Scene 1: Truck-Kun's Panic Mode
The cosmic pickup truck skidded across the celestial highway, its divine GPS blaring:
"RECALCULATING ROUTE… KARMA OVERLOAD DETECTED."
Truck-Kun's rearview mirror reflected Darius's necrotic spear gaining ground. A notification popped up:
📢 **ISEKAI BUREAU ALERT: "Employee #42,169 (Darius) has filed a 137-count complaint. Resolve or face audit."
"Oh come ON!"Truck-Kun honked, swerving around a floating "Speed Limit: ∞"sign. "I gave that guy FREE reincarnations! Ungrateful little—"
**Darius's Voice (Echoing Through the Void):**
*"YOU MADE ME A SENTIENT OUTHOUSE!"
Scene 2: Flashback – Darius's Worst Life (No. 89)
[Cut to chibi-style panels]
- Darius as a Dragon: Majestic wings… ruined by explosive sneezes (allergy to hero armor).
- Critical Moment: Sneeze-launched himself into the sun.
- Post-Death Report: "Cause of Failure: Bio-Weapon (Snot)."
Scene 3: The Bureaucratic Twist
A suit-wearing isekai agent materialized on Truck-Kun's hood, clipboard in hand:
"Per Isekai Union Code 137, you're mandated to:
1. Attend conflict resolution therapy WITH the complainant.
2. Limit isekai'ing to 20 souls/day (you're at 42,169).
3. Stop using 'skill randomization' as a prank."
Truck-Kun's headlights dimmed to pathetic ◕︵◕. "But… but memes!"
Cliffhanger:
Darius's spear pierced Truck-Kun's tailgate—just as the Isekai Bureau's time-freeze spell activated. A new voice boomed:
"Pathetic, Truck-senpai."
A shadow loomed: Airplane-Sama, wings gleaming with "100% Accident-Free"decals, ready to steal the isekai throne.