Velvet Academy School Festival — Day 3
Status: Terminal Romance Condition
Survival Odds: 0.03% and dropping
Preferred Weapon: Running shoes and prayer
At precisely 9:00 AM, the speakers across Velvet Academy crackled to life. A chipper, slightly deranged voice echoed across the grounds:
"Ladies, gentlemen, future widows and certified yanderes! Welcome… to the FINAL EVENT of the school festival—THE WIFE HUNT!"
Sponsored by: "Love Hurts, Inc."
Theme: "Chase Him, Catch Him and Chain Him."
Rei blinked awake inside a gilded cage in the middle of a forest clearing. He was wearing a pure white tuxedo… that glowed. It literally glowed.
"Why does my suit have a heartbeat?"
[System Notice: You are wearing the Blessed Binding Groom Tuxedo]
[Effect: Increases attractiveness by 999%. Draws all obsessive entities within a 10-kilometer radius.]
[Warning: Not waterproof and especially against blood.]
A booming bell rang in the distance and Rei's cage door creaked open by itself.
