There could be faint sounds of metal clashing and swords being intertwined, as two individuals could be seen. One with beautiful blonde hair, and armor that only fit a noble, with looks that can make a model ashamed, and... an average high school boy?
"Misogi! I am here to end your life, and put to rest your reign of terror!" The woman yelled as she began to lift her golden blade, a light brighter than the sun, and a blade so beautiful it would be an honor to die by it.
『You know it's not nice to attack a normal loser like me~』The bruised boy said as he lay on the snowy ground, bloodied up like a used tampon.
"You are far from normal! I know of you're deeds, that level of bullshit doesn't work on me!" The woman angrily said.
"Heed my words, Misogi. Sheathed in the breath of the planet!"
Realizing what's coming, Misogi's eyes widen. 『H-hey let's talk this one out~』The boy said as he began to stumble and stutter on his words with sweat beading down his face.
"A torrent of shining life."
『S-saber, don't do this to me. Remember the universal days? During early powerscaling?』Misogi said as he waved his arms around like a squid.
"Feel its wrath."
Misogi had a frown on his face as he watched in sadness. 『I was liking this universe~ :(』
"EXCALIBUR"
As the name of her blade screamed out of her mouth, the sound of the sword slicing through the sound waves could be heard. As she swung her blade upon Misogi. Causing an explosion so large that the universe around them began to shake.
Then there was a crack... as the void began to shatter, the space behind the stars opened as a white void enveloped them.
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As Saber opened her eyes, all she saw was an empty white void. As she saw no signs of Misogi anywhere, she waited a bit longer as she sheathed her weapon on her hips and sat down.
She let out a sigh of relief as she closed her eyes, realizing it was finally over.
『Good job, Saber, you finally put an end to that disgrace of a person』Miso- Wait... What?
Saber's eyes shot open as she felt weight on her lap. She quickly looked down to find none other than Misogi Kumagawa, completely unscathed, and resting his head on her thighs
『Mmmmm~ This is very comfortable』Kumagawa said as he rubbed his face up and down on her legs.
Saber breathed in, then out. She repeated this 5 times...before unsheathing Excalibur at speeds beyond comprehension and striking down on him. As the smoke cleared, with the sound of metal clashing, Saber looked at what was blocking her attack, causing her stomach to drop in horror.
Misogi...had an exact copy ofExcalibur. But instead of its usual shine of light and gold. It was Dark, with a crimson red color scheme matching Kumagawa's eyes and personality.
Saber nearly dropped to the floor, but kept her composure as she dashed back from Kumagawa, creating distance between them.
"You monster!" Saber screamed. "I'm the only one who should be wielding Excalibur!" She said as her blood began to boil
『What~ You can't dictate ownership of it! That's cheating~』Kumagawa said as he raised Excalibur on top of his neck with one hand in his pocket.
"Why didn't it kill you..." Saber said in a low voice.
"Y-your supposed to be dead." Saber said as she began to shake.
『Yeah~ How could I possibly survive an attack on that level~』Kumagawa said as he scratched his chin while thinking.
While he was lost in thought saber swung down on him once more, hoping, praying that this attack would kill.
『I thought knights fought with honor?』Kumagawa said as he stopped Excalibur with his finger.
Saber stood there, her whole body shaking, as Kumagawa's body turned distorted, his eyes turning hollow white as he smiled while holding one screw in one hand, with Excalibur in the other.
"M-monster, get away from me." Saber said in horror. As she took quick steps back.
『What~ I'm not a monster duh~』Kumagawa said with a creepy smile on his face as he began to walk towards Saber while tossing his signature screw in the ear.
Saber brought out Excalibur desperately as she raised it above one last time. Fear all on her face as her arms shook.
Kumagawa, seeing this, appeared behind her, grabbed her wrist gently, and began assisting her with lifting Excalibur into the sky.
Saber didn't think to glance back, as the light that shone eternally bright began to be absorbed into the sword.
Kumagawa appeared in front of her again as he stabbed Excalibur into the ground.
"T-this light is the planet's hope." Saber said, shakingly.
"P-proof of the life that illuminates this world." She continued as her breathing slowed down.
Kumagawa smirked as he placed his hands inside his pockets. 『Seeing this for the first time when watching TV was amazing. Now show me it up close 』Kumagawa said as he smiled gently.
"BEHOLD! EXCALIBUR!" Saber screamed out at the highest possible level as she struck Excalibur down on Kumagawa.
This time, causing an explosion so powerful, it shattered the white void 12 times in succession as a new purple void replaced it.
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Sounds of heavy grunting and breathing could be heard.
Saber's entire body was shaking as her breaths started to decrease in speed.
She slowly opened her eyes as her words got stuck in her throat.
Saber couldn't breathe, talk, or move as she stood there in fear.
Kumagawa didn't move a muscle; his hands remained in his pockets for the entire attack, as the blade got lodged in his head.
He smiled as the blood from his head slowly dripped on the purple floor, causing the entire space to turn crimson.
Kumagawa didn't say a word as Saber looked at him with no flare in her eyes.
He lifted his index finger and placed it onto her forehead.
Saber felt her body lifted off the ground and into the air, as the screws pierced her body from the ground up.
She blinked once...twice...thrice.
No pain?
She looked down at Kumagawa as a smile was plastered on his face.
She gave a confused look to Kumagawa as he flicked her forehead.
『King Arthur, that was hilarious!』Kumagawa said as he burst out laughing.
This was when Saber felt her cheeks heat up for the very first time.
She began flailing her arms at Kumagawa, trying to hit him, but it was in vain as he stood there, his nose touching hers.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE!" Saber said with a blush on her face.
『All Fiction』Kumagawa says as he places his hands in his pockets.
Saber blinks, and everything is back to normal; the universe they are in is reverted, Excalibur is in peak condition, and all of their bruises are gone.
Saber falls to the ground as she is met with a face full of flowers.
Kumagawa walks to the ground a plucks a margold, a yellow type of flower.
『Here, it complements your looks.』Kumagawa says as he hands Saber the flower.
She accepts the flower from his hand as she places it in her hair, resting inside her ornament.
『Well, that was quite fun. I hope we can play again. 』Kumagawa says as he waves goodbye to Saber and walks away.
Saber sits in the field of flowers with a gentle smile. '' He doesn't seem so bad. I wonder though...Why does Shiki hate him somuch?
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In all honesty, I don't see how Saber could win this one. While yes, her armor could adapt to any attack thrown at her, and give her complete immunity. Kumagawa could just bypass that with all fiction. Given how Kumagawa has already read every manga, anime, LN, etc. He would already know this and could just erase it off rip. But let's say Kumagawa doesn't know about Saber or Fate.
Saber still has no win con. She can't kill him because of his infinite lives, she can't injure him because of all fiction redoing her every move. Her best bet would be to try going full power off rip (If I'm giving her prep time), but even then, Kumagawa would just speed blitz the shit out of her or just erase her entire concept.
He also lives in a higher dimensionality than her, so he negs off of that alone
Conclusion: Kumagawa wins neg - no diff