Hashirama Senju: hm?- Oh, hello there, young one! What is it you need?
User: A two person elimination vote.
Hashirama Senju: Hm? A...vote?
User: Yes.
Hashirama Senju: A vote for what exactly?
Gojo Satoru: For the weakest person in this chat of course.
Hashirama Senju: And I assume you will be voting on this matter?
Gojo Satoru: Well of course I will. Why wouldn't I?
User: I need you guys to vote out two people as per the rules.
Gojo Satoru: Rules that you created yourself, correct?
User: Of course, no development happens without change you know.
Hashirama Senju: I guess that is a fair point you make.
User: So who will start?
Hashirama Senju: I suppose I shall start. The weakest person in my opinion would have to be.....Zagarino. He's strong, but he has not been in nearly as many battles as the rest of us have.
User: And your other vote?
Hashirama Senju: For my second vote, I vote Kakashi Hatake. While he is definitely strong and experienced, I don't see him being able to keep up with the others here.
Kakashi Hatake: I have to disagree. In the Naruto Universe I am considered the Copy Ninja and have a wealth of battle experience. I have mastered over 1000 jutsu and was able to adapt well to any situation. While I may not have been as strong as some of the other members in this chat, I am still a powerful ninja who had survived many battles.
Hashirama Senju: You do make a fair case, I'll give you that. However, I still stand by my vote. Kakashi is skilled, no doubt, but compared to the rest of the people here, and the feats they've shown, Kakashi just simply isn't as strong as them, that's my opinion at least. Now, I suppose it's your turn to vote.
User: Okay, Kakashi?
Kakashi Hatake: Yep, it's me.
Zagarino: And why do you choose to vote for me? I may be younger, but I'm still strong enough to be here. If anything, I could even hold my own against you for a while. Perhaps, I'll even surpass you one day.
User: Okay, okay, wait your turn. Kakashi, who are your two votes for elimination?
Kakashi Hatake: Alright. My first vote goes to Thor. While he is powerful, I don't believe he would be able to outlast the rest of us here. My second vote goes to Gojo, though I do think he is a strong person, I think the rest of us here have more battle experience than he has. (Just to clarify, this is just based on what I know. It has nothing to do with what they are capable of)
User: Okay.
Gojo Satoru: You really had to go for one of our more experienced members, huh?
User: Okay, okay, since it's ninjas, let's finish with you Sasuke.
Sasuke Uchiha: Alright, I'll go next. My first vote is for Sentry. He may be powerful, but we've all heard the stories of how his powers can be unstable. My second vote goes to Antares. He's powerful, but I don't like his personality. (Also, just to clarify, my opinion may change once we learn more about Antares and his abilities since it's not fair to judge someone based on just a few interactions. If you don't mind me asking, can we know a bit about him?)
Antares: I suppose that's fair. I am Antares, the King of Dragon and Monarch of Destruction. There's nothing else to be said really.
Sasuke Uchiha: And yet, you've already made a bad impression within the first few minutes of chat, that's honestly very impressive if I say so myself.
Antares: I could care less about what other people think of me.
Kakashi Hatake: You may not care what others think of you, but it helps to be on good terms with your allies once in a while. Just saying.
Antares: I don't need friends, I'm better off alone.
User: Okay, next is Black.
Goku Black: [Sigh] Alright, I shall go next. I vote for Hashirama and Gojo. I have my reasons for voting for both of them. Hashirama is simply not a fighting type. Sure, he's strong but he can't keep up with the rest of us. Gojo is powerful yes, but his cockiness is what'll get him kicked out. He's too overconfident for his own good, and once he gets hit hard enough, he's bound to fold. (I know nothing about Hashirama and Gojo, so I didn't mean anything I said. It's just what I think.)
Hashirama Senju: Your reasons for your votes are understandable, however, I don't think it's fair to judge either one of us based on our personality or fighting style. Both Gojo and I are skilled and accomplished warriors in their own right. And while confidence can be a good thing, it can also be a weakness if not backed up by skill and power. Let's at least give a chance before casting judgements.
User: Okay guys, defences later. Next.
Gojo Satoru: Alright, I'm up. My vote goes straight for Zagarino. I don't mean to be harsh, but he does seem to be the weakest here. And I have nothing against him, but the kid just isn't cut out to survive in this line of work.
User: And who else Gojo?
Gojo Satoru: For my second vote, my choice will be Sung Jin-Woo. He may be powerful, but he's got a lot of weaknesses. He's too nice, too naive, and too trusting. That could lead to some trouble for him in battle. And let's be honest, his loyalty isn't exactly top tier. I wouldn't be surprised if he ditched us at the sight of something shiny.
Sung Jin-Woo: I don't appreciate that last comment, but I can't deny that I'm a bit too nice for my own good.
Kakashi Hatake: Hey, look at the bright side, at least you're aware of your flaws. That's more than I can say for some people here.
Gojo Satoru: That's true, but self-awareness isn't going to get you very far here if that's your only redeeming quality. No one want's a weak link in their team, especially not when it comes to survival situations. You might want to start taking things more seriously, or you'll be the first one eliminated.
User: Okay, next.
Antares: My vote goes to Thor. Look, I get his strong and all that, but, he's just not the best fit for this team. His attitude, while confident, just doesn't mesh well with the rest of us here. Plus, I'm pretty sure he has some anger issues as well. I mean look at what he did to that poor wall the other day.
User: 😂 Okay, and your other vote?
Antares: My second vote goes for Goku. Now don't get mad just yet, but let's be real. That guy's an idiot. He's got no strategy, no tactics, no self-restraint. He just goes around picking fights with anyone and everyone, never once thinking about the possible consequences. He's a loose canon, pure and simple. I don't care how strong he is or how many battles he's won, the guy just can't keep a level head. And in this line of work, that's a recipe for disaster.
User: Wow, okay. Next.
The Sentry: My turn. My first vote goes to Antares. I think I've made my point clear in the past. He's a pompous jerk with an ego the size of Jupiter. If you ask me, somebody needs to teach him a lesson and knock him down a peg or two. I'm more than willing to be the one to do it. As for my second vote, I vote for Goku. The guy is an absolute moron. He can't fight without making himself look like a total fool. Seriously, how many times has he blown up a planet or something because he couldn't control his own power?
User: But, you guys do know he's Goku Black, right?
The Sentry: What difference does that make?
User: Okay, Harsh! Next.
Thor: I'll go next. My vote goes to Gojo. He's strong, no doubt about that. But he's got a huge ego and is way too full of himself. He thinks he can just boss us all around like we're his puppets or something. And his overconfidence is starting to get on my nerves. I mean, who does he think he is? The king of the world or something? He needs to learn some humility. Vote for him and let's get rid of him before he gets any more annoying.
User: And your other vote?
Thor: My second vote goes to Antares. I voted for him before and I see no reason to change my decision. He's still the same old pompous, arrogant jerk he's always been. I don't like him, I never have, and if it were up to me, I'd give him a swift kick in the pants and send him on his way. But, since that's not an option here, I vote for him to be eliminated. At least then, I won't have to put up with his stupid face anymore.
User: The chains are off today. Who do we have next?
Sung Jin-Woo: This is starting to get interesting. And not just because of the sudden removal of the chains but because of the tension in the room right now. The air is charged with hostility and anticipation. I can feel everyone's eyes on each other, just waiting for the next vote. I can't help but wonder who will be targeted next. It's a game of chess now with each of us trying to outsmart the others. It's a dangerous game and I wouldn't have it any other way. I just can't wait to see how this all plays out.
User: Who are your votes for Sung?
Sung Jin-Woo: Huh? Well, my first vote goes to Antares. The guy has been a complete nuisance since we started. We all know how he is, loud, obnoxious, and overall just a jerk. If he had it his way, we'd all be bowing down to him like some sort of king or something. Well, I'll be damned if I'm going to show him any respect. I'm not going to bend the knee to a pompous prick like him.
User: And your second vote?
Sung Jin-Woo: My second vote goes to Sasuke. Look, he was a great character in his own right, but lets face it, he's got an attitude. Sure, he's powerful and all, but his arrogance is annoying. We all know he was a bit of a jerk at times, and I don't think I could stand being around him for more than a few minutes without wanting to punch him in the face. And if he ever tried pulling the "lone warrior" routine on me, he'd find his face imprinted into the wall faster than he can say "Amaterasu"
User: Whoa! Malicious intent detected. Okay, last is you Zagarino.
Zagarino: Me?
User: Who else?
Zagarino: Okay, alright. My vote goes to Hashirama. I know, I know, he's the "god of Ninja" and all that, but let's be real here. He's strong yes, but he's got some serious anger management issues. I can't tell you how many times the guy nearly destroyed a whole forest just because he lost his temper. We don't need that kind of liability on our team. And besides, the guy's a bit boring too. Always preaching about peace and whatnot. It's like being stuck in a lecture on the history of leaves.
User: Damn! That's true. And your second vote?
Zagarino: My second vote goes to Kakashi. I know, I know, he's a fan favorite and all that, but hear me out. He's a good fighter sure, but he's just so damn emotionless. It's like talking to a brick wall. Plus, I can't get over the fact that the guy wears a mask all the time. I mean, does he even have a face under there? For all we know, he could look like some kind of weirdo. It's just, kinda off-putting you know what I mean?
User: You have an issue with ninjas, don't you?
Zagarino: Hah, I guess you could say that. It's just that ninjas always seem to be hiding something. You know what I mean? They're always dressed in all black, with masks hiding their faces and talking about all this secret ninja stuff. It's kinda creepy if you ask me. Plus, have you ever seen one of them smile? It's like they don't even have emotions half the time. I know, I know, I'm generalizing here but come on man, you gotta admit it's a little bit weird.
Hashirama Senju: I see your point, but let's not generalize the ninjas like that. Not all of them are stoic and emotionless. There are some ninjas who are quite friendly and cheerful too. But I agree, some ninjas can be a little bit mysterious. I mean, can you blame them? They're trained to be assassins not comedians.
Gojo Satoru: I guess you wouldn't find ninjas telling jokes during a mission. They're too busy being all serious and stealthy, not cracking jokes and laughing like it's a comedy club. But hey, maybe they do have a sense of humor. I'm just glad they don't start cracking jokes in the middle of a battle. Can you imagine that? It would be so ridiculous! But I guess that's what you get when you mix ninjas and humor.
The Sentry: [Light chuckle] Your right. Can you imagine a ninja trying to tell a joke mid battle? It would be disastrous. But yeah, I guess they really don't have much time to crack jokes, huh? They're too busy with their super serious ninja stuff. But hey, you never know, there might be a secret ninja comedian guild out there somewhere. Heh, imagine that.
Sasuke Uchiha: Oh, please. As if a ninja would ever lower themselves to telling jokes while in battle. That's just embarrassing. Imagine being a ninja, known for your stealth and speed, and instead of sneaking up on your opponent, you start cracking jokes. It would be the ultimate embarrassment. We ninjas have a reputation to maintain, and telling jokes in a fight would just ruin that. So let's stick to what we do best, silently taking out our opponents with precision and efficiency.
Thor: I couldn't agree more. While it's important to not take ourselves too seriously, I don't think a ninja's battlefield is the place for jokes. Not only could it endanger your mission, but it could also be seen as disrespectful to your enemies and dishonorable. We are trained to be focused and precise, not clowning around. Let's leave the humor to the comedians and focus on being the best damn ninja you can.
Zagarino: Damn, you all are a serious bunch, aren't you? Lighten up a bit, will ya? It's just a chat, not a ninja mission. No need to get all serious about it. A good joke here and there won't hurt anyone. Heck, it might even make us all feel more relaxed. I mean, would it kill you all to crack a smile for once? Maybe laugh at a joke or two? We're not robots, you know. It's okay to let our hair down once in a while.
Goku Black: I agree, a little bit of levity can go a long way. But let's not forget that we're here to discuss who will be eliminated, not swapping joke books. I'll go next and vote for Antares. This guy is annoying, full of himself, and just a plain pain. I won't even bother going into detail about why I voted for him. I think it should be obvious to everyone by now. But don't worry Antares, I'll make sure to send you a get well soon card.
Sasuke Uchiha: It's funny how you call out Antares for being full of himself when you're doing the same thing.
Goku Black: Hah, you got a point there. But hey, I earned my right to brag. I'm the strongest guy in here by far, and it's not even close. Plus, I actually get stuff done. But Antares, on the other hand? All he's good at is running his mouth and losing battles. I'll beat his ass any day of the weak, just to teach him a lesson.
The Sentry: I have to agree with Goku-Black on that one. Antares is all bark and no bite. You can talk the talk, but he sure can't walk the walk. He's not even worth the effort it takes to kick his ass. He'd probably lose regardless. So let's not even bother wasting our time on him. Let's focus on the more important task at hand, figuring out who's going to be eliminated. Come on, guys. We're not here to waste time on some loser like Antares or argue about who's better than who.
Antares: I'll have you know that I'm not as weak as you believe. I have my own strengths and skills that you seem to underestimate. I may be full of myself, but I can back it up with my power. You better watch your back, Goku-Black, or I'll make you regret dismissing me so quickly.
Sung Jin-Woo: Hey, calm down buddy. There's no need for all this hostility. Let's focus on the task at hand and not let our emotions get the best of us. We're all here to discuss and make decisions as a group. So let's act like it.
Kakashi Hatake: I agree. We're not here to bicker like children. We need to stay respectful and civil if we want to make any progress here. Antares has his strengths, and Black has his. Let's not let our personal opinions or biases dictate the outcome. If Antares is worth his weight in salt, then he can show us through facts and data, not empty threats. Let's focus on the matter at hand, shall we?
Gojo Satoru: I agree with you. Let's take a step back and try to keep the discussion civil. Antares has potential, and so do the rest of us here. We're all strong in our own ways and we should respect each other for our individual strengths. It's not productive to engage in personal attacks or argue about who is the strongest. Let's focus on what's important right now and make a decision based on logic and reason. Let's not let our egos or emotions get in the way.
Antares: Fine, I'll try to keep it civil. I'm not interested in starting fights with any of you, but don't underestimate me. I may be loud and opinionated, but I'm not just talk. I have the power to back up my words. Let's focus on the task at hand and not let our personal feelings get in the way of a fair discussion, agreed?
Zagarino: Agreed. Let's keep things civil and focused on the task at hand. We're all going to be voting for who we think is the weakest here, so lets do that without resorting to personal attacks or insults. Let's just be calm and reasonable, alright?
Goku Black: That sounds reasonable to me. We're all here to vote for who we think is the weakest in the group. Let's stick to that topic and not get too worked up about it. We can discuss our reasons for voting in a rational matter without resorting to personal attacks or insults. Let's try to stay civil and respectful throughout the conversation.
User: Okay guys, but there is a twist. But I wont tell you now.
Gojo Satoru: A twist, you say? That piqued my interest..... Care to elaborate on what this twist might be? Or are you just going to keep us all in the dark?
Goku Black: I'm also curious about this twist you mentioned. Will you be sharing any more details or just leaving us in suspense? We'd like to know what we're getting ourselves into.
Zagarino: Alright, you want to know the twist. I'll share, but I have to warn you that it's a big one. If you want to know, then prepare yourself, because your decision might change after you hear it.
Hashirama Senju: Go ahead. Spill the beans. We're all ears.
Antares: Yeah, let's hear what this twist is all about. We're all waiting for you to reveal it, so don't keep us in suspense any longer.
Sung Jin-Woo: The suspense is getting intense. I have to admit, Im pretty curious about this twist you mentioned. If it's as big as you make it seem, it could really impact our decision making. Well, don't keep us in the dark for too long. Spill the beans and let us know what's going on.
The Sentry: Yeah, go ahead. I can tell the suspense is getting hard to bear. We all want to know what this twist is about, so why don't you just go ahead and tell us? The curiosity is killing us.
Thor: Just tell us the damn twist already. The suspense is starting to get unbearable. We want to know what's coming, so stop stalling and get to the point.
Sasuke Uchiha: I'm getting impatient here. Just tell us what the twist is. The suspense is getting intense, and I don't think any of us can take much more of it. You've piqued our curiosity and now it's time to satisfy it. So, just tell us, what's the damn twist?
Kakashi Hatake: I have to agree with my comrades here. This suspense is starting to wear me thin. We need you to reveal the twist. And do it quick before the tension this room becomes too much to bear. We all want to know what the twist is, but your hesitation is only making us more curious. So, just go ahead and tell it to us so we can all move on with our lives.
Gojo Satoru: I'm with you. The suspense is getting to be too much. I can feel the tension building up in the room and I know I'm not the only one who's starting to lose patience. We all want to know the twist, so please, for the sake of everyone in here, just tell us what the hell is going on. We're getting tired of waiting.
User: Okay, okay. The twist is that....