If you've never seen "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes," you'd probably never imagine that the so-called "Glory of the Northern God"—the mighty Thor—would actually be a Shiba Inu!
Child of Nature: "Of course, its strength is undeniable, definitely worthy of the title 'boss'."
After all, "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" is a comedy anime. Anyone who tries to compare power levels with a gag character is doomed to fail.
Especially with characters like the River God, whose line "The Milky Way is just a river" literally brings power to the conceptual level! How do you even compete with that?
Ordinary Group Leader: "Boss? Who in this group isn't a boss?
I mean, I'm the Demon of the Ninja World, ancestor of the Uchiha clan, Madara Uchiha at peak Six Paths level—am I not a boss?
Or Whitebeard, strongest man in my world, rival to the Pirate King—he's not a boss?
Or the Golden Flash, Minato Namikaze—the man who changed the tide of war solo and became the fastest Hokage in history?
Then there's our Queen of Evil Spirits, Kurumi Tokisaki, who commands time itself, can steal lifespans and travel through eras—she's not a boss?
Or the Giant of Light, Daigo, the strongest of all Ultraman's dark giants—he doesn't count as a boss?
And even "The Invincible East"—apprenticed to Dugu Qiubai, master of the Sun Moon Holy Cult—are you telling me she's not a boss either?
Let's be real, the LAST thing this chat group is short on… is bosses!"
Roxie's words just kept building, her momentum peaking as she listed off every overpowered member in the chat.
Child of Nature: "Uh, you do realize he's from a comedy anime, right?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "…Huh?"
Cough, cough.
"Okay, I admit maybe my tone just now got a little loud.
Let's just forget I said anything."
Queen of Evil Spirits: "…"
Just Like That, Meow: "…"
Uchiha Dance King: "…"
Stew Daigo Into Soup: "…"
Can you not show off next time? You're embarrassing us all!
And you're not just embarrassing yourself—when you name-drop the rest of us, you drag us down too!
Ordinary Group Leader: "Come on, cut me some slack. As Vegeta once said: never compare power levels with a gag anime character.
You guys only occasionally break the rules of physics; they never play by the rules at all."
Roxie really had no choice—she'd seen her fair share of gag anime, from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf to Boonie Bears, and none of them ever made sense.
Don't even get her started on Western cartoons—Tom and Jerry is bad enough, but Droopy Dog? That mutt's on a whole other level!
What was that saying again?
"If you can't do it, don't blame the road for being bumpy."
Some of these characters are just impossible to reason with!
Uchiha Dance King: "Is there a memory file on him?"
After hearing all this, even he was curious about this supposed powerhouse.
Come Be My Son: "Gurarara, I'm curious too.
Two transmigrators agreeing someone's unbeatable? Must be nuts."
System: "Ding! Member Brandon White has uploaded a partial memory file."
Child of Nature: "I've uploaded some clips of him. Take a look.
I'll send the full version later."
Time passed as everyone watched the videos.
When it was done, the chat fell strangely silent.
Finally, Roxie couldn't hold back and broke into laughter.
Ordinary Group Leader: "Hahaha!
What the heck is this? Why is Thor a Shiba Inu?
And his dad—oh my god, his dad is named Hong Qigong?! I can't take this!"
Stew Daigo Into Soup: "Shouldn't Thor's dad be Odin?
And why are there spaceships? This doesn't seem right!"
The Invincible East: "Thor… is a dog?"
So this is what gag anime are like? It's definitely not the same as Naruto or One Piece.
Sure, One Piece has its funny moments, but this is on another level.
Guess the saying was right—"You can't use logic here."
I mean, can people really give birth to dogs?
Even gods shouldn't be able to do that, right?
Then again, if she'd seen what Zeus gets up to in Greek mythology, she'd know "reproductive isolation" means nothing to those guys.
Cow, horse, whatever—if Zeus finds it beautiful, he'll chase it. A dog? Why not!
Queen of Evil Spirits: "But isn't the River God even more broken?
'The Milky Way is just a river'—Gold, Silver?
That's literally the power of concepts."
She never really showed off her combat ability, but just that one line elevated her status to a whole new level.
So… as long as there's a "river," it falls under her authority?
Ordinary Group Leader: "Well, it is a gag anime, after all.
But why hasn't he said anything yet?"
Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor, God of Thunder, for the glory of the North!"
Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor, God of Thunder, for the glory of the North!"
Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor, God of Thunder, for the glory of the North!"
Glory of the Northern God: "I am—"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Cut it out, you Shiba! This is a chat group, not real life—you CAN talk, you know!"
Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof???"
Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof!!!"
Glory of the Northern God: "I can talk? I can talk!"
Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof!!!"
Richest Man: "???"
Richest Man: "Shut up, you mangy mutt! Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
Richest Man: "A scientist is busy studying biology and you're barking like a dog?!"
Richest Man: "What's wrong with you?!
Richest Man: "Goddammit!"
Apparently, the second newcomer finally spoke up after being provoked by Thor-the-Shiba, though his messages came off more furious and, well, bizarre.
Stew Daigo Into Soup: "Something seems off here…"
Child of Nature: "Biology…?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Wait, is he… doing that?"
Queen of Evil Spirits: "Maybe…"
Suddenly, the whole chat fell silent, as if they'd all guessed the same terrible thing.
Just Like That, Meow: "What is 'that' meow?
Why did everyone stop talking, meow?"
Meowth was clearly confused, with no idea what the humans were getting at.
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