User: Hey, which nationality from the real world do you think you would each fit best in?
Naruto Uzumaki: Well, it's an interesting question, and I can think of a few places each of us might fit in well. For me, I could see myself fitting in well in Japan, given my love for Ramen. For Sasuke, he seems like he'd be more comfortable in a more serious, reserved place like China or Korea. Actually, I think I'd feel at home in India or Pakistan, where meditation is more commonplace. What about the rest of you, where do you think you'd each fit in most?
Zagarino: I would have to go with France, it's the place where I lived for a short amount of time and it had an amazing impact on me. Plus, it's full of the finest women in the world. Not only that, but French women are very good at kissing and they are also great cooks. It's like an absolute paradise. But it's also an absolute hell at the same time because the french are annoying. But it's a good country with an interesting history.
Naruto Uzumaki: I hear what your saying, and I agree that France has a lot to offer. But I gotta say, you didn't exactly paint a very nice picture of them there. I mean, you started off by saying that they've got great food and women, but then you say they're annoying and that their country is hell. That's kind of contradictory, don't you think? Besides, why do you care so much about how good they are at kissing? That's kind of an odd criteria for selecting a nation to live in.
Zagarino: Yeah, I guess I contradicted myself a bit there, but that's how I feel about it. But I'll be honest, I had the best french kiss of my life there, and let me tell you, it was like nothing I've ever felt before. It felt like I was experiencing true bliss. I didn't even care about anything else, and just wanted to stay in that state forever. You ever been kissed like that? Trust me, there's a difference.
Naruto Uzumaki: Hmm.... I see. So it's the kiss you enjoyed so much, huh? Interesting. Well, yeah, I've been kissed like that before. There was this girl I met recently, and she kissed me in a way that made my head spin. I could've sworn time stopped and the whole world just disappeared. I was completely lost in that moment. Nothing else mattered. It was the most incredible feeling I've ever felt. I can imagine the kiss you're thinking of must've been pretty amazing, if it was better than that.
User: Wait till Hinata hears that.
Naruto Uzumaki: Ah....you're right. That is going to be a problem.
User: Any other thoughts on possible nationalities in here?
Monkey D Luffy: Hmm....for Black, I reckon he'd fit right in as the typical American. Always looking for the next exciting fight and always in the mood to brag about himself. Plus, he's got that hot-headed, no nonsense attitude that many Americans often have, so I'm sure he'd fit into the culture like a glove. As for me, I think I'd really enjoy being somewhere like Turkey. Their cuisine is really good, and I can get lots of great recipes from there. But at the same time, I'd have to stay off the streets a little, to avoid causing too much trouble.
Goku Black: That actually sounds like a great idea. Turkey does have some of the best cuisine in the world and, from what I've heard, they also have some of the most delicious street food you can find. But, of course, it's always best to be careful and keep a low profile when you're traveling to a new place. I'm sure you'd have a blast! Just try not to start any fights!
Monkey D Luffy: Yeah, I know. I'm not that hot-headed, so I should be able to keep my cool when I travel. I'm just looking forward to experiencing those delicious food. Plus, it'll be good get some new recipes and learn new cooking techniques. So, I really can't wait to go!
User: Anyone else up?
The Sentry: I think, now I am.
Zagarino: Well, what nationality do you think would fit you best if you could choose?
The Sentry: I would definitely say I'd fit in the best in Italy. I love to cook, and Italian cuisine is amazing. Plus, the Italian people have a natural charm and charisma that I think you can only get from that culture. But it's still close enough to home to feel comfortable, you know? I've been to Italy a few times and it's just an incredible place with amazing people, incredible food, beautiful sights, amazing culture. I love it there, especially the weather in the summer. So, yeah, Italy all the way for me.
Thor: That's an interesting response. Italy, huh? Makes sense. The food there is amazing, especially in Sicily, they also have the most beautiful women in the world. You know, when you visit Italy, it's best to visit the country side rather than the major cities. More authentic food and it's just a different feel. You know what I'm saying? But, I'm surprised you didn't say Japan. I'm pretty sure they've got all of those things, and more. Plus, they've got Ramen!
User: What about you Thor?
Thor: If I was to pick anywhere, I'd have to go with America. I mean, the country is so big, and diverse. There's so many great cities and so many things to see, and the people are friendly, the food is good and there's a lot of it, plenty of entertainment, and it's kind of a melting pot. You know, most of the world's population live around there, and they all come with a different culture, and way of life. Also, it's home to some of the finest women in the world, if you know what I'm saying.
User: What is with everyone and women here?
Naruto Uzumaki: Hey, it's only natural for men to be drawn to a beautiful woman, ya know? And as you said, America's like a melting pot, I'm not surprised that's where people want to find a nice girl, you know? You can find women of every nationality, of every culture, from all over the place. So, it's only natural to want to settle down, and find someone who you really click with. That's why I'd want to go to Italy; to find an Italian girl, someone who understands me, and who I can really connect with.
User: I thought you said you wanted Japan.
Naruto Uzumaki: Yeah, I said I wanted Japan for a lot of reasons. It's got a good culture, and I love the people and the food. But, when it comes down to it, I think I'd want to find an Italian woman to be my true partner. They're just so beautiful, you know? And the culture is just so rich, so rich! You can't forget the Italian traditions! It's like heaven on earth, man. I can just picture it now; me and my beautiful wife on a nice Italian hillside, and having some nice coffee and pastries.
User: Okay, I'm telling Hinata dude.
Naruto Uzumaki: Wait wait wait! Hold on, you can't do that! That would definitely be bad.
Kakashi Hatake: It's not a great idea to keep your feelings secret for someone like Hinata forever. Hinata is such a beautiful person. To be honest she'd be very heartbroken finding out you like Italian women more than her. If you want a successful relationship with you and Hinata, you'll want to be honest with her even if the truth hurts. You don't want to be with Hinata just for the sake of it; you want to be with her forever. Right? That could never happen with Hinata if you keep lying to her like this. Be honest. Don't just date someone to avoid being alone.
Naruto Uzumaki: Okay, I get it, I see your point. I just don't want to break Hinata's heart, you know? She's so sweet, and she's so strong and independent at the same time. Maybe I'm just scared of being rejected. You know, I've always thought I'm not good enough for her. I mean, look at her, she's like a goddess, and here I am, just an ordinary guy, trying to measure up. Maybe I should just tell her how I feel, get it all out there.
User: Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Your married for crying out loud.
Naruto Uzumaki: Ah you're right, you're right, I totally forgot. I just get so caught up in the moment sometimes, you know, with all the talk of Italian women. But yeah, you're right, I'm already married, and to Hinata, too! I love that girl so much, and I'd never want to hurt her, I promise. I guess, maybe I just got carried away, you know, getting to talk about all these foreign girls for a while. But, I know, in the end, Hinata's the only one for me!
User: Crazy. What about you Sas?
Sasuke Uchiha: Hmm? What do you mean?
User: Which nationality do you think would fit you best?
Sasuke Uchiha: If I had to choose, I'd say Japan. The country has a very rich cultural history, and it's very beautiful. Plus, japanese people are quite calm and polite, which contrasts my fiery personality, and I think it's good to have some contrast. The food would also be a big plus, you can never go wrong with japanese cuisine. Plus, I quite like japanese women too, especially the ones who are as intense as me. I think I could find my "match" there, so to speak.
User: No wonder you have Sakura.
Sasuke Uchiha: Yeah, I guess you could say I have a type, you know? I like guys who can match my energy and intensity. Sakura and I, we butt heads a lot, but it's never boring. We always keep each other on our toes. There's always just a constant back and forth between us, and I think that's why I like having her around, you know? She never lets me get away with anything, and I like that about her. It's fun.
User: Nationality preferable?
Kakashi Hatake: Well, obviously, it's Japan. I mean, I have such a deep appreciation for the Japanese culture and traditions. Their food, their history and architecture, just everything about it resonates deeply with me. And the japanese people, they are so respectful, and they have such strong family values. Plus, I love the japanese style of clothing, it's so stylish and elegant, you know? Like, I have a weakness for japanese women with a strong, independent, yet feminine personality. So, yes, I would say japan is where I would like to find myself a partner.
Naruto Uzumaki: I agree with you there. I think you would thrive in Japan. You and Sakura-Chan would have a beautiful life there with some adorable kids. You could even go to the hot springs or the Sakura Festival. It would be very fun. I would love to join, just think of you, in a kimono, walking around the town. Your long white hair bowing on the wind and Sakura, beautiful as ever, holding your hand. It would make for a picture-perfect image.
Hashirama Senju: Hey, that sounds really nice! And Sakura would totally love it too. Plus, Japan has that cool, historical backdrop that would make a perfect backdrop for our family. Just think of it, us taking the kids to the Sakura Festival, enjoying the beautiful cherry blossoms, and taking a relaxing trip to the hot spring with the kids. And I could even learn to make traditional japanese dishes from Sakura's mom and dad! What more could I ask for? This sounds like a dream come true.
User: Guys.
Hashirama Senju: Yeah?
User: Stop acting crazy.
Hashirama Senju: Hey, what do you mean, "stop acting crazy"? I was just talking about my ideal situation. And besides, I'm not crazy, I'm just expressing my feelings. What's wrong with that? Besides, I'm a real man, like you, you know? I can express my feelings and preferences without being judged. I mean, we're just talking here, right? We can have a casual conversation without having to be politically correct or anything like that. So don't call me crazy.
Naruto Uzumaki: We are not judging you for being emotional about the country of Japan or for being in love with Sakura. We were judging you for wanting a japanese woman when you have a perfectly fine wife and family right here and now. You have everything you need, right here, but you are fantasizing about the what ifs in life.
Hashirama Senju: I don't get it. So, I'm just supposed to forget about my feelings and settle for less? Because that's what it sounds like you're saying. I know I have a great life with Sakura and our kids, and I'm grateful for that. But it doesn't mean I cant have a fantasy, you know? I mean, who doesn't dream of living somewhere else sometimes. I don't want to waste my life, I want to make the most out of every day, and I don't see anything wrong with that.
User: 😂😂😂
Hashirama Senju: Hey, don't laugh at me. I'm being serious here.
User: Okay, let's finish up, preferable nationality Sung?
Sung Jin-Woo: My preferred nationality would be Korea, I've always been fascinated with South Korea, and I love their food, the culture, and the language. Plus, the landscape is stunning. I would definitely enjoy living there, it'd be great to have my own little house near the beach. Plus, I think Korean girls are pretty cute, so I'm pretty sure I'd have a good time finding a partner.
User: Wow, this guy.
Hashirama Senju: Hey, that's just how I feel, alright. I can't help it if Korean girls are cute. And I'm not even saying that I want to leave anyone right now. But we're talking about a hypothetical situation here, right? So I can dream a little. Don't you ever think about what it would be like to live elsewhere? Just imagine how cool it would be to live in Seoul, it would be awesome! Plus, I heard people in South Korea have really good fashion, which would make it easy for me to dress up for my girlfriend!
User: Shut up!
Hashirama Senju: Hey, don't tell me to shut up, alright. We all have the right to express our opinions here, and I have the right to talk about how the Korean girls are cute. Plus, you can't deny how cool it would be to live there and explore the country with a beautiful Korean girl by my side. So let's not get all worked up over nothing, okay? We're just talking here. It's not like I'm going to pack up and leave for South Korea right this minute! That would make Sakura really mad at me, and I don't want that.
User: Take it to a judge buddy.
Hashirama Senju: Alright, calm down. No need to be like that, we're all just having a friendly conversation here, alright. I get it, I shouldn't be talking about cute girls, and I shouldn't be thinking about how it would be like to live in South Korea. And I know I should be focusing on Sakura and our family, but I can't help myself sometimes, you know? I mean, just listen to me, I'm literally talking about how Korean girls are just so perfect and how I'd love to live in South Korea.
User: I knew you were scared about being caught for that forest you destroyed while fighting Madara, but come on, a judge.
Hashirama Senju: Okay, fine I'll admit it, you got me. Yes, I did wipe out a forest while fighting Madara, and I was very worried about being caught for it. But that was a long time ago, and I've since learned my lesson. My destructive tendencies have been curtailed, and I'm not out to destroy the world anymore. I even took up painting as a hobby to channel my energies into something more constructive. So, don't worry, I don't plan on making any forest disappear anytime soon.
Naruto Uzumaki: Hey, wait a minute, where did the Forest of Death come in here? We were talking about Korean girls and South Korea, and now we're talking about the Forest of Death? What kind of jump in topics is that? You've got to help me out here, I'm trying to play it cool and keep my head in the game, but you're making it kind of hard. So, what are you trying to say? Is there something you want to say to me? If there is, just say it!
User: You are the worst Hokage.
Hashirama Senju: Ouch, that hurts. I thought I was doing pretty good as Hokage. I mean, sure, there have been some bumps in the road, but overall, I think I've done a pretty good job. I've been leading the village for a while now, and I've had a lot of good moments. I've made a lot of really good changes, and I've made a positive impact on the village. So, I don't appreciate the low blow, man. You're kind of being a douche, you know?
Zagarino: This conversation is making me laugh my ass off.
Hashirama Senju: Hey, glad to see you're getting a kick out of it. I mean, why wouldn't you? We're just having some fun, right? So, keep laughing, man. I like seeing you happy.
User: I think he's onto you Zagarino.
Hashirama Senju: Okay, now you lost me. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Zagarino: Don't worry about it Hashirama, just a joke. Anyway, I think it's best I be going now. Good talk.
The Sentry: Wait, where are you going?
Hashirama Senju: Yeah, don't go yet, man. We were just getting started. Besides, I think we had some interesting topics going on. We were talking about Korean girls, remember? And you haven't even told us your favorite country yet.
Zagarino: I haven't decided yet. I think all countries have their own charms. I mean, Japan has the cherry blossoms, Korea has the Seoul nightlife, China has the Great Wall, and so on. I kind of like Italy's architecture, though.
Hashirama Senju: I totally get it. Every country has it's own, unique vibe, right? Japan has its cherry blossoms, Korea has its nightlife, like you said, and Italy has its amazing architecture. I mean, the colosseum in Rome alone is like a work of art, you know? And there's so much more to Italy than that. Like, have you seen the Duomo in Florence? It's breathtaking. And the food here is amazing, too. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it now. You know what, I think it's time to treat ourselves to some Italian food. It's a crime not to indulge in such excellent cuisines when it's right in front of us. But, we should make a plan to explore some of these countries someday, right? I'm up for some travelling, especially if it means trying new foods and experiencing new cultures. So, where do you say we start? How about we start with Italy? It's a classic destination, and there's so much to experience there. Plus, the food is just amazing. So, how about we plan a trip to Rome next spring? I can imagine us sitting at a cozy little cafe, watching the sun go down over the Roman skyline. It sounds like a dream come true. And not to mention, Italian women are so classy and beautiful. It would be like a dream come true. I can already picture it in my head. So, how about it? Let's make it happen.