Rei's face was one of grim determination as he stared at the mirror.
"I'm escaping today."
The reflection stared back in frilly white lace, pristine stockings, black heels, and a perfectly fitted maid uniform with a pink heart-shaped name tag that read: 'Reina.'
"I hate everything about this."
[System Notification: Welcome to Escape Plan #7 – 'Maid Disguise Edition' has been activated.]
[Warning: This plan has a 99.8% chance of catastrophic failure due to: 1) Unhinged yandere sensory detection, 2) Rosette's maid radar, and 3) Those legs.]
"I'm not doing it for freedom anymore," Rei muttered. "I'm doing it for vengeance and pants."
Yuno.EXE, the System's disturbingly cheerful AI maid, stood beside him, holding up a parasol and a pair of glittery eyelash extensions.
"You look deliciously subservient, master," she chirped.
"This is humiliating, Yuno."
"This is fashion and tactical deception."
