"I'm good. Though I have a question. Is this one sin really going to stop me from getting into heaven? Even with everything else, that is good, that I have done? It's not like I killed someone!"
A sin is a sin, child. You know this. And you were not forgiven.
"I didn't even get a chance to ask for forgiveness!"
Ah such is life. Anyway, time for you to receive your punishment.
"Wait, is there anything I can do?"
His smile became even bigger.
I am glad you asked. There is one person down here who can still grant forgiveness. And there is something you can do. But you're not going to like it…
What the hell. I will here him out. I am desperate any way.
"What can I do?"
Well. The big boss himself, Sir Lucifer Morningstar, was granted permission to grant forgiveness. As a way of given those who can be forgiven a second chance. And as you said, you didn't kill anyone. Your sin is part of the forgivables. All you have to do is commit one more sin.
One more sin. I've always been good. Sure I've made mistakes. I've had moments of weakness. Caving into bullying and judging someone for example. But I don't want to or like sinning. Maybe if I am really good down here, I won't have to.
Doesn't work that way.
Stupid mind reader. Fuck.
Language, Miss "I'm so good"
Ugh. His perfect face is becoming less perfect the more he annoys me. "What is the sin I have to do?"
All you have to do, is make a deal with the Devil.
Hard. Pass. "What is my punishment?"
Ah well you see, our person who chooses punishment is…out of commission. So you'll be out on hold until I…wait you like judging people. Your punishment is now to become: the Judger.
"I actually hate judging people"
That's not what your sin says…besides what did you think would happen after law school?
"I wanted to actually defend people not punish them"
Ah well. Suppose this is why it's a punishment not a reward. And that fact that you hate it, makes this all the more funny to me. Next time don't call me a demon and I may be more lenient. This is what I have decided. Welcome to the Court of Punishments. Now please step out while I prepare everything you need for your job. I need you to stop uglying up my beautiful room.