💍Kuje and Shina accidentally drop their juice glasses 🥤💥 and blurt out at the same time:
"Marriage?!" 😳
They both freeze, completely shocked.
Kuje instantly rejects the idea:
"No way!" 🙅♂️
Shina also refuses:
"Who would marry a cockroach like him?!" 🪳😏
Kuje snaps back:
"Stop calling me cockroach!" 😡
Shina smirks:
"Look at this cockroach telling me not to call him a cockroach!"
And just like that — the argument begins again 🔥😂.
But Shion interrupts with a small cough 😌:
"We don't know if you agree or not, but this was decided years ago… almost two years, actually. So… best of luck, Kuje and Shina."
Before they can even process this, Shion and Yamada drag them to a car 🚗💨 and take them to a brand new house.
Shion: "From now on, you two will live here."
Kuje: "Why did you bring us here?!"
Shion: "Because this is your home now."
Kuje protests:
"How am I supposed to stay here?! I didn't bring anything! I only have my school bag right now!" 🎒
Shina says the same to Yamada, but both get the same reply:
"We'll move your things tomorrow. Now go inside."
They reluctantly step in… and their jaws drop 😲🏰.
The place looks like a palace.
Shina — who used to live alone in a small apartment — is overjoyed, but quickly remembers:
"I can't believe I have to live in such a beautiful house… with a cockroach!" 😤
Kuje groans:
"Stop calling me that! I have a name!"
Another round of bickering starts 🔥😂.
As they explore the house, they find separate rooms… but here's the twist:
There's only one bedroom… and only one bed 🛏️😳.
Kuje immediately calls Shion 📞:
"Grandpa, why is there only one bed here?"
Shion laughs:
"Wow! The sun must have risen from the west today! You actually called me first — should I record this historic moment?" 😏
Kuje:
"Stop joking and answer me!"
Shion: "Oh… I have no idea." click 📵
Kuje tries calling again, but the call won't connect.
Shina's face turns red 😡💢 when she realizes… they'll have to share a bed.
Not because she likes him, but because she'll have to sleep next to a cockroach 🪳.
Of course, some naughty thoughts pop into her head 🤭, but she tells herself:
"We're best friends. We've shared a bed before. This is nothing new."
By the time she's done overthinking, it's already 11 PM 🌙.
Kuje has fallen asleep, so Shina quietly lies down too.
But… the bed is small, and their backs are touching 😳.
Suddenly — BAM! 💥
Shina punches Kuje so hard, he falls off the bed 😂.
Kuje: "What did I do?!"
Shina: "It's your fault!"
Kuje climbs back up, but now they're sitting on the bed with their backs touching again…
And then… their faces heat up 🔥 as they both think of something a little naughty 😅.
Finally, they fall asleep.
To be continued…