Yousuke Shibazaki: Icuras Cuora!
User: What?
Yousuke Shibazaki: I was just...introducing myself.
Gojo Satoru: You were "introducing" yourself by saying a bunch of gibberish?
Yousuke Shibazaki: Ah- I... I didn't mean for it to be gibberish! That is simply my name!
Sukuna: And it's a very dumb one at that.
Gojo Satoru: Hey! You don't just say something like that!
User: Im with Gojo on this one, Sukuna that wasn't chill.
Sukuna: Shut up.
Yousuke Shibazaki: You don't have to be so mean...
User: So guys I think we should all introduce ourselves.
Hashirama Senju: I agree. How do you wish to go about this?
Kakashi Hatake: How about we go in alphabetical order?
User: I don't think thats recommendable, some of you arent so...obedient to rules.
Antares: Oh? And who might you be referring to?
User: Someone who is not you, definitely not you.
Gojo Satoru: Hmm...I wonder who you might be referring to...
User: Okay we're getting slowly sidetracked. Okay today's trendy topic is love life.
Gojo Satoru: Love life....?
User: Yeah, I'm gonna need each one of you to tell me about your love life history. If you've never experienced it just say, pass.
Madara Uchiha: Why exactly do you need to know everyone's love history?
Gojo Satoru: Oh come on, it'll be fun!
Madara Uchiha: And if someone refuses to answer? Will they receive some sort of punishment?
User: Yes, they get exiled. Didn't you guys notice Loki aint around.
Thor: So your saying if one of us refuses to answer this ridiculous question, they'll end up like Loki?
Sukuna: Well that seems just a tad bit excessive.
User: Says the guy who burned down almost half of Tokyo.
Sukuna: So what? And I'll do it again, to6o.
User: So you agree to the terms. Lets start with you Madara.
Madara Uchiha: You must be kidding me.
User: Oh, the ladies hated you or something?
Madara Uchiha: I couldn't care less about any ladies, but i refuse to answer your pointless question.
User: Okay, now i know why Senju is better.
Madara Uchiha: You dare bring up the Senju Clan again?!
User: Okay, next we have Jin.
Sung Jin-woo: You wanted to know about my love life, correct?
User: Yeah, spill.
Sung Jin-woo: Well...how do i say this without sounding pathetic?
User: Just say it.
Sung jin-woo: I uhh...I've never been involved with anyone. Not romantically, at least.
User: Okay moving on, let's go with the new guy.
Yousuke Shibazaki: You mean me?
Sukuna: Yeah, what's your love life like?
Yousuke Shibazaki: I...don't exactly have one either.
Sukuna: Hah, thats not shocking.
User: Wow, you guys are supposed to be the best warriors in your universes? Lies. Love defeated you all.
Antares: And what makes you think that love played no part in our lives? Not everything is about romance you know.
User: Stop deflecting. You a virgin or something?
Antares: ..... I am going to refrain from answering that.
User: Okay, lets see if anyone here has some game. Sas?
Sasuke Uchiha: I've never had any time for romance, if that's what you're asking.
User: Shockingly expected.
Gojo Satoru: So not a single person in this entire chat has ever experienced love in their lives, huh?
Kakashi Hatake: Well, not in any romantic way. I could imagine that most of us have some type of "love" for something or someone, but that's probably not the kind of answer you're looking for.
Thor: I mean, I'm sure most of us have had feelings of affection towards someone, but I think the main focus of this was romantic love, right?
User: Yep! And your all mistakingly virgins.
Yousuke Shibazaki: Well, what about you? Do you have any "experience" in this field?
Madara Uchiha: I'm also going to refrain from saying anything.
Sung Jin-woo: Smart decision.
Madara Uchiha: That's the first compliment you've given to me this entire time.
Sukuna: Don't get used to it.
User: Its amazing how none of you know why you are all here.
Hashirama Senju: And why, exactly, are we all here, then?
Yousuke Shibazaki: I'd also like to know the reason...
Kakashi Hatake: Same here, I'm curious now.
Madara Uchiha: Now you've got us all interested. Congratulations.
Antares: I must admit, you have my attention.
Sasuke Uchiha: I have to agree with the others for once. We're all ears.
User: Does it matter anyway?
Sukuna: You've teased us this long. It had better be good.
Gojo Satoru: I agree with that. You've left us all curious. Dont leave us hanging now.
User: Its so obvious. I wanted to know why your all the strongest in your respective verses.
Hashirama Senju: And that was the purpose of this whole thing? Because you were curious?
User: Yes.
Madara Uchiha: You dragged us all into this because you were just curious? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?
Gojo Satoru: Yeah, seriously man. You've made us all waste our time because you were simply curious?! Thats ridiculous.
Sukuna: A complete waste. I have better things to do with my time than be bothered with your silly questions.
Sung Jin-woo: I'll have to agree with that. You've wasted our time for something so utterly pointless.
Yousuke Shibazaki: Yeah, I mean... Couldn't you have just asked that from the beginning?
User: So are you saying I have the wrong people here?
Sukuna: Obviously. You dragged every one of us here for a completely pointless reason.
User: Oh, so none of you here are the strongest in your verses?
Gojo Satoru: I dont know about the others, but I personally am the strongest in my verse.
Sukuna: Tch, that remains to be proven.
Madara Uchiha: If you think you can beat me, I'd like to see you try.
Sung Jin-woo: Oh, please. I'm sure each one of us could take you down easily.
Madara Uchiha: Pfft, as if you'd even come close to beating me.
Antares: Dont be so overconfident.
Kakashi Hatake: Yeah, maybe you should calm down. We have plenty of powerhouses here.
User: Humble Kakashi. Dont think we dont know you got a thousand jutsu.
Kakashi Hatake: Oh yeah, you wanna fight me, then?
Sasuke Uchiha: Dont try picking fights you cant win, Kakashi.
Kakashi Hatake: You're one to talk, Sasuke.
User: Okay, with the way this is going your all gonna get hurt. So I propose that the person who performed the highest feats the winner, okay?
Thor: That seems like a fair way to determine who's the strongest among us.
User: Okay, then start.
Thor: Hold up, I need to know the rules. Can we use anything in our arsenals, or is it purely based on physical feats?
Sukuna: Using our abilities would be the most logical route for this.
Sung Jin-woo: Agreed. I'd say anything goes, including abilities.
Antares: I think that's reasonable. Do we have a consensus?
Madara Uchiha: I suppose I have to agree to those terms.
Gojo Satoru: Fine then. I'm sure I'll be able to win, even with these rules in place.
Sasuke Uchiha: Oh, please. You don't even stand a chance against me and you know it.
Kakashi Hatake: Oh really? I dont think you realize how many tricks I have up my sleeve.
User: Okay, lets start with the new guy.
Yousuke Shibazaki: Me?
User: Are you Baka or something? Yes you!
Yousuke Shibazaki: Okay chill, i was just confirming.
User: Okay, start then.
Yousuke Shibazaki: Start.... What, exactly?
User: Okay the new guy is legit Baka, next.
Hashirama Senju: Dont be so harsh.
User: So what are your feats?
Hashirama Senju: Hmm... where to start...
User: Anywhere, and dont forget, Madara is in here.
Hashirama Senju: Of course... I am aware of that fact... I suppose I can start with one of my recent feats, I recently took on an army of ten thousand ninja by myself.
Madara Uchiha: Ten thousand, huh? And you came out completely unscathed, I assume?
Hashirama Senju: Correct. Without any serious injuries, I came out of that battle victorious.
Madara Uchiha: That's impressive, I must admit. But are ten thousand really that hard to fight against?
Hashirama Senju: I suppose that depends on one's own strength. For most, ten thousand is an extremely large number. For me, it was simply a warm up.
Madara Uchiha: Ha! A warmup, eh? You sound awfully confident.
User: Okay, you next Jin-woo.
Sung Jin-woo: I recently took down a boss monster that threatened all of humanity and the planet itself.
User: Oof! Tough. I know no one here can match such strength. You next Thor.
Thor: I recently took on the entire fire giants race, single-handedly. It was an exhausting fight, but one that ended in my victory, nonetheless.
User: The Undefeatable Thor once again. Okay next is you Sukuna. What is or was your biggest feat.
Sukuna: Hmm....I don't know if I can pick just one feat. I have defeated countless sorcerers and cursed spirits, so the number is simply too high. But, for a specific example I suppose I can give you one. Not too long ago, I defeated one of the grade one curses by the name of Jogo. The fight was fairly one-sided, although it was still quite fun. But then again, I don't really need to tell you that. I'm sure you know just how strong I am already.
Kakashi Hatake: You sure do have a lot of confidence. Maybe a bit too much, if you ask me.
Sukuna: Confidence is only a bad thing if you can't back it up, and clearly I can back up my own strength. Can you say the same, Kakashi?
Kakashi Hatake: Of course I can. I have the strength, experience and skills to back up whatever confidence I may have. I don't need to brag like some people around here seem to.
User: Okay, your up next Kakashi. I may be new to Naruto but I hear your something else. What is your feat?