei"? And flirting with him too? And Lord Third even nosebleeding?
Good grief, was he hallucinating? Had someone cast an illusion technique on him? How could Elder Koharu and Lord Third possibly behave this way? Well, then again, they were old classmates. Plus, Lord Third's wife had died during the Nine-Tails incident years ago. After so many years of being single, and with Koharu offering comfort as an old classmate, maybe sparks really did fly between them.
Leaning against the door, the staff member had a completely horrified expression, his mind spinning with wild thoughts. He hadn't actually seen Naruto's transformed body—only focused on that face before shutting the door and imagining all sorts of situations.
"Grandpa Third Hokage, can we leave the village now?" Sakura tried her best not to look at the disturbing Sexy Jutsu transformation; afraid her eyes might go blind.
"I..." The Third waved his hand helplessly, indicating surrender, but Sakura misunderstood it as refusal. Instantly, a fierce killing intent flashed in her eyes.
"Naruto, Plan No.4: Enhanced Idiotic Strike!"
"Okay."
Naruto's hands were already trembling, while Kakashi and Sasuke simply crouched into a corner facing the wall, trying not to look at all.
[Ninjutsu: Sexy Jutsu - Enhanced Idiotic Strike]
With a sorrowful heart, Naruto let out a bitter cry. Smoke from the Transformation Jutsu rose, making several Anbu who had fled outside through the office window vomit violently shudder uncontrollably.
"No!" The Third Hokage shouted stubbornly, but it was already too late.
The smoke cleared. Same body, same clothing—but covering the right eye was a familiar face, clearly showing two visible scars on the chin.
"Sarutobi-fei, won't you agree with me just this once?"
Feeling utterly hopeless, Naruto cried bitterly. He himself had already reached his limit, and if the Third still wouldn't surrender, he'd be unable to hold on much longer.
"Ughh!"
This time, the Third didn't just vomit—he spat blood. Seeing Danzo Shimura's face flirting at him made his internal organs ache painfully. Tears filled his eyes, which burned with unbearable pain.
"Lord Third Hokage, sorry for barging in earlier."
*Slam!*
Same staff member, same door-slamming sound. Now, the staff member stood completely dazed. Why did the person in the room suddenly become Elder Danzo Shimura?
Could it actually be... Danzo was flirting with Third Hokage? That's impossible!
"Wait, could it be that Third truly favors Danzo? But they're both men! Hmm, that still doesn't make sense. If they weren't fond of each other, why does Danzo always sneak into the office and come out much later? Goodness gracious, who knew Third Hokage would turn out to be like this?"
A staff member who saw what really happened took off running in a panic. He needed to chat with his best friend immediately to calm down from this emotional breakdown.
"I forfeit, I forfeit!" The Third shouted from inside the room, tears pouring down his face uncontrollably. He just had to be so stubborn. Now look at him—caught totally off guard and paying the price.
"I'll get you an out-of-village mission right away. From now on, you can take whatever missions you want, just don't come bother me anymore, alright?"
The Third felt completely disheartened. If this ever happens again, he might as well retire early!
Chapter 127: Mission to the Land of Waves Secured [Part One]
Seeing that the Third had finally given in, Naruto instantly released his Transformation Jutsu and rushed to the window, barfing like crazy. Even he couldn't handle the nausea anymore.
"Grandpa Third, you know, wouldn't it have been better if you'd surrendered earlier? Why be so stubborn?" Sakura gave a look full of pity, like she was really feeling bad for the Third. "Look at what happened now—you've ended up sickening yourself. It's just not worth it."
"Hehehe..." The Third forced a bitterly melancholic smile. He had wanted to give up sooner but kept vomiting blood until he had no strength left. Besides, hadn't he clearly signaled his defeat by waving his hand? Yet those kids still misunderstood him and hit him with an even stronger attack anyway. What sins had he committed to deserve such punishment at his age?
"Ah, Grandpa Third, please help us find a suitable mission. We need to complete one quickly and get back in time for the Chunin Exams." Suddenly feeling guilty, Sakura glanced around at the blood-stained floor, thinking the elderly Hokage might need a long hospital stay at Konoha Hospital.
"Come back tomorrow," the Third said weakly, giving Sakura a grievous look. Right now, he didn't even have the strength to stand, let alone assign them any missions.
"Sure thing."
Sakura offered an apologetic smile before turning around and helping a weak-legged Naruto outside. Behind her, Kakashi and Sasuke looked horrified—how could the Third have become so pathetic in just a short while when they weren't watching?
On that very day, rumors began spreading throughout Konoha about the secret relationship between Third Hokage, Elder Koharu Utatane, and Danzo. These rumors were so juicy and convincing you'd think they were written in some tell-all book.
Also on that same day, the Third was sent to Konoha Hospital completely drained of energy. After examining him, the doctors found he had severe anemia—an inexplicable medical condition according to Konoha Hospital's entire medical team.
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