Chapter 491: What's Going On! Is Rappa, Dr. Primitive's Failed Product?
[ Little Gui's Livestream ]
"We've knocked down all those fake teachers in the group, and now it's finally the dean's turn!"
"Just as the family guessed before!"
"This old man is the mastermind!"
Little Gui gritted her teeth,
Her face full of indignation!
She had wanted to slash this Profnana for a while now, and now he could finally put it into practice!
Entering the Dean's office.
The spacious room.
Books were neatly arranged on the bookshelves.
And in front of the desk,
Profnana stood with his hands behind his back, seemingly waiting for a long time.
"Dear students, although you neither made an appointment nor knocked on the door, you are still welcome, banana."
Rappa cut straight to the point: "Cut the crap and confess quickly—Your Excellency must be the chief evil spirit of the Evil Ninja Osaru!"
Profnana was stunned for a moment.
He scratched his head.
"Classmate next to you, can you help me translate?"
Dan Heng spoke up: "In short, a meme virus has appeared at Paperfold University, rapidly spreading and infecting the minds of the students."
"Profnana, it is the Slumbernana Monkey, and the one spreading this virus is precisely your subordinate, the BananAdvisor."
Hearing this,
Profnana sneered.
"I thought this class could drag on a little longer."
"Your confession came faster than expected. So, is this really Doctor Primitive's conspiracy?" Dan Heng asked coldly.
"Conspiracy? Bana, bana, bana, you overestimate Penacony too much. How could this money-scented amusement park of a world deserve Doctor's noble human experiments?"
"There is only me here, a second-class research ape, completing my graduation thesis in Penacony: meme-based atavism experiments."
"The thesis is going smoothly; everyone here loves the Slumbernana Monkey, especially young people represented by students. They will create the moment of the new Synesthesia Dream Banan, catalysing its growth, expansion, and even evolution…"
As the Profnana stated this, the bullet comments rolled by continuously!
…
"Sure enough, the Profnana is a member of the AtaviSearch Forest!"
"The ranks of the AtaviSearch Forest members are divided into: Modern, Homo Erectus, Ape. Essentially, it's a regression of human evolutionary history."
"So… Doctor himself didn't come, right?"
"To the person above, if Doctor himself came, the situation would probably be even worse!"
"Doctor Primitive's experiments are all star-extinction level; this kind of petty play doesn't really match his methods for dealing with other planets."
"If he came in person, everyone would probably end up on the set of Rise of the Planet of the Apes."
"Holy shit! A second-class research ape can pull off something like this, and there are first-class research apes and Doctor Primitive above him. Take any one of these people out, and they would cause devastating blows to a civilization!"
"This is the meaning of our Galaxy Rangers' existence; the Company dogs can't get it done, so we'll do it!"
…
Faced with the accusations of the three,
Profnana was not only unpanicked, but also maintained the posture of an old pedant, tirelessly explaining the reasons behind his actions to the three of them.
"Five Amber Eras ago, the Genius Society cultivated a banana that humans considered perfect—the Golden Banan."
"The Golden Banan rapidly dominated the fruit market; it was nutritious, sweet-tasting, and its skin emitted a charming golden luster, making the nights of every interstellar banana plantation shine like the Golden Hour."
"Bananas that can only be artificially propagated have no possibility of evolution. Identical genes endowed them with identical weaknesses. When a fatal space fungus began to spread along the production line…"
"This species that ruled the universe perished in just a few months."
"The precursor to the Banan was the highly fertile Verdant Wild Banana. Without artificial intervention, it should have bloomed with even more colorful brilliance, just like this Penacony."
"But the people here chose a crude imitation: building tall buildings, establishing cities, printing currency, and then willingly becoming a puzzle piece in the cosmic market."
"Just like the Golden Banan, unchanging, fragile at the slightest touch, and ultimately worthless."
"Because it accepted the wrong banan-cation, the Doctor wants to return this misguided world back into an embryo full of potential, giving them a chance to grow again. This is the atavism experiment."
Inside the livestream room,
Many experts in the field of biology suddenly couldn't sit still!
They launched bullet comments one after another!
…
"The consequences of a lack of genetic diversity."
"Oh no, why do I feel like what he's saying makes a bit of sense?"
"Doctor Primitive doesn't just want to cause degradation; he thinks the current evolutionary chain is wrong and wants to go back and cultivate a perfect evolution."
"Actually, I agree with this part, but mature cells can only degenerate back into cancer cells and cannot return to a fertilized egg. Going against the trend is a desecration of life, and natural laws must be respected."
"Yes, for example, an experiment being conducted by scientists on many planets: converting mature cells into stem cells for treatment, but this is completely different from directly degenerating organisms."
"Everything Doctor Primitive does highlights his arrogance and conceit. Degenerating civilizations that he believes have no possibility of further progress and have evolved incorrectly into primitive civilizations—by what right does he get to define that?"
"Even an imperfect ending is something I worked hard to achieve. By what right do you deprive me of the right to walk to the ending?"
"Artificial degradation and the original ancestors are not the same thing. Time is unidirectional, and some things are irreversible."
"The current environment, after a long evolution, can no longer be compared with ancient times."
"Naturally, modern apes cannot evolve back into humans; the atavism experiment fundamentally violates the laws of evolution."
"Wow, so many big shots in the field of biology suddenly popped out…"
"I don't dare to speak anymore…"
…
At this time,
Rappa also spoke up: "However, this one has visited those galaxies."
"Walking star by star, yet finding not a single ninja who could speak, all of them were evil spirits…"
She wasn't an expert in the field of biology and couldn't speak those professional terms.
...
Therefore,
She used her most fundamental understanding, the facts she saw with her own eyes.
"And you know clearly that they weren't born this way."
"The monkey that just crawled past your foot was a sailor a few years ago, usually brewing his own wine to drink."
"The one fighting over a fruit with other monkeys in the distance was the smartest person on that planet; he once knew how humans could fly into the sky."
"But from then on, they'll just be monkeys."
Profnana, however, was unimpressed.
Staring at Rappa, he said: "Is it my imagination? Classmate, you seem to have learned how to speak normally."
"Or could it be that this scene—reminds you of the past?"
"The Doctor is a genius, and his ideals are lofty enough, and they are bound to be realized. But mediocrities only sink into unrealistic fantasies, becoming the redundancy of civilization's evolution."
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. After all this time, haven't you learned this lesson yet…"
After a slight pause,
Profnana added:
"The Doctor's failed product?"
??????
The scene, and the livestream room, all froze!
A few seconds later,
People began to react one after another!
…
"What is the situation?!"
"Th-this is talking to Rappa?!"
"I really like one of the Trailblazer friends' quotes: "
"Ah???"
"Rappa's background is actually this deep?!"
"No way!?"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"The Doctor's failed product? It couldn't mean that, right?"
"Impossible, it shouldn't be…"
"Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit…"
"Wuwuwu, my Lady Rappa! She's done for!"