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"To those of you who've put on weight lately from overeating, good news! Our company has invented this bicycle, and if you ride it, your stomach will be flat in no time! The most amazing feature, you see, is the saddle. Unlike regular saddles, this one is designed so you insert a vibrator and an anal vibrator into the saddle and then ride the bike. The heat of pleasure that comes out when you climax is utilized to burn body fat and reduce it. And for those who say, 'I don't get wet easily,' or 'I'm frigid,' we even include a year's supply of special aphrodisiac when you order this bicycle! And this special bicycle combined with the aphrodisiac is only 10,000 yen! We'll deliver it for just 10,000 yen! Of course, shipping and handling are free! Call this number now!"
"...Cut."
"Huh!?"
I was currently at Rias's house, the Gremory household, filming a commercial for a certain product. It was the bicycle I explained at the beginning. But Rias wouldn't nod her head in agreement. Why? A year's supply of aphrodisiac for 10,000 yen... Isn't that an astonishing price? For now, I'll ask for the reason.
"It's a simple matter, it's too cheap. Devils are the same as humans... they want to get their hands on things that are as cheap as possible, but if it's too cheap, they'll actually back away. They'll suspect, 'Is there something to this?' Especially with something like a bicycle, where the price is easy to understand, if you make it about half the market price, everyone will be wary."
"I see, so being too cheap is also bad. I understand completely."
"Speaking of that bicycle... Is it really usable? What are you going to do if it looks like it's going to fall over?"
"Oh, it's fine, it's fine. Apart from turning, if it really looks like it's going to fall, I had a craftsman who put in a command to prevent it beforehand create a bicycle that won't fall over. It's about how you use commands."
"...It really won't fall over?"
Rias seemed to doubt what I was saying. What a rude person. Well, it's fine, I have footage of someone who test-rode it for just such an occasion. For now, I'll show her that.
"....This, it really won't fall over?"
"It's true, I haven't done anything to hurt anyone so far, have I? Come on, get on, Akeno."
Test rider number one, Akeno Himejima. Why did I choose her? Well, it's because she's a sadist, so I wanted to embarrass her in public... that's why. Akeno conveniently happened to be wearing a skirt, so I had her take off only her panties and sit on it.
"Ngh, ah...! It's quite, quite big...!"
Well, it's modeled after mine, so that's natural. For now, Akeno starts pedaling the bicycle. First, a lap around the town.
"Hi-haaa... Moving insidee...!"
Akeno pedals leisurely. Her cum is dripping heavily, making it look like she's wetting herself, but the bicycle moves forward without a problem. Well, it's designed to keep moving with just a little pedaling unless you apply the brakes. It also has a function to detect and avoid obstacles within a 100m radius. It's more like a bike with pedals than a bicycle.
"Ngh ah... Ngh ooh...!"
The vibrator moves with loud sounds. If she's riding a bike in such a state, she's bound to attract attention. But no one tries to touch her. Of course, they're afraid of getting hurt.
"Hahii... Nheheh... N, nnnh...!"
After realizing that her voice was audible midway, Akeno closed her mouth and tried to suppress her voice. No, it's already too late, isn't it? Because if her cum is dripping everywhere, there's no way she won't attract attention.
"Nngh...! Hahii...! N, nnnh!"
Akeno covered her mouth every time her voice was about to leak out. Her bike technique was erotic. Or rather, is it okay that her skirt is slightly wet and transparent from the dripping cum?
"Phew...! Phew...!"
By the way, the vibrator inside has a function to absorb moisture from the air, convert it into a special liquid, and then release it inside at the same time as an orgasm. The special liquid is just a white liquid.
"N, nnnh... Ngh ah...! N, nnnh...!"
Akeno arches her back and immediately reaches climax. But even then, the bicycle doesn't stop. Akeno returns, still out of breath. ...Well, it's another story that she ended up having to do another lap because she kept climaxing several times on the way back.
"...How was it? It didn't fall over, did it?"
"No, putting aside your usual mysterious perspective camera... It's certainly amazing that it doesn't fall, but not being able to stop is out of the question, isn't it? In the first place, if you put something like this out, it's almost 100% going to be conspicuous. There must be something more... right?"
"You're making a lot of demands... Fine, I'll activate the hidden stealth function. With that, only the upper vibrator part will become invisible."
"You should have said that from the beginning."
Leaving Rias's serious, logical retort aside... Right, I'll call someone suitable now and experiment... have them test-ride it.
"...Can you come now? OK, be here in three minutes. You're naked now? I don't care about that, full speed, dash."
"...Who did you call?"
"Irina. She said she was just taking off her clothes, and I told her to come anyway, that it didn't matter."
I feel like something like this has happened before... but whatever. So, after two and a half minutes, Irina finally arrived... naked.
"You managed to cut 30 seconds off. Aren't you going beyond Mach speed soon? I thought it would take a considerable amount of time since you can't directly teleport here."
"Recently... hah hah... my body's been getting unnecessarily sturdy... hah hah... A little, no... even a little pain... hah... doesn't hurt, anymore... rather, it's starting to feel good... so I took a shortcut...!"
There is indeed a shortcut, but it's supposed to be a dense forest. So if she tried to fly at super high speed, she'd end up covered in wounds... The fact that she's almost completely uninjured means she's really gotten tough...
"S-So what am I...?"
"Get on that bicycle and go shopping in the Gremory territory behind the mansion. I'll give you 10,000 yen, so buy whatever you like. In that outfit, of course."
"U-Understood!!"
With that, Irina got on the bicycle and started riding. I'll watch from the moment the saddle disappears.
"Hah hah... This, this... Being seen by the people in town... I'm riding a bicycle naked... With two vibrators inserted...!"
Rias and I reconfirmed the bicycle's performance while watching the footage sent from the relay camera. When Irina got off the bicycle, the two vibrators also disappeared, making it look like just a naked woman had ridden up on a bike.
"Hmph...? What, do you guys... want, ngguh!?"
Well, of course, if there's a naked woman dripping cum everywhere, she's bound to get violated. Well, let's omit the part where she gets violated, because the purpose of this time is the bicycle. Anyway, after being gang-raped for about three hours, Irina, dazed, got on the bicycle and pedaled once. With just that one pedal, the bicycle started moving on its own, and Irina started moaning from the vibrators.
"Nhyu... Hahyu...! Insidde... throbbing, reee..."
Irina was so thoroughly violated that even a slight stimulation made her climax. So, every time she climaxed, liquid was released inside her. The problem here is that the liquid doesn't become transparent. Well, Irina has been thoroughly violated, so it's a "what's new" kind of situation.
"Ooh... My stomach, ahh...!"
Oh, right. If she keeps climaxing, that means she's constantly being enema'd. Regardless of her pussy, her anus basically has no dead end, so it keeps flowing backward and eventually accumulates in her stomach. It seems like it would be tough for a normal person, but... Irina never stops making a pleasurable face even in such times. This girl is the biggest pervert, sometimes even I feel like backing away.
"Hii... Huu...!"
It takes about 20 minutes to return at a leisurely pace. During that time, as long as no one forcibly pulls her away from there, it's generally safe to assume she'll be fine. Well, the painful part is that I have a feeling it will be a big mess when she returns... but let's not worry about it.
"Hahi... Nhii...!"
Irina finally arrived, trembling violently. I stopped time, forcibly separated her from the bicycle, and laid her on the floor. She was so messy that I hesitated to touch her.
"How's that, Rias? This should sell, right? Stealth function + won't fall + moves on its own... With just this much, it should be perfect. This should definitely sell. We can do it, this time."
"...Hmm, is it something that should be sold through mail order? In the first place, I don't think it'll sell because of its appearance. It might even be unable to stop, and if it can't stop, what's the point of it being a bicycle?"
"Mmm..."
She hit a sore spot. It's true that when one's consciousness becomes somewhat hazy, this bicycle becomes uncontrollable. Because it can't stop. It's also impossible to just crash into something, it automatically avoids obstacles. But, even so, I can't possibly waste such a good opportunity after showing off its good points. In the first place, I was going to sell it anyway, without much regard for your opinion on whether you wanted to sell it or not, Miss Rias Gremory. So, let's send the troublesome Miss Rias Gremory on a bike ride.
"Third test rider! Rias Gremory, goinggg!!"
"Nguu-!? Nguu!!"
Rias was pedaling furiously with the rear wheel lifted on a stand. Well, that was because I pedaled it at full power. So, Rias's current appearance was naked, tied with a龜甲縛 (kikkō shibari) — the ropes were tied tightly around the base of the saddle to prevent Rias's body from moving back and forth or side to side — complete with a blindfold and a gag ball. She was shaking her head vigorously, trying to convey something, but it didn't concern me. So, while the tires were spinning at an incredible speed, I lowered the stand and let the rear wheel touch the ground.
"Nguuuuuuuu!!"
At that moment, the tires, which had been spinning at an incredible speed, maintained that speed and disappeared from the spot in an instant. Now, shall we see how she's doing? So, I turned on the camera and started the footage.
"Ngoo, ngoooo!!"
Saliva and cum were leaking and flying backward... but perhaps because she was terrified by the excessive speed, she was also peeing and occasionally squirting. These mixed together, and due to the G-force, they gradually moved upwards. They don't fly backward, so it can't be helped.
"Nfuu!!"
Besides, she's feeling it now, isn't she? I can't see her expression, so I can't help but feel like she's simply terrified. Well, she's probably cumming and feeling it like crazy.
"Ngoo!? Nbu, nnnn!!"
A naked woman, restrained on a bicycle, whizzing by at high speed. Is there any other sight as surreal as this? No, there isn't. That said, how should I stop that thing...? I've already completely shattered her dignity anyway... Is there any more dignity left to break at this point? That's the question. Well, the impression of the Gremory territory's subjects will certainly change drastically... but, who cares!!
"Ngu, nguuuuu!!"
"Well, time to go home..."
Someone will surely help Rias. The bicycle itself is designed not to run out of energy, so it will keep running forever and ever. It's also designed not to cause injuries, so it won't hit any obstacles and will truly run forever. Well, it's fine though.
"You were looking forward to it, feeling that way... weren't you, Rias? Just keep feeling it... until someone stops you."
Whispering only that, I went home. Riding a bike is fine, but I learned that being lazy at home is the best.
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