"Don't bother the government. I'm just passing by. I thought you were fighting a police-bandit war, so I just lay here to watch the excitement." I gritted my teeth and turned back to glare at the Chihuahua. Strangely enough, after the Chihuahua bit me, it first barked a few times, and then it was so scared that it peed and shit all over the ground, and lay on the ground trembling, as if it had lost half its life.
As for this Chihuahua, I think it will brag to its dog friends in the future, because it is the only dog that has bitten a real dragon!
When I got up and was about to run away, I was pressed to the ground by two policemen with a thunderous force. Then they handcuffed me, one on each side, and carried me out of the grove. Seeing this, some readers will say, aren't you awesome? You have become a dragon, and you know all kinds of Taoist magic, spells, and sword spells. How come two policemen can handle you?
Let's analyze it briefly. First, although I am a dragon, Yuanshi Tianzun said that the dragon nature has been suppressed by him, which means that I have not yet escaped from my mortal body, so my dragon is imprisoned by the **. It is useless except for helping me to recover my lost life span.
Second, I know all kinds of magic, but the premise is that I am facing the same cultivator. If I were facing an ordinary person, I would directly use the Qing Wu Lei Sword Curse. I estimate that I could kill that person, but I would definitely suffer ten times the retribution within ten steps. The most taboo thing for those who learn magic is to harm people directly, but if I draw a circle for him, dig a pit in the circle, and take ten yuan to lead the other party into the pit, it is generally not a big problem to do so, because the other party is greedy, and naturally it is his fault.
Third, now I no longer have the protection of Sanmao Zhenjun, but my skin is still a normal person, that is to say, the Chihuahua was attracted by the bad luck of my skin, and only felt that I was a real dragon after taking a bite!
Combining the above three points, the conclusion is two words: "bad luck"!
Sure enough, because of my simple struggle, the police mistook me for an arrest, and they kicked me twice, and the rest of the things happened smoothly. I was the only one escorted out by two policemen. The most unfortunate thing was that the place where I escaped was the main road. There were many people watching the excitement on the street, some people who didn't mind the big things took pictures, and even reporters came.
So, I published it in a very "glorious" way. Later, in a certain issue of Liaox Evening News, I saw this column, the title was "Give the park a piece of green, give the children a piece of sky, the anti-pornography action is urgent", and then the following is a close-up photo of me being escorted by two policemen into the police car, which later occupied the headline position of the section very awesomely.
After arriving at the police station, it was the same old routine. I first recorded my statement, and then two policemen searched me. They opened the Qing Nang and placed the magic tools inside on the table. One of the young policemen was surprised and said, "Wow, brother, are you kidding? A Taoist priest has come down the mountain. Are you suffocated in the mountains?"
"Why did you arrest me? I didn't do anything. I was just passing by." I said.
The police said, "This is called routine rules. How can you know if you did it when you were so sneaky? Be honest, tell me your name!"
I felt like my lungs were going to explode, so I said I was wronged.
There were two people in the interrogation, one asking questions and the other recording the confession. So when we were arguing, the one recording the confession snorted coldly: "You are really good for staying up late at night to have fun with old men. I think those people are almost as old as your mother. You really don't mind being ugly."
"Who the hell are you talking about! You saw me having sex with a prostitute with your eyes, but you have a human mouth but don't speak human words. Damn it!" I immediately got anxious and couldn't control my anger. I stood up and rushed over and kicked over the other person's desk.
You know, Sun Wukong might have made trouble in the Heavenly Palace in ancient times, but now, he might not be able to make trouble in the Public Security Bureau, let alone me.
So, the anger was released, and I felt a little regretful. The police kicked me down. When I fell to the ground and turned around, I found that there was a broken glass cup under the inner corner of my back, with glass shards leaking out, just facing my spine. I calculated that this was my evil position, which was responsible for emotions. I was unlucky today, so I was in trouble.
Since interrogations were not conducted in major cases, people were not shackled. Guess what would happen if I kicked the police's desk?
After I was kicked down, the people recording my confession became anxious. He pressed the alarm again, and a group of police officers rushed in to "subdue" me again. The small matter I committed suddenly became a big matter. They classified me as assaulting a police officer and provoking disturbances. According to the Public Security Management Regulations, I was sentenced to 15 days of administrative detention.
I was a little bit dissatisfied when I heard it at first, but since I had offended 'Xianchi', I had to be careful all the time. In the past, there was a divine attack, and no matter how dangerous the time was, the divine attack would turn it into safety. Now it is different, so what my grandfather taught me before was used this time. Among the methods of calculating good and bad luck, the simplest one is 'Xiao Liuren', which is generally based on the six positions of Da'an, Liulian, Suxi, Chikou, Xiaoji, and Kongwang, which are placed on the index finger, middle finger, and ring finger; they represent the month, day, and time. I calculated them in order and got: Da'an, Suxi, Xiaoji are good, and the rest are bad.
[Just understand it by the name. Da'an is the best. As for how good it is, I don't know. Lingering means you need to be careful of gossip. Suxi means moderate luck and needs help from noble people. Chikou means gossip and prison. Xiaoji means auspiciousness. Kongwang means bad luck. Everything is not suitable. You may be reported dead even if you hide at home.]
I won't talk about the specific method. After I finished pinching, I felt a little calm, because today is the most depressed day in my life. It is a day with dragon and tiger pressing down on me, and there is Chikou. The disaster is a blessing in disguise. I have a noble person to help me. The most important thing is that once it is past 00:00 today, it will be the "killing master day" that all geomancers fear the most. This day is the most feared day for all Feng Shui masters. On that day, they are not allowed to look at any Feng Shui. Geomancers will choose not to go out, lock themselves at home, burn incense and bathe, and sit in meditation to Taoism or Buddha. I used to be a Taoist priest who received the Maoshan precepts, but I was really good at launching Maoshan. The magic was taken back, and I became a Feng Shui master again, so the killing master day must be prevented.
Moreover, Feng Shui calls hospitals and prisons "living tombs", which is a saying that living people live in Yin houses. It can be said that there are some negative energies there. If you stay in prison for a long time, you will be infected by those negative energies and form more negative thoughts. Therefore, there are often various ideological classes in prison, which is also a way to fight against negative energy.
But I have already committed the peach blossom evil of 'Xianchi', which mainly comes from women. If I go to prison now, even the rats there are male, so I will naturally avoid the peach blossom evil committed by Xianchi, and it also fulfills my calculation of misfortune and fortune, and achieve survival in desperate situations.
In fact, it was because of this imprisonment that I did escape death, but let's talk about this later.
Let's talk about prison first. Since prison is so bad, you must think about what the prison guards or policemen who work there should do? In fact, those people's fate must have 'food injury', which is a fate that specializes in treating 'official ghosts'. When some children were young, the fortune teller told them whether the child would eat 'public food' in the future. It depends on the food injury in the fate. Generally, this kind of calculation is mostly very accurate.
Amidst the pointing and talking of the crowd, I was taken out of the interrogation room. Someone asked me, "What's the phone number of my family?"
"I'm an orphan. There's no need to notify my family. Just tell me where the prison is? When will we go? If not, let's go now." I was not disappointed, but a little happy, because no matter how powerful Xianchi is, he can't do anything about the prison! After thinking about the pros and cons, I almost shouted "Come and catch me, come quickly."
I vaguely heard someone say that I was crazy, and that I was the only one who was arrested in the police station who was smiling. Some people suspected that I had no place to eat and deliberately went to the detention center to get food.
Listening to the sound of family quarrels and scolding, I was taken away from the police station and got on the police car to the detention center. Logically speaking, there would be no traffic jams in the middle of the night, especially the police station where I was located was on Beiyi West Road heading towards Shenyang West Station. There were few cars there even in the daytime, let alone traffic jams at night.
But today, when the police car took me past Dingxiang Lake Park, I heard the policemen in front of me chatting and scolding the old men and women who were arrested in today's anti-pornography operation. The two were criticizing the unhealthy trends in society. Suddenly, there was a loud "bang" on the main road. A construction site had a flat tire. With another powerful and heavy muffled sound, the truck overturned and completely blocked the main road.
"Oh my! Let's go and have a look. The truck seems to have hit someone." The driver policeman said.
"You go first. I've called 120. It's the middle of the night. How can people be so unlucky." Another policeman said. But my heart was a little cold at this time, especially when the two policemen got off the car. I looked at the clock on the operating table. It was 23:20, and there were still 40 minutes before the killing day. The police got off the car, which meant that the "official star" protecting me left my body. In an instant, I felt a little numb on my forehead, especially at this moment, the handcuffs were equivalent to the shackles of the underworld, which had a suppressive effect on the cultivators.
It is because of the way of heaven that no matter what way you practice, you will eventually walk on the way of the living world. In the world of the living world, you will naturally be restricted by the things of the living world, so don't mention whether you have any Taoist skills or not. If you are handcuffed, you will have no skills at all.
Cold sweat fell on my forehead. If I can't get to the detention center before 12 o'clock, something big will happen. I can't figure out what it is, but it will be 100% related to the death!