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Sometimes, I swear I was born under the worst damn star in the sky.
Everything in my life? Blame it on bad luck. Until it finally got me killed.
And yeah, I know how that sounds. Everyone thinks I'm just unlucky.
But believe me—when I tell you I have a rare condition, you'll either envy me or pity me.
You see...
I attract yanderes.
And I don't mean the cute kind who stalk your Instagram or send you lunch every day.
I mean the kind who'll smile while stabbing your chest mid-orgasm.
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Let me back up.
At first, it was great. A hot, loyal girl named Lucy—clingy, obsessed, and basically wanted to mount me 24/7.
I didn't complain.
But it got weirder when every female within 10 kilometers started giving me those eyes. You know the ones. The "if-I-can't-have-you-no-one-can" eyes.
And Lucy… she could tell everything. I swear she could read my thoughts.
One time we were doing it, and her phone buzzed. Some app she had—probably YandereTracker™—pinged a notification:
> "The subject deviated 4 km from the usual walking route."
She lost it. She thought I was cheating.
Mid-climax, she grabbed a kitchen knife and— drove it to my heart
Yeah, that's how I died.
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Now I'm here.
White void. Empty room.
Feels like limbo… or a dentist's waiting room. I can't tell.
noah: "Am I dead?"
Rob (??): "Yep! But what a way to go, huh? Heartbreak and heart penetration at the same time."
noah: "What the hell?! Who said that?"
Rob: "It's me, your boi Rob. Supreme cosmic entity, part-time T-Coin hustler, full-time chaotic neutral."
Turns out, Rob was dared in a cosmic game of Truth or Dare to pick a human and toss him into an ecchi harem world
.how did I know that?
He turned out to be a nice guy and explained everything.
> "The more harem members you get, the more T-Coins I earn," he said proudly, puffing his chest i think, i just felt the gesture
But just as he was grinning—he remembered some flashbacks, he wished he didn't recall.
> Rob had an ex-girlfriend named Robina, who—just to ruin his fun—used her power to reincarnate all of the yandere's of my chosen hero here "noah" into the DxD world
So he strategically chose not telling him ... .that for .....now.
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noah: "So what now? Do I get wishes? A golden finger? Cheat codes?"
Rob: "Ehhh… the wish machine's busted. And I kinda… skipped the cheat module at Rob's Prep Academy."
noah: "You what?!"
Rob: "Relax! I got something better. Listen close… I'm giving you the Template System."
Rob: "You can upload any anime, movie, or fiction from Earth to the DxD world. If it gets popular, you gain the noah's powers as a 'template.'"
noah: "…What?! I'm not a filmmaker!"
Rob: "Too bad. Here's a phone linked to Earth. Shoot content, upload it here, get views—and boom, power boost."
Rob: "Power depends on how well it did on Earth. Box office, views, fanbase—that determines your template rate."
noah: "…I can even upload stuff like SCP or DC?"
Rob: "Slow down, cowboy. Some stuff's locked behind mystery conditions, even i don't know them."
Then he clapped his hands.
> "Now say yes and goodbye, because it's harem time, baby!"
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[. SYSTEM ONLINE – Template Upload System v1.00 - "T.U.S."]
> Welcome, User: [Mertin Noah]
> RobCoin Balance: 0
> Video Upload Authority: UNLOCKED
> Template Sync System: ACTIVATED
[. Template Mechanic Explained:]
• Upload any work of fiction from Earth:
- Anime, Manga, Movie, Game, SCP, Comic...
-You can only have one template at a time
• Each upload creates a [TEMPLATE]:
- Templates contain main character abilities from the source.
• Your Sync Rate determines power level:
- 1% = base power at beginning
- 25% = combat skills and experience
- 50% = core abilities and full potential
- 75% = signature moves
- 100% = full template all power
unlocked
- ???% = [???? SYSTEM OVERLOAD MODE]
• Popularity = Power:
- The more views/likes your movie gets in DxD, the faster sync rises
- Templates based on global popularity (Earth) as a full 100% from the local traction (DxD for now)
• Fusion Templates:
- Combine two 100% Templates to create [Advanced Hybrids]
- Current fusion limit: 1
- Must be conceptually compatible
• Note: Some templates are locked under unknown conditions...
[Rob's Tip of the Day. :]
"Upload smart, sync fast, and don't blow up a school with a sneeze."
[System: Passive Skill Unlocked – "Cosmic Copyright Bypass"]
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My eyes snapped open.
I was lying on a dusty wooden floor.
Sunlight peeked through cracked windows.
A letter sat nearby. I picked it up:
> "Welcome to Kuoh Academy. All documents are forged. The dorm is yours.
– P.S. Add me on Fortnite – Rob"
I sighed, stood up—damn, my legs were long—and glanced in the mirror.
Tall. Sharp white hair. Piercing blue eyes.
I looked like Gojo on protein powder.
195 cm of anime lean muscle body and the ionic eyes.
Then I cleaned the place, ventilated the room, then grabbed the phone.
Opened the local video-sharing app,not telling it name, because it sounds corny
Alright, I'm gonna say it:
touyube...I don't know how am gonna spend next days on my "touyube" channel without dying of cringe.
Account created.
But then I paused, I should work my mind here because this world's dangerous.
Supernatural. Demons. Angels. Breasts that bounce with the force of God.
I need power. And fast.
> "Who do I upload first…?"
After some thinking, I grinned.
> "Accelerator."
White-haired lunatic with god-tier physics powers.
Vectors, matter, energy, motion. Dude even tanked nuclear-level attacks.
Basically all physical parameters
Perfect for DxD chaos.
I hit upload.
Just to remember dxd now in 2012, and the internet was like not invented yet?.
Alright, maybe invented, but it just made my job a lot harder. Should I walk naked on the street promoting the anime :A Certain Magical Index?
Because with this body I am sure my fanbase would be mostly women…
Muh leave it to tomorrow
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