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Chapter 175 - ch 175: Complicated.

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Piccolo's face was serious, as he floated into the sky, wiping his lip full of blood, he frowned and he gave Kuraiya an intense glare.

Kuraiya wasn't bothered by it and he once again vanished appearing in front of Piccolo with his knees flying downwards, intending to smash into his chest.

Piccolo sensing something amiss, crossed his arms together and a loud crashing sound came.

At one point, both Vegeta and Goku had also appeared after sensing Piccolo's increase of strength.

Goku was breathing heavily as he rubbed his hands together, clearly showing his eagerness to jump the two unprepared.

As for Vegeta, as always he had a scowl on his face, with his arms crossed, but he too wanted to jump the two in the sky.

Piccolo who was pummeled, was falling from the sky as Kuraiya kept forcibly pushing him to the ground.

'boom'

The two smashed into a nearby forest and created a small earthquake, causing a cloud of dust to spring up, "Guhhh!, damnit!", Piccolo enraged tried to grab Kuraiya's leg and give him a special beam cannon to the face, missed his opportunity, as he narrowingly dodged him.

Piccolo who lunged forward lost his balance and was kicked away, but Kuraiya wasn't finished there, he kicked him again, sending him towards a nearby mountain.

Piccolo's teeth clenched, he knew this wasn't over and as expected, the moment he slammed into the mountain, a fist slammed into his chest, then the next one came, one after the other, sending shockwaves outward from each punch.

He looked like Frieza being beaten by Broly at the moment, unable to even fight back, utterly defenseless.

But he noticed something, his own power seems to increase slightly with each damage he took.

He doesn't know that this is useless in front of Kuraiya's abnormal rapid increase of strength when feeling overwhelmed.

Having enough of the beating, his eyes glowed purple and he shot out an eye beam, catching Kuraiya off guard and hitting him squarely on the chest.

Piccolo stealing this chance, kicked forward smashing his foot into Kuraiya's chest, then raised his hands to his face, he shouted, "solar flare!".

Kuraiya wasn't expecting this, so he got caught off guard again, grunting in annoyance, he closed his eyes and launched a fist straight back.

Piccolo easily dodged this time and he raised his arm forming a spiked rock behind Kuraiya and forming a orange ball in his other hand, he slammed it into Kuraiya's face, sending him straight into the spiked rock.

Kuraiya instantly slammed into the floating rock, Piccolo who thought he had seriously injured Kuraiya, breathed a sigh of relief.

But as the smoke cleared, Kuraiya was perfectly fine, floating upward, he stared angrily at Piccolo, he was utterly enraged, he knew his face was blackened from that attack.

"Such cheap.., tricks!", his body glowed brightly, his green energy spiking higher, Piccolo swallowed hard and retorted.

"Bring it!".

After half an hour, Piccolo lay in a crater, reverted back into his base form and unconscious.

Kuraiya standing at the top of the crater, looked completely fine, minor the black scorch mark on his face.

Crouching down on one knee he spoke up, "are you really out cold?", as soon as he said this, Piccolo opened one eye and he shook his head.

Soon after Goku and Vegeta arrived behind Kuraiya, "since that's the case, Piccolo, I want to fight this new form of your's too".

"You idiot!, we clearly had a rock, paper, scissors before!, since I've won!, it naturally should be me, first!"

Kuraiya gazed behind him and shook his head, "I'll leave you three too it then".

On Tobirama and Madara's side, the two had long since been silent the entire time, it wasn't until they heard a poof sound behind them, that the silence was shattered.

(B) Tsunade had enough waiting, she appeared and stomped her way over, while pointing at Madara.

"Bastard Uchiha!, if you cause any problems within this village, I, Tsunade will beat you to a pulp, Kuraiya may trust you, but I dont!".

Turning to face Tobirama, she simply sneered and stormed off, [tch, all that waiting and they just stand on a rock in silence, damnit, I'm gonna force that bastard Kuraiya to drink with me when I return!.]

Both Tobirama and Madara just stayed silent until she disappeared, the two simply glared at one another and the silence once again returned.

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The next morning.

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Outside of Konoha, the Daimyo and his entourage arrived in secret, they came here for an important mission.

A young woman trodded past them and stared into the distance, suddenly she smiled and waved to her family, "since we're already here, I'm going ahead".

"Ugh, sister, please..", "shut up!, try and persuade me and I'll beat you up!".

"Okay, okay, daughter you can go ahead, just make sure as to not cause any trouble".

The Daimyo shook his head and pulled out his fan, only to waff it with distraught.

A few minutes later, that woman arrived at Kuraiya's estate, pulling out a photo, she kept comparing it to the place ahead of her.

"Mm, this is the place", just as she took a step forward, several puppets appeared with their arms raised at her.

The woman showed shock and she suddenly started panicking, "I.. I'm here to see my fiance, I mean, I'm here for important business!".

Seeing the glowing growing brighter, she instantly bowed, only for a voice to come over, "you said important business?".

The woman looked up and saw a cold looking blonde haired woman also floating in the air, "hey!, you dumb big breasted woman, I asked you a question!".

"I'm not dumb!..", looking down at her large chest, she proudly did a mr Satan pose, her hands on her hips as she puffed out her chest.

"But you're right about that other one", then she suddenly stopped smiling, "but, that's right, I'm here for important business".

18, stared at the woman for a long time, the scrutiny making the woman a little uncomfortable.

"Tch, fine, follow me, don't try anything foolish, or I'll personally send you to meet Yama".

The woman showed a confused expression and she muttered under her breath as she silently followed the floating 18, "what's a Yama, did she mean shinigami".

Eventually, they arrived at the main door of the mansion, 18 simply glanced behind and vanished behind the woman, "I meant what I said before, don't you dare try anything!".

The woman instantly stood to attention and she shouted in response, "yes!".

After some time of not getting an answer, she looked around and found out she was alone, "hmph, she's just fast, not at all scary".

The woman just stared at the large door for a while, taking a deep breath she strode forward and gave off a perverted smile, "haaah, I thought I could get over you with Sasuke, but they were just childish dreams, he simply made me more fascinated with you".

"Cousin!, I've returned to give you a big hug!", Naho Kurahashi beamed with excitement as she snuck into Kuraiya's home.

She had indeed snuck around for awhile, until she heard a man's voice and when Kuraiya turned around, his face was instantly covered with large breasts.

Trying to pry this woman off of him, he simply looked up and frowned, "um, you're not that little brat Naho right?".

"Hehe, you remember me!", Kuraiya pried her off of him and his eyes bulged after seeing the big melon's, his confusion was gone, but now their was astonishment, his gaze even went to the waist, "full of meat", he unconsciously compared her to Tsunade.

'boing'

'boing'

"Ahem, please cover yourself up, if I'm not mistaken, today is your sixteenth birthday right".

Naho ignored him, simply getting a pointed nose as she turned to the side, "mm, it is indeed my sixteenth..".

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Naho Kurahashi appearance.

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Kuraiya was still staring, it was as if he was being hypnotized, [perhaps genetics.], he remembered Tsunade who was also born of the princess of this country's late Daimyo.

Naho froze for a moment, her eyes lighting up, [what was that, did he speak in his mind, so weird, no, perhaps the gods have listened to me.]

Kuraiya watched her expression shifting a lot and he face palmed, "here she goes again".

As the two were in their own world, the one beside Kuraiya finally spoke, "uh, so, who is this?", Anko couldn't help but ask, her mind was swirling with another mischievous thought.

Kuraiya patted Naho's head and ruffled it aggressively, "this is my cousin, Naho, the one that sends letters every week".

In the Hokage office, Tsunade stared intently at her own cousin, from her mother's side of course, looking at the Daimyo with makeup all over his face.

Her face twitched, then she surveyed the other three by his side, one was a young man smiling, the other was a slightly old man, who manages most meetings and the other a thick lipped man who stands in for the Daimyo.

Of course Tsunade knew how the real Daimyo looked, even if he hides it well, after all he gave ten million ryo a month before she became Hokage.

Kinyo Kurahashi, Kuraiya's uncle and Tsunade's cousin, he stared at her with an unfriendly face, clearly displeased with her.

"Dear princess, why did you marry the prince?, I'm pretty sure it was well hidden",

Tsunade frowned with displeasure, staring at the other three, the Daimyo sighed and waved his hand, "leave us".

"What, but father..", the young man shrank back when he saw the glare and he nodded, after the three left, the Daimyo put a strange notice on the table.

Tsunade instinctively took it and after reading it, she glared Kinyo, "you bastard, what is this!".

Kinyo pulled out a wet wipe and wiped his face, once his makeup was off, his aura flared up, it was chakra and it was massive, a huge red hue covered his entire body.

Tsunade instinctively stood up and became serious, Kinyo chuckled and pulled out his fan, "don't be so scared, dear cousin, our Senju clan are already well hidden now, you have Tobirama to thank for this, before he took office".

Tsunade shook her head and glared at him, "you bastard!, you still haven't answered me!", her hand was glowing green and her hair started floating upward.

Kinyo sighed and nodded, he didn't seem at bothered by this, "very well, this marriage was originally set before he was born, however, due to his father's sudden death, it was put on the shelves..".

Tsunade felt extremely pissed off right now, [these bastards knew all along, yet, as soon as they found out about my marriage, these scum act like it was their plan.]

Kinyo chuckled and shook his head, "I have a feeling you think this was a trap, no, it wasn't a trap, I've been keeping my eyes on my dear nephew for a long time, without me, he'd have been on the kill list of your dear teacher a long time ago, without me threatening Hiruzen, he'd have long since perished".

Tsunade seethed with rage, however Kinyo simply stared at her, "what the hell do you know?!", she jumped onto the table and picked him up by his clothes.

Kinyo tapped her hand, "I'll tell you, but please be reasonable", although she really wanted to turn him into pile of mincemeat, she gritted her teeth and dropped him back down.

Straightening up his clothing, he pulled out a scroll and placed it onto her desk, "everything you want to know is in here, plus the dowry, I won't be here for long, or else people may know I'm the real Daimyo".

Tsunade jumped down and scooped up the scroll, opened it and perused it, her expression changing every few seconds.

Shaking her head quickly, she stared at Kinyo in disbelief, Kinyo nodded as if he already knew what she was about to ask.

Taking a deep breath in, she placed a hand on her forehead and started laughing, "what a bunch of idiots, but it's a great plan, hahahaha!, fine!, I accept, what do you want?".

Kinyo instantly perked up and smiled, "ahem, I want the next Hokage and the next Hokage after to be from my dear nephews side, these are my terms, only our family deserves to be in power, anyone else and we'll just have the same situation as before, too many innocent people were lost under the midget third, he made this country lose it's people's trust..".

His face became ferocious and he continued with utter hatred, "look.., after our Senju took over, this villages people have increased from it's meager ten thousand, to nearly a million people..".

Tsunade clicked her tongue, "you shrewd bastard, so you only want a sturdy country, I can agree to your terms, but the next Hokage..", she clicked her tongue again and continued with her own terms.

"The next Hokage will be an Hyuga, she's rather proactive with work based stuff and as for after, it'll only be from the Senju bloodline".

But inwardly, Tsunade was secretly rejoicing, [wahahaha!, dear Hinata don't blame for this, you've made me do this, damn hogging fox, you deserve to feel my own pain.]

Kinyo looked embarrassed, but he still nodded regardless, his eyes landed on a pencil stack and his lips twitched.

"Tsunade, may I ask who that is", Tsunade followed his finger and sighed, "Tsun Tsun, there's no point in hiding anymore".

A quick poof appeared and (B) Tsunade's face looked embarrassed, Kinyo's eyes widened as he looked between the two.

"This.., this isn't a clone, how?.., forget it, I won't pry", (B) Tsunade, simply ignored the guy and stared at the scroll herself and her eyes widened.

It recorded the remaining Senju and they were are all the Daimyo hiding in the dark, if she, before hand in her other world knew, she would've taken every ounce of their Ryo to be rich over night.

Especially when she saw the settlement money for the marriage below, her breathing quickened and she stared at her other self with utter jealousy.

"Ahem, I hope to hear good news within the week, I have to 'cough' 'cough', see my daughter's wedding soon", Tsunade saw blood on Kinyo's hand and her expression changed.

Kinyo waved his hand, "it's the sage body, it isn't perfect, just like Hashirama, it's become a burden on me".

Tsunade stared at her other self and the two nodded, as if they thought of the same thing, "we can help with this, it just so happens, I've already had extensive experience in this area".

Kinyo's eyes widened, looking at the two, he simply sighed and nodded, "very well", he stood up and put on his drag queen appearance and the two Tsunade's twitched their lips at the same time.

"Well, I'll be one my way".

Watching him leave, the two just shook their heads, 'sigh', "it seems I've become a matchmaker, but seriously, I can't refuse such an income, he'll just have to accept, he won't care anyway".

The two stared at the never ending numbers and they started giggling.

(It's a hundred billion dowry, that's how much he wants Kuraiya's hand in marriage for his daughter)

The two couldn't help but tremble in excitement, "this calls for a drink, we'll make him drink till he can't talk, and seal the deal quickly".

Tsunade hearing her other self's words, shook her head, "no, let it be pure, we can't rush this just because we've suffered by his dominance".

(B) Tsunade instinctively shivered, remembering how he had nabbed her up and took her to a hotel right off the bat, so she nodded response, "fine, I got ahead of myself".

"But..", (B) Tsunade who had just spoken saw a hidden glint in Tsunade's eyes.

"But, we can make her feel jealous, we can show her how we take all his babies.., 'cough', I mean time, that'll cause her to feel urgent".

"You cunning bitch, but I like it, I'll pull out the bunny suit when we return, I'll put her in her place right from the get go", her face flushed, she didn't know when, but she actually enjoyed roleplaying, especially the nurse, once unknowingly she even saw Kuraiya pounding the other Tsunade in this very office.

Staring at her other self again, the jealousy was simply too huge.

"Ah, since we'll be busy today, you don't have to come in, I'll take care of tomorrow's work", Tsunade's eyes squinted for a moment, but seeing she wasn't showing any pervertedness, she simply ignored it.

[Few, that was close, heh, I guess I can see what it feels like myself, the danger of being caught is quite exciting, I've heard even that brown haired bitch in heat all day, has tried it too..]

Suddenly she remembered what had happened yesterday, staring at the back of Tsunade, she clicked her tongue.

[This woman even tried to hide those dragon balls to get younger, tch, what a sneaky one, I'll hide them for myself, since I need them more than the others.]

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Back on Kuraiya's side.

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As Kuraiya was making a quick meal for the three of them, he paused his actions after hearing what Naho had just said to him, turning around slowly like a machine, his lips were shaking.

"You, what did you say", "hehe, what else, the dowry is one hundred billion", Anko on the side even forgot to breath after hearing this amount, her expression was so shocked she looked like a ghost.

Kuraiya started trembling all over, at first, after she told him he was to wed her, he simply thought she was rattling on her day dreams again.

But after a longer talk, he finally believed her words and after the dowry, his bandit nature, simply couldn't refuse at all.

"Tch, fine, I'll marry you, but if you dare put any probations on me, I'll throw you on a desolate planet".

Naho saw his seriousness and she started shaking side to side, Kuraiya seeing this facepalmed.

Anko finally woke up from her stupor and angrily shouted while slamming the table, "no!, you won't marry her openly!".

Kuraiya knew what she meant and he agreed with her, but Naho shook her head, "no!, I want the whole world to know your mine!".

Anko seethed with uncontrollable an rage, she stood up and stormed off, "just you wait, I'll make you regret this".

Naho actually became little scared this time, that glare seemed to say, 'you better sleep well tonight'.

Kuraiya watching this, gave Naho a look of annoyance, "my other request, is that you don't fight amongst them".

Naho turned back, showing surprise on her face, "them?", showing a wicked smile, he pointed to the now dragged over group by Anko.

Naho sucked in a deep breath and she gave Kuraiya a pleading gaze.

"Deal with this yourself, you caused it".

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Cooler quote - I love it!, you're too much!

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