Tsuki Yui's POV:
I had approached that John Doe intending to try and pressure him into making me part of their little get together, but never did I imagine the level of degeneracy the dark lord would indulge in. To think he had already seduced this man's son and brother before targeting this man. I mean, I can't deny this man's good looks, so it wouldn't be strange to find his relatives are just as pretty as him, but still.
He asked me to go spread this to the world, but even I am getting a little disturbed at what he has done to this poor man. Between the bestiality to the pedophilia. If this ever came out after I married that pervert, my reputation would be ruined.
"Oh, right! I promised Ren I would watch him in the finals! It probably started already!"
Seeing how late it was, I rushed to the stadium where I could spot Yutu, that giant oaf, taking a nap. I was preparing my excuse as I flew over the arena where I spotted something rather unexpected.
"*whistle* shake it boy! You know how I like it! Good now do a piledrive!"
"No, no, no, NO!"
*SPLASH*
I saw the dark lord and some muscular blue man in a mask mud wrestle half-naked in some green and red liquid on the ground. Meanwhile, the handsome fellow I had been talking to earlier was throwing copper teals at them from within a barrier while my brother was trying to wipe off some of that liquid from his clothes and face.
"Hey, reporter girl! You enjoying the show? Please take a seat!" John Doe said as she unfolded a chair inside the barrier and gestured for me to take a seat as the top of the barrier opened up.
"Uh, what is going on here?" I asked, a little distracted by the attractive man getting pummeled into the mud.
"ELDER SISTER! THIS MEAN GUY'S BEAST BULLIED YUTU AND IS NOW BULLYING TAIO TOO! PLEASE GET HIM TO STOP!" Ren pleaded with tears in his eyes
"Well, I-!"
*Crowd Cheering*
Just as I was about to speak, the crowd suddenly erupted into cheers as the dark lord punched the blue man into the air. However, just as the dark lord managed to stand back up, the blue man came falling down hitting the man back into the mud with an elbow drop.
"Like what you see! This is much better than some animal cruelty tournament, don't you think?" Mr. Doe said.
"Hehe! I suppose if the people like it!"
"But this was my tournament!" My brother pleaded.
"Oh, quiet down loser! The tournament will continue once Bluey gets tired of playing with his new chew toy! Hey, want some snacks princess reporter?" He said before handing me a bucket of popcorn.
"Loser? Wait, Yutu lost?! *crunch*" I said as I ate some popcorn.
"Only because he cheated!"
"You asked me to feed cock-a-doodle-doo to your Yutu! So, I did! Not my fault he got indigestion!" He said before throwing more money at the two half naked men.
"Hahaha! So, is that why Yutu is sleeping like that?"
"Shut up! It doesn't count! This guy is ruining the Kaguya-festival! Help me teach him a lesson! Then we can get that thing to stop bully Taio!" Ren pouted.
"Hehe! No, I think I will enjoy the show while it lasts! Do we have any refreshments? This popcorn is making my throat parched!" I asked as I enjoyed the show.
"Here you go!" Sir Doe said as he handed me a bubbling drink.
"SISTER!"
"What do you call this sweet beverage? It is delicious!"
"It's called soda! It's a special kind of beverage originating from the magic continent!"
"Oh? Is that where you are from? Your name does sound foreign sir Doe!"
"AAAAHHHH!"
*Splash*
I spent the rest of the night talking with Sir Doe and enjoying the sight of that degenerate getting beaten by that blue man, while my brother complained in the background.
After that night, mud wrestling would come to be a rather popular sport on the 2nd moon's festivals going forwards.