"Lord chat" I called out
As expected that familiar screen appeared before my eyes once again.
[Please choose a lord name before continuing to the chat. Please fill in the blank Lord of ....]
Looking at the prompt for a name a whole bunch of hilarious jokes popped into my mind but I quickly shook them off and began to think of an actual name. After minutes of thinking and a whole bunch of subpar ideas I finally came to a name that truly embodied the being that I am and will become.
[Name Lord of Lords has been selected. Welcome to the lord chat]
[Lord of Milfs: Where am I, someone please help.
Lord of Dogs: Help, Help me please
Lord of Your mom: Is anyone there? Do you
know who my father is?
Lord of Tentacles: Person above shut up no one cares
Lord of The people: +1
Lord of Tsunderes: +2
Lord of Touch: +3
...
.....
..]
Looking at the mass panick going on in the group chat i couldn't help but sneer at the patheticness of some people. people were already offering feet picks for food. As expected of the all powerful human race never fails to surprise me. Looking at the responses to this so called women's offer of feet picks it just got funnier and funnier. After having some fun reading frenzied chats I finally found something interesting.
[Lord of Knights: Does anyone else have a talent. Mines called "Knight King" it's A ranked and allows me to summon 2 Aura knights everyday from the summoning gate.]
Reading this message and the ones that followed i couldn't help but smile at how weak others talents were when compared to mine. Looking at the chat I found that most people either hadn't awakened a talent or awakened a D rank talent. People like the Lord of Knights that have A rank talents are extremely rare to the point that people in the chat are calling them big shots and offering all sorts of things for the chance to latch on to their juicy thick thighs.
Not wanting to indulge in the mindless chats I looked for a couple more minutes before moving on to the lord shop and missions function.
[Lord shop: Here you can put materials and other items that you obtain on your journey as a lord for sale to the other lords.]
Looking at the empty screen infront of me I quickly became bored after all everyone was busy panicking instead of gathering materials to trade. Wanting to go out and begin the hunt I quickly moved on to the final function.
[Missions:
1. Upgrade the lords hut.
2. Survive 10 days
3. Conquer another lord]
Looking at the 3 missions there was nothing that I could do so I quickly shut the screen and headed towards the door of the wooden hut.
Stepping outside i was in a open meadow with nothing but a stone arch 50 meters away.
Walking up to the arch i laid my hand on the strange engravings on the grey stone. As I did a screen appeared before my eyes.
[Summoning portal:
Summon 1 servent everyday
Upgrade requirements
200 stone
100 wood
Level 2 lords hut]
Looking at yet another screen in front of me I felt like one of those ipad kids with the amount I've been looking at screens.
Realising that this is the summoning gate mentioned in the chat and earlier notification I instinctively knew what to do to summon a servant. Taking a step back i prepared myself to meet my first servant of many,then finally I called out.
"Come forth"
After I said this the middle of the arch exploded in a bright blue light causing me to look away untill it slowly began to dim. Hearing approaching steps I finally looked up to see a middle aged man with a scruffy beard.
"So your the one that summoned me huh, don't seem like much." The man huffed out in a scruffy voice
Hearing this a vain began to pop out on my forehead but I endured atleast for now.
"Cat got your tounge boy, can't believe i was summoned by such a person."
I clenched my fist in anticipation of what was to come, this person dared to insult me, I'm meant to be his master, his everything, he dares. Thoughts kept on building up in my mind rapidly approaching a breaking point. Untill finally my anger overflowed when the scruffy man in front of me dared to speak again.
"Look me in the eyes boy, you'll be listening to me from now on got it? You should thank the heavens that you get to work under me."
I was going to kill this man is all that I could think.