Hi I'm Morgan Freeman. Today our story continues on a dark street. Dark as night, because it was night, there was a flickering lantern. Under it stood a man white as daylight, with 50 dreads on his head. He was holding a ringing phone.
Sunny: On the phone. What the fuck do you want bro Im tryna sleep.
Mordret: Every homie you got, every man or woman that can fight. I need them gathered.
Sunny: For what bro. Fuck where we meeting.
Mordret: Slide down to Dave.
Sunny:...
Mordret: Finally he hung up.
Sunny: Which fucking Dave you dumbass little piece of shit!
Nephis: From the background and not so loud. Sunny shut up please.
Mordret: Crazy Dave.
Sunny: GULP!
Nephis: Now screaming. SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!
Sunny: My bad my bad. Now whispering. I'll be there, don't tell Dave I talked shit art his name.
Mordy: You better.
He hung up
Harper: D-D-Dave?!! Why the hell are we meeting up at Crazy Dave's house..? He's.. crazy!!
Mordret: Don't worry, I have a plan.
Mordret picked up his phone again, and dialled a Dif number.
Harper: No way your calling that kid, he aint picking up middle of the night-
Ling: Hello bwoss.
Mordret: Wsg my 2nd in command, my right hand man.
Harper: Hes your?.. What about me-
Ling: Its abouwt Dave wight?
Mordret: You're fast huh, yeah I need you to be present at his crib, I need all the power I can get.
Ling: I saw mommy's phone, that rat sunny is inviting her.
Mordret: Shit! Tell me she cares as much about you as she does for her husband.
Ling: Nah, she def cawes.
Mordret: Can you still tap along?
Ling: Yes bwoss, but I can't pretend to know a 30 year old man.
Mordret: We'll keep it lowkey, js be there and we good dawg.
Ling: Out.
Mordret: Out.
He hung up.
Harper: Why the hell is he awake?!
Mordret: Doing business of course. Hes a dependable man. Almost man.
Harper: I-. Fine whatever. I'll be there too.
Mordret: Fuck you mean? You not tapping alone my guy.
Mordret stroked his head through his 50 dreads.
Harper: Thank fucking god I have a free day!
Mordret: Instead you finna be hunting down some chrome for me. I seen that shit on TikTok it looks fucking fire.
Harper: Kill me.
Mordret: 1 more call. Or 2 it depends.
Harper: Who else is left? Isn't Sunny getting everyone else?
Mordret: Shh. I'm calling.
Stranger on the phone: Mais c'est qui l'abruti qui m'appelle à une heure pareille ?
Mordret: Fuck I forgot hes French! Tomorrow, Crazy Dave. Okay Kumalala
Kumalala: Mec… mais seulement si tu tournes un TikTok avec moi après. C'est, euh… une tendance. Deal?
Mordret: idk what it means but it can be that bad. Deal!
He hung up.
Harper: No way that was the real deal.
Mordret: Yep, one more phone call left.
Before we move on, I would like to say that the French spoken above isn't that interesting, you're gonna find out later. Don't waste your time translating it the author barely tried to read it before copy pasting it.
Harper: Who can that be?
Mordret: Its like.. A back-up.
The phone rang. And a little girls voice screeched across the phone.
Deathsinger: DO YOU PLAY GROW A GARDEN-
he hung up.
Mordret: Fuck that bitch she can rot in hell.
Harper: What the hell is grow a garden?
Mordret: Don't mention that shit around me.
We skip into the early in the morning, two men and a woman standing on some lame suburb road. No cars driving through, just them standing there.
Nephis: Is that the house we were supposed to meet at so early in the morning?
Sunny: Yea, Daves
Kai: Why don't we knock, its a bit cold standing so far away from the house.
Sunny: Are you fucking insane? You know hes called Crazy Dave for a reason right?
Nephis: Is he more scary than me?
Sunny: Look baby girl you got your charm, and Dave got his own charm. Nun personal.
Nephis: He lying?
Kai: Nah.
A car drove towards them, big and long. it looked like a limousine. Out of it stepped one man.
Mordret: The fuck y'all hiding there like pussies?
Sunny: Man you don't have the balls to go yourself.
Mordret: Yeah? Watch me mf.
Mordret walked towards the strangely square lawn.
Kai: Is he gonna be alright?
Sunny: He'll die a real one. I'll put his name in my insta bio after. I'll bag some hoes for us after he gone, to honour him.
Nephis: Like the gardening tools?
Sunny: Exactly my intelligent queen.
Mordret stepped on the lawn, and suddenly a sound played. Like ominous music, of impending doom. And then, the even stranger 5 lawnmowers moved on their own, headed towards Mordret like a 2019 creepy-pasta.
Luckily for us, this mordret possessed Vons sacred dreads, and therefore he wasn't as stupid as he normally is. He actually used his aspect and jumped out the reflection of the windows. He walked towards the door calmly and... he rung the bell.
A Strange muffled sound came from behind the door.
???: Wabby wabby woooo?
Mordret: Von's heir OG.
???: Rabbida flabbida zorp! Bleeble blabble bloo!?!?
Mordret: 50 buck chipotle giftcard.
???: ..... Flibberty floo!?!?! Blaaaghghagh!!!
Mordret: Its not only shit they also got tacos dumbass!
???: Deal. Slide that shit under the door.
Mordret: I gotchu Dave, my OG.
Crazy Dave: Get the fuck off my lawn before sun comes up, I gotta start planting em sunflowers soon.
Mordret: You pimping early in the morning?
Crazy Dave: You know how it is out here.
Mordret slide the gift card under the door as promised, and the door slightly opened as a fat chubby hairy hand gave Mordret a bag of suspicious green plants. To others it sounded like the conversation was pure gibberish.
Nephis: No way he understood that.
Kai: I, I think my lie detector failed against their conversation.
Sunny: He pulled it off. He made a deal with Dave... We're fucking saved.
Nephis: No way you understood that too-
Mordret: Oh right before I go, that rat Sunny was saying shit about your name.
Crazy Dave: I'll take care of him later.
Sunny's eyes sank. He began meltmaxxing as he heard those words.
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Hey I'm still Morgan freeman, they basically hopped into a car and as sunny cried to nephis like a lil bitch Mordret was talking about Kai with chrome, they hit it off pretty well too. The car eventually got to a more lively hood.
Still in the car.
Kai: Right that's probably my favourite colour duo. You should definitely get it instead.
A loud gulping sound was heard.
Mordret: For sure for sure- Ey who the fuck is drinking right now its not even 10?
Kai: It sounds like its coming from the driver- Who the hell is our driver anyways.
Mordret: Oh js an Uber I found, he was cheap so I got him.
Kai: Uber in a limo? Wow.
The driver heard the boys complaining.
Driver: You younglings shut up! You don't know how much experience with alcohol I got! I am Noctis of the Chained isles and no drink is too much to drive with!
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Jet: Hey I'm Jet. As part of my mandatory screen time I'd like to mentioned how horrible Noctis' cameos are, they just fucking suck and the author is so lazy for not writing them out well. That's all for my screen time this chapter.
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Nephis: Where the hell are we driving into-
Mordret: The desert of course? Where else would we go.
The car stopped in front of a bar, it looked like a very old style Wild West bar. With those funny doors. They stepped outside the car, and stood outside this bar, not yet entering it.
Mordret: Lets just wait here for our team to arrive.
Sunny: You filling us in on the mission yet? I don't fuck with collaborating with you.
Mordret: Once everyone is gathered here.
That's when a woman walked out of the bar. Seemingly incredibly drunk.
Nephis: Cassie? What the hell are you doing here?!
Cassie: Oh huh? Right I was joining the mission heh.
Nephis: Why are you drinking so early in the morning?
Cassie: It's morning?
Mordret: Fuck! It was supposed to be a surprise what we find inside, now its not as cool.
Cassie: Huh? Why do you have dreads aren't you white-
Sunny: What was inside I can't wait for this fucker to explain.
Cassie: Oh, nothing it was just me there.
Mordret: What?!
Kai: She's not lying.
Mordret: Fuck I might have gotten the wrong address.
He pulled out his phone.
Sunny: What does it say?
Mordret: "Dessert street, not fucking desert street if you actually end up there you're a fucking idiot" is what it says.
Sunny:... Lets just go.
As sunny took a step, he stopped as he looked to his right. The most beautiful girl he has ever seen EVER was walking towards the bar, still too far away to hear them.
The three men are now whispering.
Sunny: Holy smokes did you see that fine shyt over there?
Kai: Is she fine shyt cuz she fine shyt? Or is she fine shyt cuz you can't find shyt-
Kai turned around too look swell.
Kai: HOLY SHIT SHE A BOP!
Mordret: god damn! Watch me im finna rizz her up!
Sunny: Rizz? Man shut the hell up and watch me dunk and score with her.
Kai: She needs a gentleman like me! Don't you dare she mine!
Mordret: Don't embarras me when I talk to her ight!
The woman slowly approached.
Sunny: She's mine only a king like me deserves fine shyt like her! And I know she finna want me after she hears my pick up game!
Kai: I told you she mine-
He looked to the side, the woman was close enough to hear them. All 3 of them simultaneously looked down, grabbed their phones and remained silent.
Mordret: cough. Man this weather is hella. Weathering.
Mordret had opened the weather app, Kai his calculator and Sunny was staring at his background scrolling through back and forth through his apps.
Kai: Yeah its, insane for usual weather man. He tapped nervously at his calculator app, calculating absolutely nothing.
Sunny: Wow, this weather huh. Yeah its. Yeah. Sunny kept scrolling and they all looked down at their phones nervously.
The woman walked by, gave the 3 men a look and then entered the bar, alone. (also no more whispering now)
Kai: Did you see that? How she looked at me?
Sunny: Fym! She was looking at me like she wanted me so bad!
Mordret: Mf nobody can look at your short ass! She was obviously looked at me! I almost got her there with just my silent rizz didn't you see?
Kai: Man we basically got married just now!
Sunny: Me and her basically had kids just now! Get away from my wife!
Mordret: She legit wanted me! Didn't you see how she mouthed the words "Hey Mordret I really love your rizz you're soooo hot."
Kai: She walked by for 1 second dawg! And she spent the whole second staring at a gentlemen like me! I was doing it the gentleman way! Woman first you know?
Sunny: I legit rizzed her up just now she just got shy and she coming back later for me!
Nephis: You know I'd be mad at you if you didn't look so fucking pathetic.
Cassie: Wait till you see him talking to a woman, its so much worse.
Nephis: I can imagine.
The three men stayed silent. As much as Sunny wanted to defend himself, he just couldn't. And as much as the two men wanted to continue the conversation, they didn't wanna risk catching strays from the two deadly women.
Thankfully our story skips to when they ACTUALLY get to the right place. It was the middle of the hood realm, infront of a barbershop. Not the one were familiar with though. Outside stood two people, a woman and a kid. (Jet wasn't here because we couldn't afford screen time, donate the 50c at your local McDonalds to make this happen next chapter.)
Sunny: What's good my guy! oh and hi Effie.
Effie: Hi doofus! Hi Neph and Cassie!
Ling: Hi uncle.
Ling and winked at Mordret and Mordy nodded towards him.
Effie: So where's this friend you wanted to meet? Your lucky we had to be at the same place.
Ling: Uhm. He didnt show up so can I follow you around today?
Effie:... You're lucky I don't wanna drive back.
Kai: Can't you ask your husband to take him though?
Mordret and Ling looked at the man with malice.
Effie: Oh him? I haven't told him I left yet. Don't feel like talking to him.
Cassie: Right totally healthy. Anyways can we get on with this? Im starting to sober up.
Mordret: I have to talk with a guy inside the shop, he's got our info. But it might be dangerous, so I'll only take one person with me. Preferbly our bravest comrade.
Sunny: Gotta be me
Kai: He lying.
Nephis: But he can't
Kai: Nah its js my instinct, not my flaw. I js feel like he capping.
Ling: Sigh, I'll go with you bwo- Stranger. To save the world from damnation.
Nephis: I feel like he knows more about this than we do.
Cassie: I also don't know by the way.
Effie: What the hell are we even doing here.
Mordret and Ling walked into the barbershop, it was packed with people, but one chair stood out in particular. There sat a man with the freshest cornrows, and a guy seemingly finishing up the cornrows.
Mordret: You must be him.
Man on the chair: Depends, what you need.
The barber stopped his job, and stared at the 2 men at the door. Mordret looked around before answering the question.
Mordret: They say you are in the knows.
Man on chair: Dreamy, that's the name.
Ling: Who are these bums bwoss?
Mordret: Respect em, they got power around this hood.
Barber: Ey lil man put some respect on my name! I'm only the most devout follower of Hope.
Dreamy: He's a bum ass fanboy.
Barber: I run these hoods you know, I been running em since I was born in this hood.
Dreamy: He was born and raised in a gated community.
Barber: I'm still hood, so respect my name lil man or I might pull out a switch.
Dreamy: He ain't never touched a blicky in his life. 102% White.
Barber: Man! Whatever hurry up I got customers waiting.
Mordret: I heard some rumours. Something about a new frank album and GTA6?
Dreamy's expression changed, he was locked in now.
Dreamy: I know I'm Dreamy but you shouldn't dream to big kid.
Mordret: I can afford it.
Dreamy sighed deeply before answering.
Dreamy: Savesta. He has both the physical copies.
Ling: S-Savesta?! But Kumalala beat him back in 22'! He can't have survived...
Mordret: ... Where is he...
Dreamy: You said you can pay, I'ma need some proof of that first.
Barber: If lady Hope wishes to show you proof she will you greedy pig.
Mordret: Quit glazing Hope, she mediocre shyt at best.
Ling: The payment. What I told you we have Galaxy Gaws.
Mordret: The real thing, just like Lil T used em.
Dreamy: Man shut the hell up I want money you dumbass!
Mordret: Shit! I'm broke as fuck!
Ling: What do we do now bwoss?!
Mordret: This, this might work... Yo Barber guy. Cmere for a second.
Barber: Fuck you want from me?
Mordret: Just take a look at my phone.
Mordret pulled out his phone, typed something in and showed it to the barber.
Barber:... This legit?
Mordret: You can see it right?
Barber: Yeah I can see it says sold out.
Mordret: Guess who has a copy of it.
Barber: Say no more.
They dapped each other up before the Barber pulled out his wallet and handed some money to Dreamy.
Dreamy: Godgrave.
Mordret: What street?
Dreamy: No street, center of god grave he chilling on the bone.
Ling: It can't be.
Mordret: A forbidden aura farming technique.
Ling: That scum. He must be brought down.
Barber: Yeah yeah whatever, now get the fuck out my shop I got important convos to hold.
Dreamy: You're just gonna glaze Hope again.
With that, Mordret and Ling walked out the shop, and the 5 bums outside were staring at the door nervously.
Ling: So what did you show him on the phone?
Mordret: Old playboy magazine where Hope starred, I know freaks like him do it the OG way.
Ling: What's a playboy magazine?
Effie: What the hell are you teaching my son!
Sunny: So? Did you get what you need.
Kai: What the hell are we doing man, just tell us what you need us for already.
Mordret: Heh. Guess what's int he middle of Godgrave.
Sunny: Tayvion's grave?
Mordret: Frank's unreleased album.
Kai: He's not lying.
Nephis: No way..
Cassie: Who the hell is Frank?
Nephis: Shut up Cassie this is important! It's not just the unreleased snippets right?
Mordret: Fresh songs, all unheard.
Sunny: What the hell are we waiting for!
Mordret: It gets better.
Kai: He's still not lying....
Nephis: Don't tell me Frank himself is there.
Mordret: Along with an unreleased Frank album, I also found a copy of GTA6.
Sunny: They released that?!
Kai: Lets fucking go already!
Effie: Is any of that food?
Ling: You're fat mama.
Nephis: What's the catch?
Modret: It's. Savesta, he's guarding both copies. Franks album and GTA6.
A silence fell. It was obvious what this meant, it would be tough to retrieve any of that. But it didn't matter, they had to go there and retrieve it anyways.
As they 5 people sat on a beautiful dragon soaring through the sky, 1 man stood, arms crossed, wearing a cape.
Effie: What the hell are you standing for Mordret, you're gonna fall the wind is very rough on a flying dragon.
Sunny: Didn't you hear Savesta was aura farming in the middle of GODGRAVE?
Effie: So?
Kai: He has to aura farm back, so we can stand a chance against him.
Ling: The cross-armed technique. It's a technique whereby you put your arms across each other while standing on an object in motion. No matter how fast or bizarre the object is moving, you will remain in that same position as long as your arms are across each other. The cape-farming is only an adding onto his high-risk aura farm. If I read correctly this combination is banned in tournament standards.
Kai: They recently unbanned it in honour of the superman movie, experts are speculating he might pull it off against... Him.
Sunny: I can't wait to see that battle, after they drop a teaser like that.
Mordret: Talking with his back to them. I already booked tickets to see them, front row.
Effie: I- What the hell are you talking about?! And since when do you read Ling?!
Ling: You haven't read the book yet? Piccolo released a course about Aura Dynamics - Don't lose aura in motion. I've pre-ordered the next releases. I even attended the live course on camera.
Kai: He's really an inspiration for me, I can't imagine where my fashion sense would be without Aura Dynamics Vol.1.
Effie: You know what, as long as you're reading something.
Kai (Dragon form): We're approaching Aura sensor distance, we have to walk if we don't wanna lose before landing.
Kai slowly descended to the godgrave bones, and finally landed. Mordret was still standing on the same spot, his cape moving without any wind. As everyone stepped of, they realised how strange it was that the bone had zero sign of green on them. It was a place even Nightmare creatures avoided. They could already feel the immense aura of Savesta.
Kai transformed back and Mordret dismissed his cape, he couldn't risk stepping on his cape and losing all aura, he hasn't studied aura walking yet. As they walked across the white plain, they immense sensation of Aura only increased.
Nephis: This aura is so dominating, more so than my domain. What the hell is this man's rank and class?
Sunny: He's a monster, but he only has 1 core.
Kai: He's not lying, that man is.. Something else.
Effie: What are his abilities Cassie? Can I just overwhelm him with my strength.
Cassie: I, I can't sense anything but his aura. He's too strong.
Ling: Dang it. I'm getting sleepy.
Effie: Did you stay up again? I should take that tablet from you...
Mordret: It's alright soldier, you fought well. You can rest now, your nightmare is over.
Effie: He's just taking a nap, not dying... Just reach to your anchor and go take a nap in bed boy.
Ling: Sorry bwoss.
Effie: Boss? Who the hell is your boss.
Before Effie could get an answer, Ling disappeared from sight.
Kai: I-I think I see him. Savesta, hes aura farming.
Sunny: Let's hurry to him before he spots-
Before Sunny could finish the distance, the man suddenly teleported about 10 meters infront of them. A distinct white tank top, golden chains around the neck. Tatoos all across his arms and chest. A beard so clean it could cut the clouds above. Haircut so fresh it was brighter than the sun. And most importantly, he was light skin.
The warriors couldn't get a word out, he was that intimidating. In the next moment, Effie rushed to the man to deliver a devastating punch, but she then felt something in her stomach. Savesta had sent a counter punch into the woman's most important organs, she was sent flying and a loud collision was heard as she landed. He was too fast, no one could have seen it happen.
Sunny: H-How the hell did you get so strong....?
Savesta: ....
Mordret: He doesn't talk. But I've prepared for this exact moment. Remember what Dave gave me?
Kai: It looked like weed.
Mordret: Its plant food dumbass! Dave gave me his limited plant food for this fight.
Sunny: How many do you have?!
Mordret: 4 magical leaves.
Cassie: I volunteer to step out.
Nephis: Cassie wha-
Before she could finish, Cassie was already gone. It was understandable though. As strong as plant food was, as miraculous as it was. Savesta was emanating pure fear into everyones heart.
Kai: How long does the effect last?!
Mordret: 30 seconds, after that you're out
Mordret gave everyone 1 of his leaves, and they all took it in. Savesta stared them down and gave them time to prepare, seemingly confident in his abilities.
Sunny raised his fist and looked at the man, the shadow around him grew much darker.
Sunny: Even Chesta was a better light skin than you, fucker.
With that Savesta lost his patience and rushed at Sunny, punching him straight in the face!
Lucky, Sunny blocked it with his fist, and delivered a billion punches at savesta in under a second. All these punches landed on his unprotected chest and sent him back 5 meters, smoke came of his chest, and when it faded it showed not a single scratch on his tank top.
But before Savesta could strike back, Kai released an arrow from his enormous great bow, it flew at Mach 874,030.
But when it hit his chest... It bounced off. Nephis was moving to impale the man with her sword, but Savesta was already in front of her, her sword long missed Savesta.
And in the next moment, Savesta bitch slapped nephis across the realm. The sound of the impact was loud enough to wake up Ling in the human realm. Mordret couldn't make a move, he was too scared. Too scared.....
Sunny: You fake lightskin!
Sunny charged at Savesta, but then he dissapeared from view. Savesta wasn't there anymore, he was behind Sunny. Then he heard a voice from behind him. It was Savesta, he spoke as Sunny shivered his timbers.
Savesta: I like your cut, G.
Kai flew over to intervene, but when Savesta's flat hand landed on Sunny's neck, the impact sent the flying man all the way to the forgotten shore. And Sunny? Yeah he'll be talked about in my instagram bio.
Mordret: This whole fight... I was watching them die, I did nothing to help them! No, I'll step up and fight back! I am the final hope!
Mordret: I am the rightful heir of Von's Dreads, bitch!!!
Mordret reached into his pants, and grabbed a glock 19. He held it sideways, and he shot at Savesta.
Bang, bang bang, 15 shots total. Reload, Bang Bang bang. another 15 shots emptied on the still standing man.
He didn't move, did Mordret win? Did he defeat Savesta?
As the smoke faded, it was revealed why Savesta was still standing... He was doing the forbidden Bunny girl senpai TikTok dance.
Mordret: B-but that's Kumalala's technique! How did you learn it?!
Savesta finished his dance, and then stared at Mordret.
Savesta: I, am a trend hopper.
Mordret then realised how Savesta had attained such power, he had used dirty tricks. But Mordret had one more trick up his sleeve, the anti trend hopper technique.
Mordret: Then, are you familiar with Raikou of the dragons?
Savesta laughed like a maniac.
Savesta: It's fake.
Mordret then laid down, he accepted his fate. Savesta didn't fall for the his last trick. It was over.
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But then, the cloud above parted in a small circle. Holy light came down onto godgrave. Not the light of the sun, but something much more powerful. Something so dreadfully divine even the Sun didn't dear turn it into ashes. As it descended between the two men, it became clear who it was.
It was Kumalala using a late entrance Aura farming trick.
Mordret: Right fuck! I forgot he was in a different time zone, I sent him the wrong time to meet. That's why he's late.
Kumalala had one hand infront oh him, and one behind. A box next to his leg. The box played the ending to Bunny Girl Senpai. And Kumalala started moving, switching the places of his arms, as he slowly walked to Savesta. He was doing the Bunny Girl Senpai TikTok dance too, but perfectly. And then he reached the frozen Savesta.
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Mordret: Worth it.
Sunny: You didn't break any bones.
Mordret: didn't you hear that fucking album just now?
Sunny: ... Worth it.
All 7 of them were currently bumping to Frank's new album, Mordret, Cassie and Ling being the only ones without injuries. But then someone knocked on the door, it was Kumalala.
Mordret: Oh fuck, I had a deal with you... Right what was it?
Kumalala pulled out some kind of latex clothing, and some bunny ears. It was a bunny girl senpai cosplay.
Kumalala: Danse, Mordy.
Cassie: You want a translation on that?
Mordret: Fuck me.
And there he was, next to Kumalala standing in front of a phone. Dancing to the ending of Bunny Girl senpai while Mordret wore the latex bunny costume.
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The moral of the story? If a French man offers you a deal, stop being a lazy bum and just translate it. Also it was all worth it, they enjoyed the album and the game more than you ever will, because they don't exist and never will outside of this Chapter. Till next time folks.