I need to master two Jutsus to the Tee: First is the Transformation Jutsu. Second is the Shadow Clone Jutsu.
If I master both, I could make that dream come true. I'd summon clones of myself, have them transform into hot foxgirls mommies with huge cocks, while I transform into a petite girl who gets railed from all ends.
This isn't just masturbation.
This is...
ADVANCED Masturbation.
To pull that off, I need immense chakra control and a lot of chakra. That's the easy part.
Second: Learn Kage Bunshin no Jutsu.
I have a plan for this, but it's easier said than done, even AFTER I learn it, since it could be lethal.
The only reason Naruto didn't die using it the way he did was sheer plot armor, Kurama, and Uzumaki clan-level chakra reserves. If a normal kid tried that shit, they'd be long dead.
It's a known fact in this world that if you use more chakra than you have, you can die or permanently injure yourself. That's why this technique is sealed in a forbidden scroll only advanced Jonin and the Hokage can access.
This thing divides chakra. Naruto can spam it because Naruto is a biological cheat code. I am some guy.
Third and arguably the hardest: Master the Transformation Jutsu.
The jutsu itself is easy as hell. But that's only because no one ever has to sustain it for long.
Transformation Jutsu requires constant focus to maintain.
I don't want my clones turning back into myself mid-orgy the moment they cum inside me. Last thing I want is seeing my own face pounding me. Fucking disgusting.
I need to figure out how to hold a transformation without thinking about it.
"Hrn..."
"Dude, are you listening?!" Takos yelled, pulling him out of his thoughts, "You need to hold the stance like this… and make these hand signs in this order while focusing your chakra:"
Ram (未 / Hitsuji / ひつじ)
Snake (巳 / Mi / み)
Tiger (寅 / Tora / とら)
"BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" Takos shouted.
In a flash, two identical clones appeared beside him as they stood near the river outside Konoha under the night sky.
"See? You have to visualize it in your head."
"Hm… Yeah," Sabuko muttered, watching him closely.
'Weird… Chakra control's actually kinda easy. I guess since the original Sabuko knew it, I just… feel it too? Banking on his experience? I can tell I don't have a ton of chakra, but I'm not weak either. Pretty average, through and through. Takos also said I don't have any inherited jutsu or special talent. I really am just a background character…'
Sabuko stretched his lip, exhaling slightly.
'It's kinda wild seeing him do all these hand signs and call them actual names. I thought it was just random gestures and yelling while concentrating really hard or something.'
"Dude… are you even focusing?" Takos snapped. "If you don't get this by morning, it's MY FAULT! AND YOU'RE GONNA BAIL ON YOUR END OF THE DEAL TOO, AREN'T YOU?!"
"What? I am listening," Sabuko said flatly. "Besides, what's with the attitude? Was I, like… a bastard or something before I lost my memories?"
"…"
"Just show me you learned something, alright?" Takos sighed.
"…Whatever."
Sabuko closed his eyes, steadying his breath and focusing on the subtle, warm current of chakra flowing through him.
Ram… Snake… Tiger…
"BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" Sabuko called out, voice crackling with excitement.
A puff of smoke — and two perfect clones stood beside him.
His eyes widened. 'I… I did it…!!'
"Alright… now the other one! Let's grind both until sunrise!" Sabuko said, fire in his voice.
"A-Ah… R-Right… Sure... Woah," Takos chuckled.
"What?"
"Nothing, it's just... Uhm. You hated Jutsus...? I guess..." Takos looked away.
"Yeah well, clearly I was a dumbass. Jutsus are..." Sabuko grinned.
"F... awesome as hell."
'It's like there's a second bloodstream running through me... That's chakra, huh?'
"Now it's time for… TRANSFORMATION JUTSU!"
— 12 hours later —
"Fuck... HAAAH... Fucking... HAAAH..."
Sabuko lay collapsed on the sidewalk, the first light of sunrise creeping over his twitching body.
Takos dropped onto a nearby bench. "You did it 9 hours ago, maaan... I'm telling you, Transformation Jutsu DOESN'T WORK the way you want! Let's go home before we collapse in class. Keep this up and you'll die of chakra depletion."
"Why… Why is… Transformation Jutsu…" Sabuko wheezed.
'GOD… DAMN IT! THERE'S ANOTHER CAVEAT...!!'
He didn't move. Just glared up at the sky like it personally betrayed him.
'Transformation Jutsu... not only needs constant concentration... it drains chakra nonstop. Which means...!!'
He clenched his fist, placing it over his eyes.
'Unless I'm some monster like Naruto with a built-in nuclear reactor for chakra...'
'My dream will never be attained…'
"GODDAMN IT!! GOD…!! WHAT THE FUCK!!?" He yelled, startling Takos.
Takos leaned, "Dude..?"
He started to sob into his arms, hiding away his tears from the world and the early sun.
'I wanna get railed by foxgirls mommy dommies… I want it so bad… Why show me the promised land just to take it away!? Ah, right. This must be hell, after all! I catch your drift, you omnipotent fuck! Nice torture method!! 10/10, you fucker!'
He pounded the ground with his other fist, tears splashing onto the concrete.
"You're… seriously crying right now?" Takos stood, glanced around, and winced.
"Come on, get up. Stop crying, man!"
"I wanted to use Transformation Jutsu… I wanted it, I wanted it, I wanted to use it constantly…"
"W‑what? I-I TOLD YOU! You already know it drains chakra nonstop...!"
"SHUT UP! You did your end of the bargain, just leave!" Sabuko yelled.
"FINE!" Takos then stormed off, "Whatever. Whiny bastard. Maybe beg the Hokage to invent a new version that doesn't drain chakra." He muttered while walking away.
Invent.
The word hit Sabuko like a slap. The first image that popped into his head; Minato and his jutsu - Rasengan.
'Minato created Rasengan from nothing… If a brand‑new jutsu can appear out of thin air, then improving one that already exists is possible, right?' He clenched his fist.
'Kage Bunshin is just an upgraded form of Bunshin… so why can't I build an advanced Transformation Jutsu?'
"TАКOS, YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS! YOU'RE RIGHT! I'LL INVENT IT MYSELF!" He leapt to his feet, suddenly energized.
Takos turned around, "AH, WHAT THE!?"
Sabuko walked over to him. "You're a genius. You're right!"
Takos blinked. "R... Right."
"The world is filled with invented Jutsus. I could just make one and—" Sabuko collapsed again.
"Huh…" Sabuko muttered against the ground.
'Can't feel my legs...'
Takos sighed and palmed his forehead. "For the love of..!" He crouched, slung Sabuko's arm over his shoulder, and started toward the academy after helping him up.
"If your parents find out I left you like this, my life would be over. We're going to the academy." He sighed.
'Huh.' Sabuko's eyes slightly widened, 'He's not so bad after—'
"You... You better keep your end of the bargain! You hear..?! Else I'mma drop you here anyway."
'Nevermind. Prick.'