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Chapter 39 - Fifty-Seven Sacred Words!

These scrounges of society would disguise themselves as weak in order to gain compensation or sympathy from others.

It was very obvious that Madam Liu was one of them.

There were plenty of ways to deal with her specifically.

Given Xero's never ending soaring boundless cultivation realm, he could send her past the atmosphere in a heartbeat! 

Past the solar system!

Past outer space!

Past the galaxy!

And into a supernova, where she can stay and orbit for the rest of her damn life!

Or, if he was generous, he could just use Four Thousand Divine Buddha Eye to summon the inner flame of a star cluster in her core, making her combust on the spot! 

But Xero didn't want to make a scene or show off. 

Instead, he wanted to solve and progress the situation without causing any trouble.

Apart from the Shadow Emblem killers who treat human life like sand to step on; Xero himself hadn't really killed anyone once in his life. From a young age, he had been taught to be a student, get good grades, and study well; most importantly, to also adhere to the core of cultivation. 

This was the Magical Energy Information Era, killing wouldn't solve a damn thing!

In the end Madam Liu flicked her sleeves. She didn't leave without taking a piece of cloud, but a suitcase and her heart full of pride. 

"Who knew young people could be so gullible!" She exclaimed loudly in her heart, wild with joy. A whole fifteen million yuan! She had been a pengci veteran for years, she had never harvested such a fruitful reap! 

Xero watched her leave with an indifferent expression. The pengci gang was notorious, but they hadn't been match for his Eternal Illusion Spell. 

Madam Liu thought she was carrying a suitcase full of cash, while she was actually carrying a suitcase full of shit…

Keep a low profile, and deal with it nicely…

This was always his approach, as he usually avoided fights.

Otherwise, if he really raised a hand against her. The city would collapse at the very least, and the impact would divide the earth in two! 

(If he sneezed seriously, that could happen too…)

But this time, he utilized two magical spells.

The first was the "Eternal Illusion" Spell, which he cast on Madam Liu.

The second was the "Grand Everlasting Word Spell" which he used on the chunk of shit he was holding! 

It was an immensely powerful brainwashing ability.

Once Madam Liu took the chunk of shit back to the Pengci gang, the core cultivation values which Xero had carved into them would start to take effect!

Liberty, peace, integrity, tolerance, unity, respect, fairness, solidarity, empowerment, justice, compassion, responsibility, sustainability… when the time came, the whole Pengci gang would be sanctified by the Fifty-Seven Sacred Words! 

Watching Madam Liu recede into the distance, Xero couldn't help but sigh in his heart… for the sake of all living things, it's a real f**king struggle for me! 

"Ehh, eww! Why'd the lady walk away with a suitcase of shit?"

The rest were all confused on the scene.

"Maybe because of the ban of dancing in public squares. Heard that she has major schizophrenia." Xinyan analyzed the situation seriously.

"If the elderly were mentally unstable, why would they commit Pengci for the thrill?" Misaki also shook her head.

And so, after a thoughtful discussion; they came to the conclusion…

It was the systems fault — the world's fault!

It was Wednesday of the third or fourth week of school.

Baiye returned to the Student Union Office, with his face swollen. He had just been beaten up by the buff old ladies and old men of the Pengci gang!

The lumps on his head looked like a few Dali Foods Rice Balls piled up together. 

Even when Zunhao saw him, he was dumbstruck. "Uh. Are you new here?" 

Baiye: "…" 

Xie Zhenyu pushed up his glasses. Despite his wretched appearance with a bunch of Dali Foods Rice Balls on his head, Xie Zhenyu could still recognize him due to his big lips. "The hell happened to you?" 

Baiye buried his face into his hands and wanted to cry, but had no tears left. It had already been used during the beating he received.

"Did something happen?" Zunhao was interested.

Baiye took out the local morning newspaper and slammed it on the table. Zunhao and Xie Zhenyu's eyes scanned the paper, and their eyes locked onto the major headline for today's top story in local news — the Pengci gang of Qiyuan district had revolted last night, and all of them had turned themselves in to to the police mysteriously. With ill gotten women submitting their gains one after the another while extolling the core values of cultivation…

Zunhao: "…" His lips twitched fiercely.

No one knew what kind of madness had seized this bunch of old men and women… under the leadership of Madam Liu, there had been a massive defection overnight. 

Turning their asses in under the leadership of Madam Liu, the entire Qiyuan district branch of the pengci gang was now proclaiming they were cutting ties with the main Pengci gang and transitioning into the "Harmony Gang!"

Thinking back onto what happened last night, he couldn't help but be aggrieved. He was a grown man!

As the employer, he had especially arranged the meeting this morning with Madam Liu to discuss the results of the assigned mission. 

However, he had not expected to be cornered by muscular old women and men by the time he got there! 

At this time, Madam Liu's temperament was completely different from last night. With a red band that had the word "harmony" on it wrapped around her arm. She recited the Fifty-Seven Sacred Words. 

Baiye couldn't recall what those words actually were. 

After she had recited the words, she took out a little red book and began to read from it. "That in fact, Student Baiye hired us as pengci racketeers and will suffer severe consequences from instructor Madam Liu." Then she showed her palm. "The crime of cultivation disharmony!" 

Immediately after that, nine muscular old men and women alike surrounded him! 

Although Madam Liu was an ordinary, that didn't mean that there wasn't any cultivators in the Pengci gang…

If it had just been Madam Liu, Baiye could have dealt with her easy. But all the nine men and women that surrounded him were Foundation or higher!

After that… well what'd you expect?

Baiye didn't have time to yell "jiu ming a!!~" before the eight old men and women took turns beating him. Then he returned to school badly battered.

Zunhao Wenyan: "…" 

Xie Zhenyu: "…"

Now Zunhao and Xie Zhenyu felt that this was very weird. 

Ever since No. 90 came, shit after shit kept on happening! 

Now even the stubborn bastards from the pengci gang f**king gave themselves in?! 

— The f**k were they getting at!?

Zunhao had complicated feelings in him.

Their plans to humiliate their opponents backfired tremendously, not to mention the formation flags… shit still confuses scientists till this day! It was clear this was No. 89's turf, but in the end, No. 90 hadn't just entered, they had made themselves a f**king house here!

There was no way they were going to tolerate this any longer!

Zunhao sighed darkly, as he glared fiercely through the window. "In that case, we'll have to kick things up a notch… and invite HIM."

Xie Zhenyu and Baiye's eyes widened, they knew who he was referring to when he said, "HIM."

"…Him? Are you sure, president?" 

"It's the only way. The only way I can finally put those bastards through the ground once and for all!" 

Given the current situation, they could only ask for "that senior's" help. 

Every school would have delinquents, including No. 89 High.

There were three days left until the exchange meet ended, and Zunhao's plans to humiliate them has not only failed but backfired. 

In any case, it was still three days left. And Zunhao felt that he had to get back at them somehow.

In the morning, No. 89 Student Union led by Zunhao, found the notorious Senior Huai Xiao Zi, Rong Bufan. 

The wind rises from flat ground, this was the meaning of Senior Rong's name. 

Actually…

This name suited this delinquent very well. After all, just from his name, you could tell that he's one hell of a troublemaker and feared throughout.

Zunhao didn't actually know anything about Senior Rong's history. He only knew that whenever they referred to him, they would call him by code name: "9978."

This code name, 9978, didn't refer to any school item or how many dicks he shoved in his mouth. Instead, it referred to the overall marks he somehow got on the entrance exam, which was the highest the school had ever had. 9978.

Exams for each subject was only limited to a thousand marks, especially on the entrance exam with the force value test. Since the beginning of school, weekly, and even monthly including yearly, to break the thousand mark line was really over exaggerating in that term.

This year, happened to be the third year Senior Rong was repeating the Senior Grade Four of School… 

In short, this even gave Director Yue a headache. If it wasn't for Zunhao being at his 'limit' then she would have never asked this "grandmaster" to help out the union.

In the morning, Zunhao used student union records to find Senior Rong's phone number.

The male toilets in the third floor was Senior Huai Xiao Zi's territory, and all students knew rules wouldn't save them there. Otherwise, it's known that your face would have a thorough washing in the toilet…

As President Union, Zunhao naturally received numerous complaints, but there was nothing he can do…

This was the delinquent's background: Rong Bufan's granddad was the circumcision director.

It was this very reason that the school hadn't expelled him yet…

"Hey. You the ones that want to meet up with Senior Rong?" Immediately as they entered, they were stopped by a senior in a graffiti vest. 

Zunhao's eyes swept over the senior's fashion style. He was roughly one hundred and seventy meters tall and he wasn't wearing the school uniform properly. Instead, it was wrapped around his waist, one hand in his pocket. The most eye catching thing was his hair, it was sticking out in a way that made him as tall as Zunhao! 

"…" Zunhao, Xie Zhenyu and Baiye gasped in unison. Shit! This guy's style is watering my eyes!

"Is… senior free now?" Zunhao said softly. He normally thought himself as a bad dude, bullying people alike. But in the face of this delinquent Senior, he did not dare act arrogant.

The "fei zhuliu" youth snorted and pointed to the male bathroom. "Senior has been waiting for you. He's in there, make it worth his time."

At this attitude, Zunhao and the others mouths pulled down. They gave the opening of the male bathroom a sedated look, and they were feeling like they were entering a new world through drawing fire onto themselves…

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