I feel like a migrant worker going home during the Spring Festival. I can't even begin to describe the feeling of anticipation in my heart. Moreover, the recent successive great changes have made my temperament summed up in one sentence, that is, 'my face is not old, but my heart is vicissitudes'.
The most urgent task is that there is another heavy burden on my head, which is what Yuanshi Tianzun said, let me make 100 million first! I think the ancestor really thinks highly of me. Unless I rob a bank, how can I make so much money? This move is undoubtedly forcing Kong Ming to show off his power, which is simply forcing people to do something difficult.
After sitting in the green train for a day and a night, I got off the train at the North Station at around 9 o'clock in the evening, and took a taxi to Jiang Shiyu's home as soon as possible! I can't wait even a minute now. It's still the same street, the same crossroads. She once said that she would wait for a flower to bloom, and after the flower bloomed, I would marry her. But now the flower has bloomed, and my lost life span has returned. It's hard to say when the great catastrophe of heaven and earth will come. So I think in my heart, even if the ancestor really wants me to make 100 million, I can always find a helper, right?
So, with excitement in my heart, I messed up my already tangled hair, and strode into the community. Standing at the bottom of the corridor, I pressed the doorbell and waited for the security guard to come.
"What do you do? What are you doing here in the middle of the night?" The security guard's flashlight shone in my eyes.
"Brother, I'm looking for someone. Do you know if the person named Jiang Shiyu is here? Can you turn off the flashlight first?" I covered my eyes.
"Bring me your ID card. There are new people digging up roots recently. You have to cooperate with us." The security guard said.
[Digging up roots: a vicious criminal method, using an iron rod to hit the back of a person's head directly, and then picking up the money on the body after killing him]
I felt that what they said was right, and we really had to cooperate with them, so I took out my ID card that was soaked in water, and then took me to the property to register the information. After that, I said, "If there is nothing else, I will go out first. She may not be at home. I will go back and wait."
One of the older security guards took a small book and looked at it for a while and said, "Wait, don't go first. Didn't you say that the family's surname is Jiang? But the registration book says that the family's surname is Gao now, the house has been sold, and the residents are a couple from the south. Didn't you call to ask?"
Moved away? I was completely dumbfounded, so I asked the security guard in a daze: "Do you know where they moved to?"
"Are you stupid? Can someone tell me where they moved to? You are crazy." The security guard said impatiently.
After leaving the community, I felt like I was doused from head to toe with a basin of cold water. The little flame of excitement was extinguished completely. I walked on the street in confusion, took out the mobile phone in my pocket and knocked it. Some sand fell out of the receiver. Yes, I have always been wandering around in the mountains and have long forgotten everything in the real world, but I really don't want to miss her like this. Is all this really a trick of fate?
Walking to the store, I bought a pack of cigarettes and walked aimlessly. When I was tired, I leaned on the bench in the park to rest. Listening to the intimate voices of men and women around me, I was a little confused because I heard the woman say: "50, it can't be lower. If it works, it works. If it doesn't, don't hesitate.
"Thirty, it's thirty. I'm old and I don't have much time." The man said.
"Get out! You think this is buying vegetables, and you're bargaining. Get out! "The woman was angry.
The man retorted: "If it's not possible, then it's not possible. You scold me, damn it. Besides, your place is not a specialty store, and there is nothing that is not supervised and controlled by the Price Bureau. What's more, do you have an invoice? What's wrong with me bargaining?"
"I have never seen a man like you. If you don't have money, don't come out to play. You have the nerve to tell me when you are thirty or twenty." The woman scolded.
The two of them quarreled with each other, and then I saw a few angry scoldings from the woman in the woods. The two seemed to be fighting. Then the man started running with his head in his arms, and a woman with a stick behind him chased and beat him.
Seeing this, I smiled helplessly and pinched the cigarette butt in my hand. In fact, there is no right or wrong. A woman in her forties, if she can live a decent life, she can't go into the woods to fool old men. But think about it, these days, if you work hard and suffer a little, what can't you get enough food and clothing? So... , there must be something hateful about pitiful people.
I stood up and prepared to leave. After walking a few steps, I could see some sneaky middle-aged people. I felt helpless. Could it be that I fell into a den of prostitution? But I was walking aimlessly and came here unconsciously. When I thought of this, I felt a little bad instantly, because at this moment it can only mean one thing, that is, my luck is low.
In fact, no one can have a smooth life. There will always be a few hours or a day when the luck is low. Some people are not blessed. If it is deep, it may go away after sleeping at home, or it may just happen to escape because of something. This is why the almanac was born. Dear readers, don't disbelieve in the almanac. If it hits you one day, it is very likely that bad luck will happen. It is better to buy a copy and keep it at home in your birth year.
In the past, when I encountered bad luck, I might be fine because I was protected by the gods, but since I left Maoshan, the gods disappeared, so now I have to check it. It's not a big deal to check it, but something really happened. 9 o'clock to 11 o'clock at night is Zi At that time, according to the overall map of Shenyang, Shiyu's home was an extension of the Shen position. It happened that it rained in Shenyang at the You hour. I was afraid of water in July. Looking around, the water pipes for watering the park suddenly broke at the same time!
The pipes around me were emitting water one after another. The diffused water vapor was like a bath for me. In addition, these water pipes and some sewer pipes, so the underground water flowed, which could be sewage. Looking around, the water formed a barrier, which happened to trap me in the You position on the meridian.
Seeing this, I said helplessly: "No way! So unlucky, sewage is produced in the Yin land, and I violated the "Xianchi". This is going to be a peach blossom disaster. "
Xianchi means the setting of the sun, which refers to the time when everything is dark. It means 'the sun rises from Fusang and enters Xianchi'. It is also called the place where the five elements bathe. The iron pipe is gold, and there are plants, soil, and places for men and women to have affairs underground. It can be Yin fire, also known as evil fire, and the five elements bathe.
As for what will happen if you offend Xianchi, it can be big or small. I will give you another analogy and you will definitely understand. Because Xianchi is west of the meridian, Taoism believes that there is a Queen Mother of the West in the west, who has many young and beautiful maids. However, 'Xianchi' is a pool for maids to bathe, and men must not cross the line. , otherwise you will be trapped in the rouge and powder and it will be difficult to get out. At the least, you will lose all your money, and at the worst, your life will be in danger. In Feng Shui, it can be called "peach blossom evil".
Sure enough, before I could react, sirens sounded all around. This is a collective anti-pornography operation by the public security organs! I am also a person with face. If I am caught because of misunderstanding of prostitution, it will be really embarrassing. I immediately ran through the sewage wall, muttering "good luck" while speeding up my run.
If you say that you are unlucky, you will get stuck in your teeth even if you drink cold water. As a result, I suddenly entered a group of women, along with some weirdly dressed The aunts began to run frantically to avoid the crackdown on prostitution. There was no light in the park at night, and the strong flashlights behind us formed a circle. At this moment, we all became prey.
I roughly estimated that there were at least 30 women, more than 20 middle-aged people, a dozen old men, and a young man in his 20s like me in the park!
They were very familiar with the route, turning around like running a formation. Some of the older ones lay on the ground holding their chests, as if they had a heart attack and could die at any time. Just as they were about to rush out of the park, a row of cars came from the opposite side. Light, I was completely stunned, light evil against peach evil, the ancestor who can kill people!
In order to avoid light evil, I took out the crystal and held it in my mouth, jumped into the bushes, and hid on the ground, silently waiting for the end of the public security organs' anti-pornography operation. From beginning to end, I have been hiding behind the tree and always chanting "good luck, turn misfortune into good fortune".
Because crystal has the effect of helping to transfer and resist light evil, I lie under the ginkgo tree, which can stimulate the ability of crystal to strengthen, turn back light evil, and increase luck. I heard an old man in the distance chanting "I have a bad heart, don't catch me, tell you, you can't afford to pay if I faint."
But when someone passed by me, I heard him say: "Comrade police, I just took a walk, is it illegal to take a walk? Now Beiling Park is free, why did you catch me, I didn't break the law! "Uncle, stop arguing. I have never seen an old man walking around in briefs since I was a child. Does my aunt know that you are so fashionable?" the police retorted. "Cool, so what if I cool? I am not naked. What law stipulates that you cannot wear briefs in the park? People in swimming pools wear briefs, and they are shirtless, why don't you arrest them! "The old man was anxious.
The police seemed unwilling to deal with this old man. As the commotion around me gradually ended, I saw that the police were ready to withdraw their troops, but an accident happened at this time. It was because I was bitten by a dog when I was lying on the ground watching! When I screamed "Ah", the crystal fell, and the huge spotlight hit me right in front of me. The light evil hit the peach evil! I was exposed.
Looking back, a Chihuahua was howling at me, and then looking at the old man chasing me not far away, I felt like crying, that is, "Uncle, you came out to whore, why did you walk the dog by the way?"
Then there was nothing wrong, the police looked at me and smiled: "You are hiding well enough, what's the matter? I didn't expect your good brother to betray you, get up, go to the police station and sit down?"