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Chapter 20 - Chapter 20: I Saved Two Cows and Became the Perfect Host? Who's Abstract Here!

[Detected that the host used anesthesia to sedate the patient and reached into the throat to retrieve wire, punctured hematoma with a needle, then applied salt to the tongue. There is no record in human medical history of this method for treating foreign body ingestion of wire in the throat, and it is extremely dangerous. Please stop immediately and rush to the hospital's ENT department; otherwise, if the life signs disappear, the skill reward task will fail!]

Not only the online community.

Even the system popped up with a warning message, just like yesterday.

But he had just finished the salt application step and was about to apply the special sauce to stimulate the cow's taste buds, so he had no time to pay attention to it, anyway, it must be another wrong warning from the system.

"Come on, folks who have raised cows! Rubbing cow tongue with salt has two main effects: first, the cow's tongue is exposed to a lot of bacteria, and rubbing with salt can act as an antiseptic to keep the tongue clean and hygienic. Second, there are many nerves in the cow shed, and when cows feel uncomfortable and lethargic, rubbing with salt can make them very excited. Not only cows, sheep, and the like also love salt, so the benefits of rubbing cow tongue with salt are plentiful!"

"Yes, but in our local dialect, if a cow tongue is injured or pricked and can't eat grass, you can remove it with scissors and then rub with salt, and it will heal quickly, allowing it to eat grass again."

Some knowledgeable viewers in the live stream began to explain.

So, that's how it is.

Watching the screen, Song Wanqing nodded.

Apparently, there are many nuances in veterinary science, learning something new.

"Incredible! The cow's tongue retracted!!"

A few minutes later, at this moment.

The voice of Li Caihua, the cow-raising lady boss, rang out excitedly.

And this scene, along with Boss Zhao and Uncle Zhao smiling as the old cow tongue licked back and forth, Song Wanqing also couldn't let it slip, directly captured it in the live stream.

"Thank you for rescuing the old cow, cows are animals with spirits!"

"Seeing the cow moving its tongue, a small animal's tongue-sticking meme inexplicably flashed in my mind."

"Old cow: Hey! Tongue is all good! Hey! I am a snake, hey!"

"Old cow: Blah blah blah~"

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[Aggressive Wang Nima has gifted you a confession balloon*1.]

[Internet Wanderer has gifted you koi fish*3.]

[Cocoa Bean Cocoa Bean has gifted you love spins*5.]

...

This life-saving scene, of course, also received plenty of rewards.

And... the system's erroneous warning message.

[System rescan completed.]

[Patient Name: Unknown.]

[Patient Gender: Female.]

[Patient Diagnosis: Previously diagnosed with mental disorder object ingestion, consumed wire stuck in throat.]

[Patient Status: Cleared, in recovery, estimated to live over three years based on comprehensive evaluation.]

[System Tip: Using inexplicable and strange means, miraculously restored patient's life signs, completing the first skill task. Detecting that the novice task and first skill task did not require system assistance to complete full treatment and restore life signs, rated: Perfect Host.]

[Ding! System officially opens the Perfect Host panel, rewards will be automatically issued after loading (system loading...1%)]

Zhang Lingchuan looked at the series of prompts.

"??? "

Suddenly, many question marks popped up.

What the heck.

Saved two cows, and then got judged by the system as the most perfect host?

Indeed, a system full of bugs!

Forget it, let it load then.

He can also take a look at what the perfect host panel looks like.

"Boss Zhao, lady boss, the cow seems to have returned to normal for now, so if the task is completed, settle the bill and I'll be off."

Exiting the system interface, Zhang Lingchuan told Zhao Dagang and Li Caihua, considering it's almost getting close to eleven-thirty.

"Dr. Zhang, no hurry, take your time!"

The couple smiled and waved their hands.

"What's up Boss Zhao, lady boss?"

Zhang Lingchuan was a bit puzzled too.

In his impression, Boss Zhao never owed money, are they planning to record the bill today?

"Dr. Zhang, we have a big calf here that's been eating but not pooping lately, do you mind taking a look?"

Li Caihua led Zhang Lingchuan to the corner, where there was a slightly larger calf.

"Sure, let me check first."

Zhang Lingchuan nodded.

Then he touched the cow's belly and immediately took out a special stethoscope.

[Detected that the host is conducting a diagnosis, system auxiliary scan enabled,]

[Precise Detection...remaining zero times.]

[Ordinary Detection...one remaining today.]

[Currently enabling ordinary detection auxiliary item, please wait...]

Zhang Lingchuan didn't expect that he would hear the system's voice again in the cow's belly.

Loading yet able to start scanning, crazy.

"Haha! Thanks to Boss Zhao and lady boss for extending the live stream."

"Scared me quite a bit, almost thought Dr. Zhang was going to end the live stream, teacher infiltrator better hurry up!!"

"Exactly, exactly, oh, that one-eye syphilis detection, really want to know how it's done! Just too far away, if it were closer I would definitely go block Dr. Zhang."

Many medical students in the live stream were in despair.

Thinking Dr. Zhang really doesn't plan to talk today, about to go offline, but didn't expect Boss Zhao to recharge for another cow.

Made them overly joyful.

"Infiltrator: Comrades, hold on, I'm already at the village entrance! Just about to park at the village clinic here!!"

And right at this time.

Something even more uplifting happened.

"Lingnan University congratulates you."

"Southwest Medical University congratulates you."

"Beijiang People's Hospital Proctology Department congratulates you."

...

After Chen Qian's words, one after another responded.

"Everyone is really entertaining."

And Chen Qian did not deceive them, they really arrived at Dongpo Village, Xia Po Village.

"Xiaowang, didn't you say you've been feeling weak and have low immunity lately, sweating profusely at night, why not join us to check it out, this Dr. Zhang is quite skilled."

The car stopped stably.

Seeing this moment, Chen Qian told the driver Xiaowang.

"Huh? Should I go too? Then alright..."

Xiaowang was stunned for a moment.

Initially, he had planned to wait at the village entrance.

Unexpectedly.

He actually has to come along!!

Speaking of whom really is this Dr. Zhang, chatting all the way about him, such a famous old Chinese medicine practitioner??

As they say, different professions are like mountains apart, Wang Wei, after all, doesn't follow such matters, hence doesn't know who Dr. Zhang truly is.

"Come on, Old Wang, this Dr. Zhang is really good, recognized syphilis in one glance yesterday!"

The broad-faced and muscular lady shouted to Wang Wei.

"Huh? Found syphilis in one glance!!"

The driver Xiaowang, whose real name is Wang Liwei, now trembled and unwittingly wiped sweat off his forehead, for he's hiding something.

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