Chapter 488: Such Vulgar Language!! Did I Really Just Curse Across the Entire Galaxy?!
"Don't hold me back! I'm going to kill the Profnana!"
"Isn't he already dead?"
"Then kill him again!"
"This is just a puppet, a mere clone! His real body isn't here!"
"Our Paperfold University has barely been infected by the memetic virus and it's already turned into this… I can't imagine how miserable those afflicted planets must be…"
"This is the most I've ever empathized with the Galaxy Rangers…"
"I swear an irreconcilable enmity against the AtaviSearch Forest!"
"Just seeing that grinning face of his makes my blood boil!"
"Now Profnana and the AtaviSearch Forest have become enemies of the entire universe…"
The scene at Paperfold University was spiraling out of control.
SoulGlad bottles rained down upon the Profnana's head as if they cost nothing.
Only in this way could they briefly vent the fury in their hearts!
"I want to see just what other outrage against nature and reason this AtaviSearch Forest can commit!"
Right then, in the plot.
Rappa also struck down the evil-doing BananAdvisor!
However,
that poor student from the College of Fortune had already turned into a Slumbernana Monkey during the fierce battle. The two little monkeys gathered together, letting out affectionate banana sounds.
Father and son were reunited.
Yet it was in such a manner.
Exuding an indescribable sense of dark humor.
"The Ninja Apprentice of Commerce has fallen to an evil art, unable to rise for the moment," Rappa sighed.
At this moment,
Dan Heng spoke up and asked, "Miss Rappa, can you now explain the Rangers' reason for coming to Penacony?"
"Has the Dragon Ninja already deduced the truth?"
"Though I suspected it before, only upon seeing this scene could I be certain. The sworn enemy of the Galaxy Rangers, the terrifying scientist who transforms humans into apes, the Evil Ninja Osaru you speak of…"
"Could it be Dr. Primitive?"
Rappa nodded. "Indeed. The Evil Ninja Osaru… is none other than the Evil Ninja Osaru."
"Genius Society # 64, Dr. Primitive. No one knows his real name, but the atrocities he committed are known throughout the cosmos. Among them, the most horrific are his atavism experiments,"
Dan Heng explained,
"The dozens of worlds swept into his wake were mostly flourishing interstellar civilizations before his arrival. Yet after he left, those planets were left with only devolved intellects."
"Intellitrons reverted to mere machinery, the Zazzka reverted to birds, and the most common human civilizations, without exception, fell into the same tragedy: hundreds of millions of apes wandering through the ruins of what were once called homes."
"If this is truly the case, we must notify the Astral Express and the Family immediately. This is not a crisis we can handle alone. An unscrupulous Emanator of Erudition… One misstep, and the consequences will be unimaginable."
Meanwhile,
the live bullet-chat was also in the middle of a heated discussion!
…
"Back in the 'Farewell, Penacony' version, Sparkle sent two messages about Dr. Primitive!"
"'Did you know? Dr. Primitive loves bananas.'"
"As expected of Director Sparkle! She was already spoiling it back then, telling us to be on our guard."
"Planet-destroying weapon: Brain-Drain Ray!"
"Dr. Primitive is also a member of the Genius Society. Why hasn't the Lord of Silence assassinated him yet?"
"The Lord of Silence hasn't appeared for many years."
"Dr. Primitive probably isn't even worthy of Polka Kakamond making a move, right?"
"Holy crap, where did you guys learn this lore about the Lord of Silence? Did I skip an entire major patch?"
"There's plenty of information about that in the Simulated Universe."
"I think Feathered Spirit might release a related DLC in the next patch…"
…
While the players were fervently discussing in the live stream,
Little Gui was diligently progressing through the main storyline.
Mr. Reca made a well-timed appearance right then,
guiding the trio toward their next objective.
"It's like this. The College of Harmony is shooting an anniversary promotional video, but they haven't been able to find actors that satisfy the BananaAdvisors. So, I came to scout for students with more potential—"
"For instance, you, a renowned big shot of past glories! And you, a superstar bathed in the limelight! As well as this one… an actor brimming with personality! Please, you must grace us with your performance!"
"After all, the Charmony BananAdvisor is one of the creators of the Slumbernana Monkeys. Only exceptional young talents like yourselves can satisfy her discerning eye."
Arriving before the photography classroom.
Just as they reached the door,
they heard the Charmony BananAdvisor reprimanding a student.
"Failing grade, failing banana grade! You haven't captured the Slumbernana Monkey's fifty percent languor, thirty percent cuteness, and twenty percent cheekiness at all, banana!"
"Charmony BananAdvisor, I really tried my best—but acting as a monkey is just too hard!" complained Plantain Flower-chan.
"Sigh, truly monkey-disappointing. Maybe we should just recast. Without a burning love for little monkeys, no amount of acting skill will do, banana."
Mr. Reca introduced them, "Charmony BananAdvisor, here are a few candidate actors. I wonder if they can meet your standards?"
[ I absolutely love little monkeys! ]
"Oh, their potential looks decent. Bana, banana, banana. I hope you won't disappoint this BananAdvisor."
A script titled [ Dreamy Color Anniversary Promo: The Legend of the Slumbernana Monkey ] appeared on the screen.
Little Gui couldn't help but complain on the spot, "Honestly, shouldn't the previous two Bananateachers have made the situation abundantly clear?"
"…The situation is so critical right now, yet we're stuck here acting in a video. Isn't this dragging out the pacing too much?"
Little Gui wished she could just charge straight into the principal's office, switch to Acheron, and slash the Profnana down with a single blade!
Yet according to the plot, she still had to play along with this T-rex monkey!
Dan Heng played the Sage Monkey.
Rappa was in charge of the narration.
And most surprisingly,
Stelle actually received the script for the Stress Demon King!
[ I'm the villain? For real? ]
Mr. Reca explained, "A conflicted antagonist requires superb acting skills, and improvised lines demand an even deeper foundation. This is the most difficult role, and none other than you could pull it off!"
...
Beneath the central stage.
Stelle took a sip of SoulGlad.
Then she hurled the bottle right at the Profnana's head.
This body of Profnana had already turned into a pillar of shame.
Perhaps in the future, it might become a unique tourist photo spot at Paperfold University, where passing students and visitors could throw things at it to vent.
Expressing their love for universal peace and their resolute opposition to galactic menaces!
Just as Stelle's thoughts continued to wander,
a familiar voice abruptly yanked her back to reality!
"I'm galactic expletive here! You bunch of students are nothing but a pile of galactic expletive! Mark my words, I'm right here at Paperfold University cursing you out!"
???
Who the heck was that?!
Using such foul language in public?!
Looking at the big screen.
Oh.
No wonder that voice sounded so familiar.
Turns out it was me.
Huh?
Wait, no!
Hold on!
That voice came from me?!
I only spaced out for a few seconds, what happened to the plot?
Why did it suddenly turn into something like this!
Beside her, March 7th was already completely dumbfounded.
The SoulGlad in her hand dropped to the floor with a "clatter."
Stelle tugged on March 7th's sleeve.
"What just happened?"
"Why… why did I suddenly start talking like that?"
Wiping the cold sweat from her forehead, March 7th said with great difficulty, "Just now, you got the script for the Stress Demon King, and right now, you're… performing…".