"?"
"What is this?"
"No way, why are we calling an ambulance!!"
"Everyone, I just bent down to pick up a pen, and when I got up, Dr. Zhang sincerely asked Boss Zhao to call an ambulance. What did I miss!"
"The ghost of a moment, clearly it started with a headache upon waking, occasionally accompanied by some nausea. Overall, this seems like a logical medical reasoning, but they say it's miraculous and outrageous, the information gap can be forgiven, but Dr. Zhang saying to call an ambulance, I really can't understand, why!"
"Exactly! Isn't this stirring things up!!"
The livestream chat was flooded with question marks.
After all, it was far too outrageous.
It was just a headache.
And you're asking to call an ambulance.
Song Wanqing and the others present didn't say anything, just stood there dumbfounded. Chen Qian glanced at the livestream data.
[Dr. Zhang's routine livestream viewers: 3023 people.]
[Veterinarian Daily Livestream Competition Hotness Ranking NO·75.]
She was surprised to find the livestream was blowing up.
Especially with Teacher Zhang's sentence, 'No need to prescribe medication, just call an ambulance' pushed the live viewer count to three thousand.
Honestly speaking.
If they didn't know the other person was a real veterinarian, who diagnosed a pregnancy last night and a late-stage syphilis case, their earnest expression today would make them suspect deliberate hype.
Because this thinking pattern is genuinely hard for ordinary people to follow.
Even for Chen Qian, who specializes in journalism.
She feels she doesn't have the knack for coining phrases like Teacher Zhang does.
For instance, yesterday's.
He crafted two memorable phrases.
The first was: Loss of appetite, it's because of the joyous news!
The second was: Hallucinations, late-stage syphilis!
Now, it seems he's about to create a third memorable phrase.
'No need to prescribe meds, just call an ambulance.'
Strangely, Chen Qian feels there's a chance Qing County might actually win a place in the National Veterinarian Daily Competition, because unintended dynamics can be the most frightening.
"Boss lady, hurry up, or it might be too late,"
Zhang Lingchuan's tone remained grave.
This matter is serious, and the reason for it is outrageous, leaving him at a loss.
"Dr. Zhang, Old Zhao's headache is because of the stress over cow issues, this morning we went to the village clinic to get medication, after taking it Old Zhao felt better, isn't calling an ambulance excessive?!"
Li Caihua, with red-rimmed eyes, looked at Zhang Lingchuan beside the cow.
She was truly scared.
After all, requesting an ambulance right off the bat was enough to scare one's soul away.
"To be honest, it's usually not necessary, because family issues and excessive stress cause poor health, a few rest days would suffice, but you shouldn't add physical strain on your husband during such stressful times, even if they outwardly appear to be relaxing."
Zhang Lingchuan thought he spoke quite implicitly, the couple being directly involved should understand.
"Huh? This..."
The couple exchanged looks full of complexity, even a bit burning, as they were certainly aware of their actions.
"???"
Yet Chen Qian was finding it hard to comprehend, thinking she was really naive, but understood immediately nonetheless.
Only Song Wanqing, Big Pancake Sister, and other girls who had never touched a boy's hand were still full of question marks.
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"???"
"Friends, why do I feel like my CPU is slightly overloaded."
"Every word is understandable, but why does it make no sense when combined."
"What's the connection between dizziness and relaxation? What sort of relaxation adds physical strain? Can anyone explain this!"
"There must be many medical experts in the livestream, speak up, especially the previous Traditional Medicine expert, come save us from our knowledge desert."
Yet, similarly, the livestream chat was flooded with question marks like hers.
After all, this conversation went over everyone's heads.
"Lying Flat Little Chinese Medicine: Excessive indulgence causing kidney deficiency???"
Shortly after.
Amongst a group of medical students expressing confusion, a graduate from Capital University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, under Ru Jiming, with the online name 'Lying Flat Little Chinese Medicine', posted four characters.
Surely.
With three question marks added.
Clearly, he wasn't very confident in his answer.
"Whoa!"
"Truly a disciple of the National Medical Masters, their four characters enlightened me instantly!"
"Now I understand, Dr. Zhang meant that Boss Zhao's dizziness and vomiting are caused by excessive stress combined with conjugal activities!"
"From a Chinese Medicine perspective, severe kidney deficiency indeed can cause nausea, fatigue, and sometimes trigger headaches."
"The theory makes sense, but why call an ambulance? Is kidney deficiency treatment really this urgent?"
They figured it out.
Each figured it out.
Turns out the words were a cheeky reference to physical exertion!
Flying Zhao's headaches, nausea, and vomiting were caused by exhaustion!
It's said, Boss Zhao's fortune to marry a wife looking much younger, what a blessing! Equally, his wife quite competent!
However, some viewers noticed a flaw in the logic.
Even treating kidney deficiency, there's no need for urgency.
"Dr. Zhang, are you saying Old Zhao's condition is due to kidney deficiency, needing hospital care?"
After a while, Li Caihua, after coming to realization, approached to inquire, indeed skillful!
Just one look, and he discerned the issue!
Actually Old Zhao just exerted a bit last night, she wasn't quite satisfied, but seeing him contently exhausted and asleep, she could only be satisfied.
After all, she was merely trying to relax him.
"I was wondering why I felt dizzy this morning, and uncomfortable all over, Dr. Zhang you're astonishing! Treatment is certainly necessary, aging demands accepting limitations, but going straight to calling an ambulance seems somewhat exaggerated?"
Zhao Dagang was quite frank about this matter, being forty-seven.
Treatment is treatment! There's no shame.
Some fail to perform even at thirty or forty, yet he could at least still manage three minutes.
"Boss Zhao, Boss lady, it's not a kidney issue."
Zhang Lingchuan shook his head, a deeper sense of gravity in his voice.
"Then what is it!"
"So what issue is causing the dizziness?"
"Guess wrong again? Don't tell me, Boss Zhao also has late-stage syphilis!/Crying laughter."
"Alright then! Back to unpredictability with Dr. Zhang's next words."
"Traditional Medicine expert..."
"Don't ask me! I can't guess either! I thought it was kidney deficiency, but calling an ambulance for kidney deficiency is absurd!!"
Just like that.
The livestream chat again reached a new peak in viewers and comments.
Everyone initially thought Boss Zhao's dizziness and vomiting were due to kidney deficiency, while praising Dr. Zhang, the authenticity of the Traditional Medicine expert, genuine even the Western Medicine students acknowledged, for he could even diagnose exhaustion from intimate activities.
Yet, the following words claiming it wasn't a kidney issue directly left everyone bewildered.
Not a kidney issue? Then what is it?
Could it be HIV causing immune system decline, leading to complications? Old Zhao, though a bit chubby, doesn't seem like a dishonest person!
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