Chapter 489: Taking the Profanity Further, Son! Feathered Spirit, You've Pulled Way Too Many Dirty Tricks!
[ Little Gui's Livestream ]
Hearing Stelle actually say that line, Little Gui froze completely!
Yes…
Just moments ago, she really had chosen the option: [ Fiercely Spout Profanities ].
But what she never expected was—
You're actually doing it for real?!
She just stood there, hands on her hips, blurting it out so naturally!
Based on past experience, at most the game would use a block of text to represent it, maybe tossing in a witty quip or two.
Yet this time, Stelle unleashed her own voiced dialogue with zero holding back!
Her tone was resounding and powerful!
Just like the fiercest shrew from the village square!
After a brief moment of stunned silence, the bullet chat exploded instantly!
…
"???"
"Holy shit! The Trailblazer suddenly belting that out nearly scared me into the afterlife right where I stood!"
"Excuse me? You can actually make sounds like that?!"
"Usually she only mutters to herself, but the moment things get like this, she holds absolutely nothing back!"
"Is this the Trailblazer in her prime form?"
"Trailblaze profanities, kiddo!"
"Wait, after saying 'kiddo', she even smirked triumphantly?"
"TRUE! TO! LIFE! PERFORMANCE!"
"Seriously! What kind of game protagonist talks like this?! I'm losing my mind!"
…
Just when everyone thought this was the peak of absurdity, it turned out that something even more unhinged was waiting right below!
Once again, it was time for the Stellaron Gremlin's performance.
"It's my line now. I need to insult the little monkey…"
The moment those words fell, Little Gui and countless players realized it!
Next up…
A legendary scene was about to drop!
Sure enough!
Three mind-blowing options popped up once more!
[ Issue a Provocation
Recite the Offensive Ninja Dharani
Viciously Spout Profanities ]
Trembling, Little Gui clicked the third one.
"You piece of [ Galactic Cuss ]! Stop with your [ Galactic Cuss ] here, you [ Galactic Cuss ]!"
"Isn't this that little [ Galactic Cuss ] from last time? Back to look for a [ Galactic Cuss ] again? I will [ Galactic Cuss ] you!"
…
"?"
"So satisfying~"
"Hearing her curse them out feels so damn good!"
"The Stellaron Gremlin is having an episode again."
"This isn't an episode, this is her true feelings pouring out!"
"You can tell she's been holding this in for an entire journey."
"In a single sentence, the bleeped-out parts took up more than half! If it were fully uncensored, I can't even imagine how filthy it'd be!"
"My Stellaron Gremlin is about to shatter the profanity filter to pieces!"
"Can someone, ANYONE, please subdue this evil creature already?!"
…
Even the Slumbernana Monkey was utterly shaken by Stelle's momentum!
"How could you launch a personal attack on a monkey like that?!"
"Using profanities again counts as a school rule violation!"
"So uncultured! Failing grade!!"
Beside them, Rappa looked on in sheer shock: "By the Reignbow Arbiter above! What a wicked tongue-blade, more dread-inducing than the vilest curses of an evil ninja…"
"Such a presence… When the Silver Lance Shura's speech was yet unsealed, he too must have been as valiant as your noble self."
Little Gui stared wide-eyed!
Coming back to her senses, she couldn't help but slam the desk and sigh in awe: "I was wrong, completely wrong!"
"Just a second ago, I was saying this part of the story drags out the pacing…"
"It doesn't drag at all! Not one bit!!"
"This is too magnificent!"
"Easily the most absurd, unhinged scene in the history of Honkai: Star Rail's protagonist!"
However…
It wasn't just Stelle.
Over on Dan Heng's side, he also delivered a masterclass in what it meant to "act"!
It was Dan Heng's turn to play the Wise Little Monkey.
Because his lines consisted entirely of "nana nana nana," he had no choice but to speak with three parts deadpan and seven parts utter apathy:
"Nana, nana nana."
"Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana. Nana nana nana nana, nana nana."
Reciting such a continuous string of "nana"s…
Forget changing his expression, he didn't even blink!
It carried a profound sense of numbness, as if he had completely lost all will to live!
…
"Now this one is the real heavyweight!"
"Hahaha, Master Dan Heng!"
"Dan Heng is spitting straight facts!"
"Master Dan Heng's professional conviction is unreal…"
"A tranquility born of sheer hopelessness…"
"Dan Heng reading his lines so solemnly looks like he's terrified the Slumbernana Monkey will make him do another take if he messes up."
"Life and death, false and true, all in a single thought. In the realm of illusion, a dream endures!"
"Wonder what Jing Yuan would think if he saw this [ "
…
Meanwhile, Rappa's narration remained a full-on rap track from start to finish.
The combination of these three was like a primitive tribe crashing headfirst into an IPC fleet, only for an Emanator of Elation to leap out and force both sides into a bizarre state of delicate harmony…
Because this sequence was just too over-the-top, Little Gui decided to exit and re-enter, wanting to hear the other choices!
She picked [Issue a Provocation].
This time, Stelle's hostility took on a far "gentler" tone.
Her chin tilted up.
Her eyes lowered disdainfully.
She looked just like an imperious queen ruling over a grand kingdom.
Parting her lips softly, she used her melodious voice to speak:
"Loser Such a loser monkey You could never beat this Demon King. Hurry on home and eat your bananas~"
"Puny little monkey, back for another beating? No monkey could really be that clueless, right? Surely not, surely not~?"
It was the absolute pinnacle of dripping sarcasm and patronizing mockery!
…
"Dan Heng: [Stunned]"
"Even Dan Heng next to her looks like he just got turned into an NPC bot."
"Dan Heng: Can I hit her with a Roar, Clarifying Gall?"
"Path of Elation confirmed, right?"
"Gaining Aha's gaze is only a matter of time."
"Sparkle, whatever your reasons are, please step out of our Stellaron Gremlin's body immediately!"
"Wait! Feathered Spirit, what on earth did you train my girl Stelle into?!"
......
Meanwhile, on-site at Paperfold University.
Stelle was currently enduring the scrutiny of every single player in the room!
She had completely petrified into stone!
This…
This was nothing short of a public execution!
This was no longer a matter of breaking character!
The person on screen was straight-up a lunatic who had broken out of a psychiatric hospital!
It was over! Completely doomed!
She had managed to hold her ground against all the absurd plots before, but she absolutely could not endure this one!
Too outrageous!
The most lines she had ever spoken in the entire story!
And every single one of them was this wildly unhinged!
She was on the verge of cringing herself to death!
This plot was far too absurd!
Stelle wouldn't even be surprised if Aha actually bestowed a gaze upon her the very next second.
Right now, she only wished to leave this world forever.
To dive straight into a black hole.
After me, let the deluge come…
Even Stelle herself couldn't bear it anymore, to say nothing of March 7th right beside her!
The two of them were bound together for better or worse.
Waves of laughter echoed through the venue one after another, yet to March 7th, they felt like howling gales and battering rain!
She pressed her hands firmly against her thighs, not daring to lift her head even an inch.
Her toes were curling so hard she could have dug out an entire Xianzhou Luofu into the floor!
Her inner world had completely collapsed.
"Waaaahhh…"
"I told you from the start we shouldn't come to an event like this…"
"If the story showed our glorious, shining moments, that would be one thing…"
"Now look what happened! Stuck with you, I've become the laughingstock of the whole universe!"
"This lady doesn't want to live anymore!"
Stelle covered her face with one hand, speaking to March 7th in a voice choked with tears: "I had no idea it would be like this before coming here!"
"This Feathered Spirit definitely has a grudge against me!"
"Two versions in a row! He's been targeting me the entire time!"
"Protagonist my foot, it was all a lie!"
"He's just treating me like his biggest source of amusement!"
"Feathered Spirit, you monster! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT EVIL!!!"
"Waaahhh…"